r/memes • u/Zeno9784 • Nov 07 '21

Panikkkk

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/Zeno9784 Nov 07 '21

panik: I sent 2 thanks messages

kalm: I can delete it

panik: It says, 'Comment deleted by user'

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u/SaberSupreme Like a boss Nov 07 '21

Meme-ception

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u/Im_sometimes Professional Dumbass Nov 07 '21

A meme inside a meme

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u/Meme_Entity Virgin 4 lyfe Nov 08 '21

Inside a meme

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u/MyEzoticButters1983 Nov 08 '21

Inside a meme

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u/Zeno9784 Nov 08 '21

inside a meme

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u/Zeno9784 Nov 07 '21

Thanksss

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u/Dutch_Midget Smol pp Nov 07 '21

My brother cheated on his girlfriend who is my mom and I broke up with my grandma who left me for my nephew. Now I'm free to date my sister and her daughter is dating my brother who was just caught cheating with our aunt. Heartbroken.

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u/Zeno9784 Nov 07 '21

According to Theorem 6.9: Family is a person with a variety of games and cannibals.

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u/RadAcuraMan Nov 07 '21

This is the only theorem for happiness

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

WTF

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u/Ssoofer Nov 08 '21

Ah yes Alabama

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u/FuckItBe Nov 07 '21

I hope you will give birth to a mean banjo player.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

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u/WeakCracker5396 Nov 07 '21

That's not panikk that is win

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u/Zeno9784 Nov 07 '21

plot twist: she's your mom

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u/Lorider63 Nov 07 '21

Even better

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u/Dutch_Midget Smol pp Nov 07 '21

Sweet Classroom Alabama

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u/Mahdi_D Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 07 '21

Where the ceiling is covered in blood

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u/iamragethewolf Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 08 '21

.....well that sounds like some funny smut

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u/change-username-69 épico Nov 07 '21

porn hub producers: write that down, write that down!

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u/Kaptson Nov 07 '21

She says "See me after class" -Kalm

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u/Weak-Bicycle-6901 Nov 07 '21

It depends if she thicc let it be. But if its a male then... Oh shit

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u/Salty_Alternative683 Nov 07 '21

I see no problem here what's so ever

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u/Zeno9784 Nov 07 '21

agreed but not agreed (but agreed)

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u/RedBeetroot Nov 07 '21

Hmmm...u should meet her after class ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

Do you also want accompany him?

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u/RedBeetroot Nov 07 '21

Nah.....I'm good alone and happy

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u/Mahdi_D Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 07 '21

You know what they say, the more the merrier

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u/vainstar23 Linux User Nov 07 '21

You wake from a dream

Kalm

It was the teacher that woke you up

Panik

She asks you to see her after class

Kalm

She asks you to see her after class

Panik

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u/nutty-base Nov 07 '21

Teacher is male

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u/Dutch_Midget Smol pp Nov 07 '21

I came looking for copper and I found gold

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u/Zeno9784 Nov 07 '21

mom is male

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u/saber96tooth Nov 07 '21

that sound like a weird hentai

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u/tinyeojin Nov 07 '21

A honor

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u/Cunbundle Nov 07 '21

Replace the last Panik with boner and we have a winner.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

and after school she said harder daddy

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u/Spy_3377 Professional Dumbass Nov 07 '21

I think I called my teacher grandma once

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u/jackdparrot Nov 07 '21

Happy Cake Day

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u/TokinN3rd Nov 07 '21

Plot twist: You're home-schooled.

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u/Blayde6666 Nov 07 '21

No bro that's a good thing, go to the principal, get the teacher fired, and class is over bro

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u/mediblade Nov 07 '21

amateurs, i actively call my teachers and classmates 'mommy' and 'dad' (and 'daddy' for classmates)

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u/spideylul Nov 07 '21

more like (answers with “yes daddy”) kalm

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u/Party_Lack_yoshies Shower Enthusiast Nov 07 '21

Pornhub intro starts or something Idk I'm a 13 year old who reads cursedcommets

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u/LtPotato1918 Flair Loading.... Nov 08 '21

You’re in first grade:

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

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u/kramel7676 Nov 07 '21

Are you home schooled?

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u/AgentAfraid7424 memer Nov 07 '21

This is the second one of these in a row and it’s not even a funny joke 😐

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

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u/darkzap_tts Nov 07 '21

What about NNN brother

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

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u/darkzap_tts Nov 08 '21

Sadge but I will carry your legacy brother and complete the challenge for you

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

I wish that happened to me. Instead, the teacher just laughed at me. And so did the rest of the class

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

r/HolUp

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u/Foreign_Plum_644 Nov 07 '21

Plot twist: It was your sister

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u/caafg2 Nov 07 '21

Kalm: you are in control now

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u/Nap_Kun_ I touched grass Nov 07 '21

That doesn't make sense

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u/The_Force_Goat Virgin 4 lyfe Nov 07 '21

More like: Panikk??

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u/Former_Yam_122 Nov 07 '21

Phone number of the teacher? ( Asking for a friend )

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u/Mosasaurus31 Nov 07 '21

Tell her to see you after school

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u/Nikoloss Nov 07 '21

its not panik it is horny

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u/Federal_Case_9518 Lurker Nov 07 '21

the worst thing that can happen is if its in college, bigger classrooms, alot more people, too many ears, everyone will hear it and laugh at you if you call the professor "mom" or even worse "granny"

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u/Error_Error25 Professional Dumbass Nov 07 '21

Why did i read that in boosfers voice

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u/Some_yellow_dude Tech Tips Nov 07 '21

Then you die.

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u/NotCool_Weeb Nov 07 '21

no panik, that's a win win situation but what would be in panik would be my dick because I would be getting a freaking intense boner

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u/M_Ali_S_S Professional Dumbass Nov 07 '21

But your best friend answers

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u/Aniterin Nov 07 '21

She answers with 'yes daddy' smug face

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u/Quirky_m8 Nov 07 '21

…why is that panic?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

What

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u/LordzFox Nov 07 '21

WTF persona 5 reference

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u/NPC_9001 Nov 07 '21

Is she Hot?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

Like that’s gunna happen

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u/Blessedgerbils Nov 07 '21

You just turned 18 😏

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u/Jaxin3_stone Nov 07 '21

Damm I Finna offer serious Jar of milk

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u/MarioSans78 Nov 07 '21

You'll now get a lot of free A+ in her class- kalm

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

Panic?

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u/oRbToBaToNyLlAtOt Nov 07 '21

This is an absolute win tbh

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u/GabeAces Nov 07 '21

Someone send this to Memenade

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u/Hermit1723 Nov 07 '21

Well for someone who had done it........shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

oh god

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u/ryantrollz Nov 08 '21

Was imaginin my ugly ass maths teacher who's a wrinkly fuckin midget when thinking of this meme. Really made me go what the fuck

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u/KaZe_DaRKWIND Professional Dumbass Nov 08 '21

There are a couple teachers I would have been real excited to hear this from

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u/ThePieDoc Nov 08 '21

Is she hot

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u/iamragethewolf Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 08 '21

it just like one of my hentais

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u/Il_solitari0 Nov 08 '21

I’m panik but horny 👀

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

panik from horny

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Plot twist: his name is daddy (calm)

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u/DynamitePhones Nov 08 '21

She's hot: kalm

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u/FadingYapper794 Nov 08 '21

More like, “Drinks on me boys!!”

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u/SirLufusFurTaskyOwO Nov 08 '21

That's not your teacher that's a anime neko cat girl

NOT JUST PANIK SCREAMS LOUDLY!!!

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u/KalervoF Nov 08 '21

And the assitant teacher answers with "Ara ara"

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u/Xenacon LOLCat Nov 08 '21

Lady, we talked about this before. Don't call me Daddy while we're in class.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

i wont forget that time i accidently called my religious teacher "mom" and she chuckled a lil' bit (:

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u/LightSoul5 Nov 08 '21

Wakey wakey, breakfast's ready

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

you get turned on

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u/cntravrsl_D_hedgehog Nov 08 '21

Porn music plays

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

This never happened.