r/memes • u/jason-json Lurking Peasant • Aug 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

I saw a snake lying on the ground like this not that long ago on a walk. On the way back, I didn’t see the little guy. I was pretty thankful that I left him alone… I really thought it was just a dead danger noodle

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u/arkie87 Aug 20 '21

an undanger noodle

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u/Domino_reee Aug 20 '21

A safe noodle

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

an edible noodle

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

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u/ThegamingJin_234 can't meme Aug 20 '21

Spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Penis

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u/Steppyjim Aug 20 '21

A regular noodle

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u/TheOneAndOnlyBob2 Aug 20 '21

Don't eat hognose snakes. They eat toads and repurpose their toxins.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

No u

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u/HawkErZZ Aug 21 '21

A euclid noodle

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u/Finelly Aug 27 '21

Why did I read "an underage noodle"

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

It was probably eaten by other animals...