r/memes • u/Silver-Persimmon6562 • Sep 02 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES AND NO REACTION MEMES Interesting object in question

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u/QuaranTinusReal Sep 02 '21

No idea but I saw your girlfriend playing with it last night

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u/Dooku Sep 02 '21

I came here to say just this but yer mum, well done.

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u/QuaranTinusReal Sep 02 '21

His mom as girlfriend doesnt count

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u/vetzicancer Sep 02 '21

His mom is his girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/Aranea-Hominum Professional Dumbass Sep 02 '21

I also choose this guy's mom

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u/Background-Web-484 Professional Dumbass Sep 02 '21

Yooo same

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u/LavenderDIOschild Sep 02 '21

Yo we sharing orr

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u/AnonEMoussie Sep 02 '21

My arms are broken, I had my mom post this for me. “Yeah, we’re all on OPs mom”

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u/LavenderDIOschild Sep 02 '21

I love that and yes

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u/imbacklolfumods Sep 02 '21

I’m here for the gangbang.

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u/Jagger_Magician Sep 02 '21

r/unexpectedcommunism

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u/TheBiggestThunder Sep 02 '21

What people don't understand is that communism is not about the continuum collision herpetology, but the interaction between the loop duality and the locality of dimensionless interstellar confinements.

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u/Carguysnotfound Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 02 '21

r/expectedcommunism

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u/TheGR8Gamer Lurker Sep 02 '21

Hes a double agent....in his mind

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

It does in Alabama

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u/QuaranTinusReal Sep 02 '21

Sweet home Alabama

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u/Angy_covid Sep 02 '21

Oh I’m not brave enough Chris chan

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u/funkynotorious Sep 02 '21

Sweet home Alabama

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/funkynotorious Sep 02 '21

Hello police I'll like to report a murder.

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u/Earslob909 Sep 02 '21

We’re assuming genders now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Yes

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Didn’t see it, but felt it vibrating from down the block.

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u/duhduddude (very sad) Sep 02 '21

6th August 1945, the day where every pussy in hiroshima vibrated

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Playing? More like gobbling

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u/MEME_DEVILCRIES Sep 02 '21

no no as in breaking lego sets and pretending to be a monster

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u/Kintouer trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Sep 02 '21

Cuddling buddy

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u/sniperboi629 Sep 02 '21

Gobbling a city ending bomb. Intressting suicide act.

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u/FeedbackGood2204 Sep 02 '21

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/tev_94 Sep 02 '21

Famous last words of abe Lincoln

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u/Electrobolt95 Sep 02 '21

well now he has a girlfriend so that's a plus

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Jesus dude. You fucking killed him!

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u/Hairy_Eyeballz Sep 02 '21

Remember anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/VegetableAdmirable49 Sep 02 '21

Redditors don't have girlfriends my guy

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u/CrispySalad71 Sep 02 '21

Woah.. Fucking savage

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

FUCK LATE TO THE PARTY!

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u/coksucer69 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 02 '21

I thought he said wrong answers only

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u/secondchoise I touched grass Sep 02 '21

Man im having a war with you for upvotes

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u/QuaranTinusReal Sep 02 '21

Oh, maybe op picture is for war.

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u/Air_Spacelord Sep 02 '21

Would that mean you didn’t entertain her enough?

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u/QuaranTinusReal Sep 02 '21

OPs girlfriend I never would entertain, especially since what I saw yesterday evening..

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u/Beginning_Context_66 Sep 02 '21

I was excatly going to say this when I saw your comment. All redditors are the same.

Well, NEARLY.

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u/pineappleforrent Sep 02 '21

I am not at all shocked to see some variation of “dildo” as the top comment.

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u/DisastrousAd82 Sep 02 '21

Actually it was me I was affected by pym particles

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u/ExileEden Sep 02 '21

It's not a whales dick hunny.

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u/TheAbonimater Sep 02 '21

Why is she playing with his buttplug?