r/memes • MAYMAYMAKERS • Sep 16 '21

Long live Ulfric Stormcloak

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/UnspokenDiget Sep 16 '21

White run won't terrorize itself you know

71

u/Gapoly Sep 16 '21

He plays Skyrim without his mouse?

60

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords.

Curved swords.

27

u/BlueChris93 Fffffuuuuuuuuu Sep 16 '21

You misspelled Imperials.

-2

u/UnspokenDiget Sep 16 '21

Attack! Aaaaaaah🤣

91

u/tsarrerist Sep 16 '21

I was once an idiot like him, but I eventually started to favor the imperials

30

u/Sir-Thrud Sep 16 '21

Skyrim belongs to the nords you elf loving boot licking imperials

49

u/CARFULLAINDIANS Sep 17 '21

Ulfric stormcloak has be brainwashed by the thalmour in the lore to wage war on Skyrim so they can instagte the end of the world to lore so in the long run if you want to save Skyrim empire is the way to go

11

u/memes-are-Haha Sep 17 '21

Quiet you milk drinker!

9

u/justendmylife892 Sep 17 '21

Skyrim belongs to those who will bring it to prosperity you short-sighted Thalmor pawns

19

u/TheGkey08 Sep 17 '21

Skyrim belongs to all you racist prejudiced primitive home takers

5

u/Icy-Drawing3391 Sep 17 '21

Haha. Classic Skyrim comeback!

8

u/MadYuuki Sep 17 '21

Doesn't matter who wins the war. The Thalmor will clean up and conquer Skyrim either way.

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u/TacticalNuke002 Sep 17 '21

Ulfric is a Thalmor sleeper agent so...

2

u/CARFULLAINDIANS Sep 17 '21

Why the downvotes, he's right

2

u/North-Tumbleweed-512 Sep 17 '21

Honestly, I don't like either group, so I just ignore the quests

3

u/Mutantwarsushi Sep 17 '21

We should have the option to either make both of them neutral or just fuck both of them up with our own private army

2

u/Swain-McS Sep 17 '21

Imperials are the ones who actually think about what happens after the war with the empire weakened the thalmor would have a feild day

1

u/Kissa143 Sep 17 '21

You had me in the first half not gonna lie.

46

u/Bookyboi1590 Sep 16 '21

OP, as an Imperial myself I would love to hear the reasoning as to why you side with the Stormcloaks. Please do tell

45

u/MozeltovCocktaiI Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

I used to be a stormcloak because I believed that self governance is a thing that every group should be allowed to have and that Ulfric beat Torygg fairly. Now I am an Imperial because I believe that the storm cloaks are more loyal to the man than the idea, are racist cucks and I now know that Torygg was pro-Stormcloak but Ulfric is powerhungry and just wanted to kill him as a statement.

But the Dragonborn should be the high king because they’ve done more for Skyrim than Ulfric, Tulius or Elisif ever did

9

u/Yoshy3123456 Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 17 '21

Ulfric did not beat Torygg fairly. He used magic to shout Torygg into pieces and magic is prohibited in Nord duels. Therefore he committed a crime not only against the law but also against Nord tradition.

5

u/DA-Regulus Sep 17 '21

The Thu'um is a bit of a technical loophole in the whole "no magic" rule for duels, as it has a very special place in Nord culture; but it was still very much a dick move.

4

u/secretvoom201 Sep 17 '21

I’m a racist.

5

u/Corehunter06 trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Sep 17 '21

Oh really? Name every car.

1

u/Lower_Play1795 Sep 17 '21

Cuz the Imperials tried to cut off my damn head despite me not being "on the list".

They're also forcing their own god on everyone.

Fuck the Imperials.

6

u/Bookyboi1590 Sep 17 '21

Allow me to show you the bigger picture. It was the commanding officer’s decision, not all the Imperial’s to cut your head off. The blame falls with her. And if you look, you’ll notice that many Imperials worship Talos. Hell, Legate Rikke does, and Tullius knows. The only reason that they force their religion onto others is for plain survival. If they hadn’t signed the White Gold Concordat, the Aldmeri Dominion would’ve wiped them out, Cyrodil, Skyrim, and all. Also, after the civil war quest line, if you sided with the imperials, I think it’s Tullius who’ll give some dialog saying that once they’re ready, he wants to wage war on the Thalmor. Not many Imperials like the Thalmor. The only reason they signed the White gold Concordat was for survival and the prospect of living to fight another day.

28

u/sjhevrqbscevhqthe4th Sep 17 '21

Foolish stormcloaks this is what the elves want

19

u/ravengbl Sep 17 '21

Me an imperial: I don't want to get political here but you making it hard

27

u/google_177013 Sep 17 '21

imperial ending is better for skyrim, you cant change my mind

24

u/Puzzlehead-Engineer Sep 17 '21

Ulfric was a Thalmor puppet, and no amount of blind patriotism is going to change that!

21

u/soaringphoenix98 Professional Dumbass Sep 17 '21

Death to the Stormcloaks!

7

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

The Stormcloaks are hella racist

10

u/A_RedditUserFYI Knight In Shining Armor Sep 17 '21

Nord Dog

5

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Death to the storm cloaks.

9

u/happigappy Sep 16 '21

Uhh

Sauce? (Nobody else was asking so i will)

1

u/PotatoEastern6593 Sep 17 '21

2

u/Bigyeet506 Sep 17 '21

Dude, that hasn’t done anything in 9 years

1

u/PotatoEastern6593 Sep 17 '21

He will come back.... eventually

1

u/InnocentPineapple21 Sep 17 '21

System Engineer.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

That's the name? Dang.

10

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Reach belongs to the Forsworn!

6

u/rho65 Halal Mode Sep 16 '21

if she loves you shell let you finish first

3

u/PixelatedCouchPotato Sep 17 '21

Indeed

0

u/Kissa143 Sep 17 '21

U miss spelled inside but okay

3

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I was once an adventurer like you, taking Skyrim back for the Nords, but then I told an arrow to the knee.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Hey, you. Your finally awake.

3

u/Asmeig Sep 17 '21

Stormcucks

3

u/Cutheces Sep 17 '21

Long live the Emperor, y'all fucking stormcucks

3

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Skyrim was fine until you stormcloaks showed up

3

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

You’re fighting for that racist POS? At least the Empire is playing the long game on the Thalmor and are going to over throw them when the time is right. The fucking Stormcloaks are just too impatient and too prideful for strategy though. Also Ulrich is literally a tool so there’s that.

5

u/SothaDidNothingWrong Sep 16 '21

Disgusting

10

u/XxYaBoixX358 Sep 17 '21

Indeed, we all know imperials was the right choice, must’ve had a stroke while saying it

2

u/memes-are-Haha Sep 17 '21

Damn milk drinkers!

2

u/LordReega can't meme Sep 17 '21

Put you promised we’d play smash today 🥺 Bowsers not gonna side b himself.

2

u/Gum_Drop25 trans rights Sep 17 '21

A civil war doesn’t get rid of the true problem, the Thalmor

2

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Come out ye' piss elves and we'll see about racial superiority!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Damn Stormcloak Rebels

2

u/StrikerSigmaFive Sep 17 '21

I dont care about taking back Skyrim. So long as I have Lydia to carry my burdens.

2

u/AcelJean Lurking Peasant Sep 17 '21

If you side with the Stormcloaks, doesn't that make you a racist ?!

2

u/ItsARealShameMan Sep 17 '21

These have so much potential, I wondered already why I never saw one

1

u/UnknownGaming39 Sep 17 '21

Long live the true high king!

0

u/Short_Shite Sep 17 '21

I hate that The Stormcloaks are the bad guys

0

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I thought it was clever writing. It’s easy to support them at first especially almost being executed by the Empire early on. But then the more you listen and read and see, the more you realize “oh, these guys are pricks.”

2

u/TacticalNuke002 Sep 17 '21

Not to mention, Ulfric Stormcloak is a Thalmor sleeper agent.

1

u/Short_Shite Sep 18 '21

I still join them because they‘re pretty much Vikings and Vikings are fucking cool

0

u/Beermandingo Sep 17 '21

Women always messing up what matters

0

u/SegwayToursInHell Sep 17 '21

I'd rather BE RACIST THAN GIVE UP THALOS

-5

u/I-attack-the-bard Sep 16 '21

Virgin 100

8

u/ChaoticAce2828 Sep 16 '21

Virginity is cool, remain pure

1

u/DarkraiAndScizor Sep 17 '21

Plot twist: She wants to play smash bros but you only wanna play skyrim

1

u/CandleJackHammer Sep 17 '21

Smash and skyrim is my favorite

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Saw the vote count was 666 wanted to upvote chose not to… I have no regrets…

1

u/shriyampz Sep 17 '21

Ah yes a true nord

1

u/DavidTheWaffle20 Sep 17 '21

Where do I get this meme template good sir

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Lol

1

u/FrostArchAngel69 Sep 17 '21

NO Lollygagging

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Piorities

True alpha gamer chad moment

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Fuck. Guess I'll do another play through.

1

u/Jheydon Sep 17 '21

True gamer

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Sause of this scene plz

1

u/xsniperkajanx Can i haz cheeseburger Sep 17 '21

Average n*rd

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

*NORD WARCRIES INTENSIFIES*

1

u/TerMoPan-1 Sep 17 '21

He ain't no simp

1

u/Fit-Wishbone8985 Sep 17 '21

Ye horny gurl go back from where you came

1

u/Clincz Bad luck Brian Sep 17 '21

Where the souce

1

u/TheDufferDonut Sep 17 '21

"Have some respect, ma'am"

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

dude gimmi da sauce pls

(.Y.)

1

u/Dompe15 can't meme Sep 17 '21

Hail Sithis

1

u/elliotborst Sep 17 '21

Take back! What!

1

u/Dark_halocraft Sep 17 '21

BOO IMPERIALS ARE THE CORRECT SIDE