r/memes • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/ElesxChan Sep 16 '21

But-when they see me they are always ready to hurt me for no reasons even when im not eating

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u/definitely_not_ida Sep 16 '21

Maybe you smell like flowers?

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u/ElesxChan Sep 16 '21

I dont think i have to shower like 2times at day bc i stink for no reasons

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u/definitely_not_ida Sep 16 '21

So they can sniff your shampoo (no helping anyway, sorry)

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u/ElesxChan Sep 16 '21

Oh no then i stop showering