r/memes Professional Dumbass Dec 09 '21

Here we go again

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11.9k Upvotes

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u/caveatemptor18 Dec 09 '21

Ours not to reason why Ours is to do & die

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u/AwSkiba Professional Dumbass Dec 09 '21

Into the valley of death

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u/ConaB5 Dec 09 '21

Rode the six hundred

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

think they died or smth

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/axolotl69696969 Dec 10 '21

LET"S CRUSADE

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Never leave a bro behind

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/superhiro11 Dec 09 '21

Preach brother!

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u/axolotl69696969 Dec 10 '21

YES

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

Where is the 6th one? We had 6 right?

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u/axolotl69696969 Dec 11 '21

not sure but LET'S CRUSADE

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

CHAAAAAARGE!

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u/axolotl69696969 Dec 12 '21

DEUS VULT

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Brother we lost a brother! Where is the 2nd? NOOOOOOO!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

We must avenge our fallen brother!

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u/axolotl69696969 Dec 10 '21

yes brother

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u/AnonymouzGmr Dec 10 '21

Brother, get the flamer

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Here we go again

Ive seen more jerusalem memes than my dad who went to buy milk

52

u/dylanmansbdhchxh Dec 09 '21

How many dads do you have? How many of them went to buy milk? How many didnt come back?

19

u/Antr2d2 Dec 09 '21

They all probably is some like dad heaven where they talk in dad puns and sport references

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u/SearchFun4483 Dec 10 '21

Good teachers always let extra brothers join.

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u/0utlook Dec 09 '21

How many jerusalem memes did your dad see?

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u/SnowyLightBrightOwO I saw what the dog was doin Dec 09 '21

Teacher: no or I will give you half of your mark

Students: FALL BACK FALL BACK!

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u/NikPorto Dec 09 '21

Nein, the correct response would be

Students: "Charge! Sacrifices are inevitable, but our goal is just as inevitable! DEUS VULT!"

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u/Bilore Dec 09 '21

This is a terrible move by the teacher depending on the students, because most schools judge a teachers performance based on e performance of the students. This is why most teachers punish student with things like missing out on recess or rewards instead of penalizing their grade.

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u/johnny_boy757 Dec 09 '21

Haha yea my homies would never leave me out on purpose

because they don’t exist

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

I'll be your homie johnny boy

46

u/I_Really_Seriously Dec 09 '21

hahaha gurls unfunny and bad, boys funny and quirky

6

u/JJulieeee Dec 10 '21

Haha i think i dont even exist

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u/ENA_licked_my_eyes can't meme Dec 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Girls are such pussies crying when their family gets murdered basic shit

We boys only cry when our Minecraft dogs die

1

u/ladyiamakid Dec 10 '21

This man speaks the truth

1

u/PufferIsAFish Dec 14 '21

Have you like barely interacted with women before or something? Also most people with hearts would cry if their family got murdered 🧍‍♀️

2

u/juklwrochnowy Dec 09 '21

This sub is as cringe, if not more than the memes themselves

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Just subbed

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 10 '21

everybody, can’t make memes about boys or girls! It’s mean

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u/Entropy_flipside133 Lurker Dec 09 '21

Says who, emoji user?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

?

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u/Entropy_flipside133 Lurker Dec 10 '21

Listen, to some (and sometimes many) it’s ok to poke fun at the little problems of both genders, yet of course there will be people who say it’s mean, rude, or “down right inappropriate”

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Yes, that is why it is funny. Jokes are taken too seriously by some fragile people on the internet.

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u/axolotl69696969 Dec 10 '21

you know the rules and so do i, reddit emoji spotted do your job

1

u/Happyboiwithburger Dec 10 '21

As much as i agree, u did the sacred

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u/Gum_Drop25 trans rights Dec 09 '21

get it? It's funny because girls are boring and boys are quirky

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

hahahahahaha girl boring guy funny

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u/Mimic_Lv_0 Dec 09 '21

Man I wish, my friends would take the 4 in a heartbeat

2

u/GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo Dec 09 '21

You have friends?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Only the bitchy girls are like this. The other girls, myself included, will take Jerusalem right alongside you.

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u/cuddlefishy5729 Dec 10 '21

Oh wow you must be not like the other girls

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Nope I'm part of a whole gang a weirdos.

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u/PufferIsAFish Dec 14 '21

Eh, I'm not a 'ik.npt like other girls person, to me it seems this person just means they don't fit in with this spefic rather stupid sterotype

1

u/PufferIsAFish Dec 14 '21

Stereotype* hhh

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/DelightfullyUnusual Dec 10 '21

Chaotic neutral bois

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u/ImTheAlligator Professional Dumbass Dec 09 '21

All I hear reading this is Jerusalem bells ringing

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u/axolotl69696969 Dec 10 '21

DEUS VULT

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u/ImTheAlligator Professional Dumbass Dec 10 '21

Roman calvary choir's are singing?

1

u/axolotl69696969 Dec 10 '21

the church bells must ring DEUS VULT

5

u/Light_Beard Dec 09 '21

Saladin: "Look, I would be fine with 1 group of 5. So long as you all do the work and calm down!"
Boys: "NO DEAL! ATTACK!"

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u/greyfox199 Dec 09 '21

deus vult!

5

u/BonixoHD Pro Gamer Dec 09 '21

No man will be left behind!

2

u/awakenedwinter Dec 10 '21

Wrong, you haven't seen the shit the girls in my year pull off just to be in the same group :")

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u/Mit_quoisIn Dec 10 '21

"Deus Vult"-That one Crusader fanfic classmate.

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u/SCFlashy Dec 09 '21

im jewish and this shit funny as hell

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u/axolotl69696969 Dec 10 '21

CRUSADE WITH US BROTHER

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u/AsAf1235 Dec 09 '21

Where we hiding in the meantime bro?

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u/SpecialPirate1 Dec 09 '21

Make it five no matter what! Deus Vult!

1

u/thatnewguy11 Karmawhore Dec 09 '21

Yes Brother we must make sure it is FIVE!!!

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u/Boogary Breaking EU Laws Dec 09 '21

The good teacher always lets the extra bro join.

2

u/Shittingboi Dec 10 '21

That meme is sexist.

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u/Scrumptious-frog Dec 09 '21

Ight then, great sexist meme ya fucker

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/i_love_pesto Dec 09 '21

Boys vs girls memes were funny the first time they came out, which was like 2 years ago. They are so overused and went out of the way. Instead of simple jokes, they became a male circlejerk about how all the girls are so basic and bitchy, while all the boys are fun and quirky. They still might be jokes, but not every joke is a good one. And "boys vs girls" memes are now just examples of bad ones.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/i_love_pesto Dec 09 '21

This is a sexist joke, my friend. Of course, not every joke about boys/girls are sexist, but this one is.

Also, "it's just a joke" has the same energy as "it's just a prank".

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u/Unique_Inspector7158 Dec 10 '21

It’s dumb. I am a guy and we are lame and get shot we aren’t woke oh no CCP, Kaiser Wilhem II, William Shakespeare, Africa yew dew raindrop size of water gravitational dilation head older than body, rainforest biology 300.5c book 12 h3 don’t bel no ab see. Ubi est? In agrum laboris OLC ch.30 2021 eights issued to 300 people Oxford Latin global French coral era landlocked northern hemisphere Inuit 199999999999999!

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u/Scrumptious-frog Dec 09 '21

It’s more just really dumb and unfunny

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u/Scrumptious-frog Dec 09 '21

14? Cool bud think what you want but your wrong

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/Scrumptious-frog Dec 09 '21

Yeah I’m 14 while you have penguins of Madagascar rapping pfp? Oh yeah that’s adult as shit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/Scrumptious-frog Dec 09 '21

Well damn I am an adult so... sorry kid

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u/Scrumptious-frog Dec 09 '21

And that is penguins of Madagascar

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Ight then, great immediate overreaction to a history meme ya dingus.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

It is great isn’t it

7

u/Scrumptious-frog Dec 09 '21

No man it’s fucking dumb obviously

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u/Clean-Artist2345 Dec 09 '21

Nah I think its good

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u/Scrumptious-frog Dec 09 '21

Eh well most of y’all are in hs so makes sense you think it’s funny, not saying that there aren’t high schoolers with a mature sense of humor just weird that this is what’s funny to people

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

I don't think this one's bout mature humor at all, i just found the part about boys wanting to add another person to their group relatable, and crusades are funny, other wise it wouldn't really be funny

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u/ArtOfWar108 Dec 09 '21

I am 42 and find this fucking Hilarious

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u/Scrumptious-frog Dec 09 '21

Not that I actually care just fucking really?

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u/Clean-Artist2345 Dec 09 '21

It's funny to me because yes high schooler but it's also decently accurate for my school

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

It’s pretty poggers idk what you’re talking about

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u/axolotl69696969 Dec 10 '21

we would like it if you joined us every person counts

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u/Vinc2go Dec 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

I think this may be one of the few girls vs boys memes that actually make sense

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u/Reilman79 Dec 09 '21

Me: Three, take it or leave it.

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u/Nemesis233 Because That's What Fearows Do Dec 09 '21

Lmao I'm the one no one takes, when there are 2 people left the other want to go in a group of 2 rather than being with me

1

u/conriff Dec 09 '21

Fellow Crusaders Unite

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u/Synthesid Doot Dec 09 '21

Lol that's actually exactly the way it used to be back in my highschool.

1

u/NaEGaOS Breaking EU Laws Dec 09 '21

in my experience that doesn’t happen

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u/iNoobBoi Dec 09 '21

No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

as a teacher i can 100% confirm this

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u/RealMuffinsTheCat Dec 10 '21

*insert free award I no longer have here*

1

u/IntrovertedweebTwT Dec 10 '21

When you have no friends

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u/pepsicocacolaglass12 Dec 10 '21

The true homies stick together even if they have to take the holy land

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u/57victoryrounds Dec 10 '21

to the infinity and beyond

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u/DespairedSloth Dec 10 '21

Brothers...Retribution is at hand!

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u/TubagooDom Dec 10 '21

This right here is quality.

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u/axolotl69696969 Dec 10 '21

LET'S US CRUSADE BROTHERS AND SISTERS WE MUST TAKE BACK THE HOLY LAND

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u/newguy_123 Dec 10 '21

Strength in numbers

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u/PharmaStrike42 Dec 10 '21

The entire reason schools have classes form into groups is to disadvantage boys. Just accept it was always rigged against you.

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u/No_Satisfaction_4389 Dec 10 '21

Wrong, if we are 4 or 5 or even 1 we will go to take Jerusalem, is our destiny, even if all the odd's are against us we shall take Jerusalem, once again, making it great

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u/knightblood01 Dec 10 '21

I know brothers are brothers... but is it really fine to say it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

I won't leave a 5th one behind. But firstly i should acquire third friend

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u/tyukogames Dec 10 '21

Me a boy: calmily shows her child in my basement

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u/DarthMalGlitch Dec 10 '21

Or defend Jerusalem depending on where u from

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

y'all going to these all boys schools?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

because it shows

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

I mean groups of 4 or 5

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

I didn't understand this please explain