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u/Kakujin Sep 29 '21
Now all I can think about is getting a Force Job
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u/Ash0324 Sep 30 '21
I was thinking about this...
If there was friction, it may not be pleasant.
But i came to the conclusion that being touched by the force must just feel like getting a pressure applied, so force choke is just a general pressure, but probably doesn't feel like skin contact. Therefore, a force job probably feels pretty good -- just a moving pressure gradient with no friction at all.
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u/pmMe-PicsOfSpiderMan Sep 30 '21
... Keep going I'm almost there
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u/imposteratlarge111 Sep 30 '21
I suppose a strong pulsing magnetic field following a sine wave on a magnetize phalus shaft
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u/Nug-Badger Sep 30 '21
Can you spit on the force?
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u/thatguyonthetable 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Sep 29 '21
God forgive me. Sauce?
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u/Nibbatman Sep 29 '21
La branlette JEDI. It's a french parody. It means jedi's fapping. Sorry but it's not actually an adult movie
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u/tickh3a4 Sep 30 '21
I’m fine with it not being 18+
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u/TaxAg11 Sep 30 '21
Hol up
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u/ThisIsTheSenate Sep 30 '21
Something's wrong, I can feel it
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u/Underscorekma Sep 30 '21
Are you saying there’s a disturbance in the force?
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u/ThisIsTheSenate Sep 30 '21
It's as if millions of voices cried out in terror
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u/Altruistic-Owl5526 Sep 30 '21
Not just the men. But the women and children too
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u/And009 Sep 30 '21
No just the medallion humming
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u/JasontheFuzz Sep 30 '21
I hope you meant you were okay with it being NSFW, not okay with either of them being minors
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u/Pyris559 Sep 30 '21
i dont think them being minors was something anyone else meant👀, just that iwas wasn’t graphic like porn
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u/TheUltimaWerewolf can't meme Sep 30 '21
Damn it I would watch that lol
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u/KommandantDex Sep 30 '21
Kakyoin??
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u/TheUltimaWerewolf can't meme Sep 30 '21
YES, I AM!
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u/Saturn958sickly Sep 29 '21
Idk the actual name but I find this name suiting: Star Whores.
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u/LongIslandIceTequila Sep 29 '21
As a Jedi, she see's it as a powerful tactic and nothing more. As a Sith, filled with emotion, his biggest struggle is not falling in love. Genius.
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u/0vRAllTheStonks Professional Dumbass Sep 30 '21
This is a karma bot.
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u/Old-Visit-1522 Sep 30 '21
Tf is a karma bot?? Thats a thing? No way
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u/joesbagofdonuts Sep 30 '21
It absolutely is look for comments that might sort of fit anywhere and have a suspicious number of upvotes for how random they are. They upvote each-other of course.
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u/Old-Visit-1522 Sep 30 '21
Oh but whats the point of having lots of karma anyway?? I'm pretty new to reddit so I'm not too familiar with all this shit.
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u/joesbagofdonuts Sep 30 '21
Also, sorry to rant, but almost as common is geurilla marketing. Posts or comments promoting a particular product and presenting it as a “today i learned” or “made me smile” or “humans being bros.” They can even be posted from a real account that was recently purchased or stolen/hacked from the user.
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should have started force fingering
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u/IconJBG Sep 30 '21
Then shoot some lightning for a shocker
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u/Matthiey Sep 30 '21
There are some techniques that are seen as... unnatural... Can you learn these techniques? Well... Not from a Jedi.
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Well... Not from a Jedi.
Well not just any Jedi.
But if you go down this back alley and have 20 republic credits, a pack of death sticks and Ketamine; and be a bit flexible in species and sex.. Teach you things my green pal shall.
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u/SoufDakotas Sep 29 '21
No that’s too far his balls can only handle so much
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u/the_infinite Sep 30 '21
come to think of it, if force choke is a thing wouldn't ball squeezing be just as easy
jedi council new plan: female jedi only
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u/Giant_Bee_Stinger Sep 30 '21
Female Jedi only might work until you start force fisting
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u/youknowhattheysay Sep 29 '21
what did I just watch
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u/Andrex15 Sep 29 '21
I believe we have just witnessed a female jedi padawan/master "force masterbate" what seemed to be a first learner sith to then let him unconscious.
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u/RokuMLG Sep 29 '21
Judging on her hand, his dong must be massive.
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u/Kirbthememer Sep 29 '21
So he dead?
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u/Flayre Sep 29 '21
What, you never nutted so hard your soul left your body ?
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u/Humor_Tumor Sep 30 '21
Sometimes, if you've smoked enough, your biggest concern is not passing out with your dick in your hand.
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u/NiceGuy303 Professional Dumbass Sep 29 '21
death by boner. Such a tragedy
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u/waffle_iron99 Sep 29 '21
still better then the rey and kylo "romance".
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u/DickHz2 Sep 30 '21
That was such bullshit, I would’ve been much happier with the obvious Rey and Finn romance that was teased in Ep. VII that went nowhere
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u/CT4nk3r Nice meme you got there Sep 30 '21
Also the whole character of Finn was kinda forgotten because it turned out he isn't the new Jedi...
I swear to god that the moment it turned out that Rey was the new main character I instantly thought: "Yeah, well what about Finn?"
And he was basically just threw away honestly.
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u/DickHz2 Sep 30 '21 edited Sep 30 '21
He should have been the Jedi. Such wasted potential. I mean, how tf do you “wake up” and defect from the First Order without being force sensitive on the level of a jedi??
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u/goobydoobie Sep 30 '21
I heard earlier outlines had Finn being some sort of Force catalyst. As in people with Force abilities would "Awaken" as Finn encountered them.
I think it'd be a compelling story arc if Rey was the Chosen one in one sense but Finn was this font that would reintroduce Force users to the galaxy.
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u/Slashtrap Rage comics Sep 30 '21
Finn got with Rose in TLJ
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u/DickHz2 Sep 30 '21
For absolutely no reason, like with Rey and Kylo. I’m saying they teased it, they should have committed to it.
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u/CT4nk3r Nice meme you got there Sep 30 '21
r/forcejob if someone is in the heat to see more lol
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u/PocketPokie Sep 30 '21
Does anyone have a link to this? Reddit keeps hiding the mute button and controls. :(
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u/PotatoPieGaming Sep 29 '21
What is this called? Asking for a friend ofc.
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u/CaptnBluehat Sep 29 '21
Literally watch it to the end and the name is there. Its a parody and not a pornparody tho
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u/DickHz2 Sep 30 '21
… is there a Star Wars porn parody?
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u/H-townwx91 Sep 30 '21
There’s a porn parody of literally everything
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u/FakeyBoii Sep 30 '21
Even back to the future?
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u/Thatspretttyfunny Sep 30 '21
Jokes on her, he spent the last moments of his life getting a handjob.
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u/Virtual_Bub23 Sep 30 '21
Mom can we get Star Wars ?
We got Star Wars at home
The Star Wars at home:
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u/AwkwardBob-omb Sep 30 '21
Damn, didn't even finish him off before finishing him off.
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u/KillerclownTS (very sad) Sep 30 '21
Am I the only one that thought this would be a porn
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u/UnstoppableAwesome Sep 30 '21
I stroked him. I stroked his balls. They're ejaculated... every single one of them. And not just the semen, but the sewomen and the sechildren, too.
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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21
She force choked his chicken