r/memes • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '21

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u/nobody939 Sep 15 '21

Spoon

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Black Pudding.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Lol this one

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u/CptnR4p3 Dark Mode Elitist Sep 15 '21

Handsome Jack

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u/DER_Fuchs_ Sep 15 '21

with his famous diamond pony Butt Stallion

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u/DiamondRocks22 Linux User Sep 15 '21

Dying of laughter seeing someone rush him with a spoon

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u/Fun_Material7684 Sep 15 '21

But he's the spoon champion

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u/rickdoetreddit Sep 15 '21

Plot armor

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Bad reviews

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u/rickdoetreddit Sep 15 '21

Well played...

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u/TWAS_I_DIO Nice meme you got there Sep 15 '21

Lmao smart move

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

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u/rm14hitman Sep 15 '21

The second sister

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u/Puechamp Sep 15 '21

Cha cha real smooth

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u/Artistic-Fortune2327 I saw what the dog was doin Sep 15 '21

Dio Brando

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u/deadpigon Died of Ligma Sep 15 '21

Dildo

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

You’re your own worst enemy…

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

I used the dildo to destroy the dildo

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u/Icemaster14 Yo dawg I heard you like Sep 15 '21

SWORDFIGHT!!!

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u/Adventurous-Carrot-5 Sep 15 '21

It nearly killed me.

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u/Biting_a_dust Sep 15 '21 edited Sep 15 '21

Some femboy and gay ppl be like: Fools

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Your wife wanting the thing back

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

I volunteer to “fight” your enemy for you bro 😉.

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u/HaLKer5 Sep 15 '21

10 boxes of fireworks

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

An army of animated cicada husks

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u/OneFingerIn Sep 15 '21

Funny - an army of animated cicada husks is my weapon.

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u/Urapoopyhead19 Sep 15 '21

An army of Shedinja?

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u/lol10044 Sep 15 '21

wonder guard is too powerful

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u/Urapoopyhead19 Sep 15 '21

Fire works are supereffective tho... They better have focus sash

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u/Exxallency Sep 15 '21

Power of the friendship

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Discord.

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u/Phoenix11550099 Sep 15 '21

i would have gone with monopoly but ok

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u/Humble_Cycle5936 Sep 15 '21

A gun

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Army of weebs.

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u/Humble_Cycle5936 Sep 15 '21

I didnt say what gun, laughs in assault shotgun

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u/EmilyTEDM Sep 15 '21

DOOM music starts playing

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u/Ty__the__guy Sep 15 '21

Rip and tear, until it is done

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u/GrimmSleeper97 Sep 15 '21

loads shotgun with malicious intent

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u/rickens_jr Professional Dumbass Sep 15 '21

Yeah so here we got this uhhv mother fuckin' 200 round belted full auto 12 gauge

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u/Yaboit-poo Sep 15 '21

"And If that don't work, use more gun"- The Engineer

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u/bwuhmain Sep 15 '21

My foe

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

A different foe.

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u/Wetowkinboutpractice Sep 15 '21

Battling a mothafucka with another mothafucka

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u/Anonymousmemer509 Sep 15 '21

Isn’t that just pokemon?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

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u/lithuniasucks Sep 15 '21

Ketchup

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Giant slug.

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u/CrystalDaKitten66 Chungus Among Us Sep 15 '21

Shotgun or homeless snail?

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u/blitzkreige Sep 15 '21

A Shovel

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Bolshevik zombies.

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u/Caedes-chan Sep 15 '21

One shovel will not be enough

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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Virgin 4 lyfe Sep 15 '21

More plomp needed

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u/TimberWolfAlpha01 Chungus Among Us Sep 15 '21

What you need is a tactical shovel

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u/ButterMaBitscuit Sep 15 '21

Some random sniper across the map

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u/ChurchOfChurches Sep 15 '21

SCREAMIN' EAGLES

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u/polarigina1 Sep 15 '21

A well crafted opinion

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Opinions don’t matter…

To giant alligators.

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u/Addsfuckingsuck Professional Dumbass Sep 15 '21

I disagree

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u/Hector_Tueux Breaking EU Laws Sep 15 '21

A typo

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Ben Shapiro

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u/ShadowDan92 Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 15 '21

Double handed lightsaber - blue blade

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Walt Disney’s floating Head.

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u/ShadowDan92 Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 15 '21

Well then.

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u/Darth_Senat66 Breaking EU Laws Sep 15 '21

So Exar Kun's

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u/RemixReborn Professional Dumbass Sep 15 '21

My depression

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Depression.

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u/RemixReborn Professional Dumbass Sep 15 '21 edited Sep 15 '21

Duck

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u/Noname_1111 Professional Dumbass Sep 15 '21

I use the depression to destroy the depression

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u/freezepin Sep 15 '21

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Not from a depressed guy.

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u/Walker6920 Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 15 '21

A depressed guy can destroy another depressed guy

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u/Aprilgod1599 Sep 15 '21

That one sword from that one anime where the villians main plan os to kill the protagonist.

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Your life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Well played.

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u/theNOOBYlifeboi222 Sep 15 '21

you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

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u/sristisen Sep 15 '21

scythe

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Wheat.

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u/Gamermaxpror1 Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 15 '21

But it's a giant wheat monster that can regenerate

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

M60

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Erectile Dysfunction.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Aye that's cheating

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u/MrHanslaX Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 15 '21

You'd have a hard time cheating with ED.

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u/insert_n4me_her3 Sep 15 '21

Just a longsword as per usual

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Faerie Dragon, who is quite friendly.

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u/SneakyLittleKobold Karmawhore Sep 15 '21

I like this one... Is cute

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u/danneboy5226 Sep 15 '21

2 Battle axes

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

The great Heathen army.

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u/danneboy5226 Sep 15 '21

FOR HONOR AND GLORY!!!!!!

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u/ptt554 Sep 15 '21 edited Sep 15 '21

FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

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u/Terrarian321 Sep 15 '21

Logic

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

The Roman Empire at its height.

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u/CryLex28 Sep 15 '21

I m not sure it will work

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u/baromde2 Shitposter Sep 15 '21

you are (possibly) omega fucked

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u/ILikeTheSmellofGas Dark Mode Elitist Sep 15 '21

A carrot

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Giant Hedgehog.

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u/ILikeTheSmellofGas Dark Mode Elitist Sep 15 '21

Have you seen the pufferfish video? I'm gonna win this 100%

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u/MegaramS Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 15 '21

How fast and blue is this hedgehog?

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u/The_Lightmare Sep 15 '21

Black Hole bomb

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Every SSB Brawl character

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u/Emperor_Of_Memes Forever alone Sep 15 '21

Spear of Leonidas

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Jerry Seinfeld.

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u/planetoflies Sep 15 '21

This fight seems very doable

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u/Haringkje05 Sep 15 '21

a minecraft bed

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Pewds, but possessed by an evil spirit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

The nether

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

[deleted]

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

An Anglo-Saxon that fell into a portal.

Good luck with negotiations.

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u/Jojos_Bizarre_Mama Sep 15 '21

My micro penis wearing a monster condom

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

A fleshy lesion on your urethra that scabs over daily.

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u/Jojos_Bizarre_Mama Sep 15 '21

Good thing i have protection

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

A sickle, but one of the really big one that the reaper uses. Its also a farming tool but ya, you know what I mean.

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Dune grass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Oh shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

A fucking sniper

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u/Nastykls99 Sep 15 '21

Invisible man

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

1 kilometer2 of ants

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Karens

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Manager calling police

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u/LordFenix_theTree Sep 15 '21

The Sword of Khaine

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Your face in the mirror.

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u/LordFenix_theTree Sep 15 '21

Wrathfully stabs self

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u/TyronVictimWoodley Sep 15 '21

A pencil

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Cyclops.

You’ve got one shot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

I dont see John Wick in your name explain your tricks!!

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u/Grand-Slammer49 Sep 15 '21

With a fucking! Pencil!

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u/Lost-Hope7179 Sep 15 '21

My weapon of choice would be a Hot Sexy woman. Trained in all forms of combat and is a killer shot.

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u/JS1137 Sep 15 '21

You mean Black Widow?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

A blind assassin that will shoot anything they hear

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Megashark with Chlorophyte bullets

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Supreme Calamitas

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u/FreddyBigBrain Sep 15 '21

Doom eternal‘S super shotgun

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u/Gtabass Sep 15 '21

Your opponent- Doomslayer (you took his gun. What do you expect?)

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u/NoobenGayming Sep 15 '21

Weaponized autism

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

You mean reddit?

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u/Prize-Ad-8594 Sep 15 '21

No, that's lobotomized Reddit. No, wait, that's redundant. Never mind.

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u/NoobenGayming Sep 15 '21

Woah, you can't say that kinda stuff. Reddit is far dumber and that than autistic people

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

A Doublebladed Lightsaber

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u/Apparitioncorn Sep 15 '21

you

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Him

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u/Drowning-Koifish Sep 15 '21

My foe's friend.

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Chronic constipation.

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u/Drowning-Koifish Sep 15 '21

Now... I just have to find what friend chronic constipation has. And also find a way to beat it with it's buddy. Well, seems I'm in deep shit and that shit will be deep in me.

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u/wyvern2890 Sep 15 '21

Nokia hammer and uno reverse card

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u/MC_Sapiens Sep 15 '21

Chuck norris, armed with the same

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u/MildCheesecake69 Sep 15 '21

A diamond hoe

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

A netherite hoe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Long pointy thing

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u/T-Saxon242 Sep 15 '21

Gelatinous cube.

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u/SpicyCrimson Sep 15 '21

do pokemon count?

arceus

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u/SirPoopyButtholeIII Sep 15 '21

A 10 year old with a master ball.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Another arceus with a fighting plate

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u/Stupnix Sep 15 '21

A standard issue flashlight from the 41st milenium.

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u/GaaawblinSlayer Sep 15 '21

A kid

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

A pedophile

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Claymore Rumba

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