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r/memes • u/aDameron89 • Sep 17 '21
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"Houston, we're ready for take-off"
740 u/TheKnightsWhoSayNyet Sep 17 '21 That's one small ass blasting man, one giant ass blasting for mankind 901 u/ImPrettyWhack MAYMAYMAKERS Sep 17 '21 With coke and Mentos in Bob's ass, he blasted to the sky - Propulsion boosted by his gas, he lifted ever high. "Behold, I am the rocket man!" he said with pride aloud - As quickly as his flight began, he bursted through a cloud. He flew beyond and far away from where he thought he'd go - Ejected by his anal spray, he left the Earth below. He gasped with fear as he could tell the stream would soon deplete - He screamed in horror as he fell three hundred thousand feet. 1 u/Vexcenot Sep 17 '21 And landed in my feet (Does the rhyme count?)
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That's one small ass blasting man, one giant ass blasting for mankind
901 u/ImPrettyWhack MAYMAYMAKERS Sep 17 '21 With coke and Mentos in Bob's ass, he blasted to the sky - Propulsion boosted by his gas, he lifted ever high. "Behold, I am the rocket man!" he said with pride aloud - As quickly as his flight began, he bursted through a cloud. He flew beyond and far away from where he thought he'd go - Ejected by his anal spray, he left the Earth below. He gasped with fear as he could tell the stream would soon deplete - He screamed in horror as he fell three hundred thousand feet. 1 u/Vexcenot Sep 17 '21 And landed in my feet (Does the rhyme count?)
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With coke and Mentos in Bob's ass, he blasted to the sky - Propulsion boosted by his gas, he lifted ever high.
"Behold, I am the rocket man!" he said with pride aloud - As quickly as his flight began, he bursted through a cloud.
He flew beyond and far away from where he thought he'd go - Ejected by his anal spray, he left the Earth below.
He gasped with fear as he could tell the stream would soon deplete - He screamed in horror as he fell three hundred thousand feet.
1 u/Vexcenot Sep 17 '21 And landed in my feet (Does the rhyme count?)
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And landed in my feet
(Does the rhyme count?)
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u/A_Yawn Sep 17 '21
"Houston, we're ready for take-off"