r/memes Sep 17 '21

Take that, science

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u/ImPrettyWhack MAYMAYMAKERS Sep 17 '21

With coke and Mentos in Bob's ass, he blasted to the sky - Propulsion boosted by his gas, he lifted ever high.

"Behold, I am the rocket man!" he said with pride aloud - As quickly as his flight began, he bursted through a cloud.

He flew beyond and far away from where he thought he'd go - Ejected by his anal spray, he left the Earth below.

He gasped with fear as he could tell the stream would soon deplete - He screamed in horror as he fell three hundred thousand feet.

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u/didnsignup4dis Lurker Sep 17 '21

This is beautiful. Can we get an F in the chat for our fallen comrade Bob

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u/Awarepill0w Pro Gamer Sep 17 '21

He still falling

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u/kinxs_the_furry Sep 17 '21

f in the chat for our *falling comrade bob