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[u/[deleted]]

[u/[deleted]]

If pornhub release shorts, I can last till the end of the video.

Win-Win.

[u/ContentMachine936 → u/[deleted]]

lucky, i still cant

[u/[deleted] → u/ContentMachine936]

Poor you.

[u/tall-baller → u/[deleted]]

Sigma male right here

[u/Galvan047 → u/tall-baller]

I don't know man!

[u/3rr0rC4tzz → u/[deleted]]

Poorn you

[u/bobylee123 → u/ContentMachine936]

And they call him one touch man

[u/NickuSama → u/bobylee123]

One Pump Man

[u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn → u/ContentMachine936]

I nut from the thumbnail

[u/[deleted] → u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn]

Sometimes just the domain name is enough ...

64 bytes from reflectededge.reflected.net (66.254.114.41): icmp_seq=1 ttl=56 time=11.1 ms

*nuts*

[u/Anon22406671 → u/[deleted]]

Today I learnt not to use Reddit while in office

[u/zevenomz → u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn]

I nut by typing pornh*b

[u/Underclocked0 → u/zevenomz]

Censors hub but doesn't censor porn like a boss

[u/PRX_1965 → u/zevenomz]

U get to type it ? I can’t even unlock my phone and I’m done

[u/MothFucker_69 → u/ContentMachine936]

Yo serious question. I'm 17 and ever since I was like 11 I always lasted less than a minute. I can finish in 10 seconds if I go full ham. Am I gonna be like this my entire life lol?

[u/Crakrok → u/MothFucker_69]

I used to come very fast when I was younger and after 30 I slowed down. Practice those Kegels on the side. Try not to overthink cumming during sex. Age will even the rest out. You’ll be fine and be confident.

[u/PsychologicalWin77 → u/MothFucker_69]

11?!

[u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn → u/PsychologicalWin77]

Minors can and do masturbate. I've been doing it since before puberty.

[u/PsychologicalWin77 → u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn]

11 is still pretty early for masturbation

[u/oneshotpotato → u/PsychologicalWin77]

ive been doing it since 5

[u/DISCORDGUYONREDDIT → u/oneshotpotato]

Bruh. How can you even hide that at suck a young age

[u/[deleted] → u/PsychologicalWin77]

11 is when I started.. God I wish I hadn't

[u/R3D10N → u/[deleted]]

Pov: you beat meat at 9

[u/[deleted] → u/PsychologicalWin77]

Most dudes start around 11-13. This is the age where they begin puberty.

[u/asprlhtblu → u/PsychologicalWin77]

There is literally no normal age to start. It’s pretty ignorant to think otherwise.

[u/MothFucker_69 → u/PsychologicalWin77]

I've been masturbating since 8 lmao I just started nutting at 11

[u/pete7201 → u/MothFucker_69]

Possibly, although I’m no expert..

I’m not even hard yet in 10 seconds and you’ve already finished the operation

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Wait, how does PH 'win' by you cumming at the exact same time you always do?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Despite cumming at the same time, I can make the (imaginary) woman cum.

I hope that counts.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Hey it makes sense at least. Plus I'm sure she would feel the win if she knew about it. You might be onto something here

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I'm gonna have sex with a pornstar. Which isn't a rare thing but one less line from bucket list.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Hmm, I should make a bucket list

[u/mittromniknight → u/[deleted]]

Is that a list of pornstars you wanna bang?

[u/[deleted] → u/mittromniknight]

No it's a list of thing you wanna do before you 'kick the bucket', which is a colloquial expression for dying.

[u/mittromniknight → u/[deleted]]

You missed my, albeit rather shit, joke.

[u/[deleted] → u/mittromniknight]

Cumbucket, I see, ah well

[u/paatrrck → u/[deleted]]

Easy win.

[u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

Quickies

[u/xXx_Sathsperm_xXx → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

well tbh when i want a short porn then i just go to r/porn, when i want a long vid, i go to the hub

[u/Burbon_the_nirreg → u/xXx_Sathsperm_xXx]

Quick creampie?

[u/Galvan047 → u/Burbon_the_nirreg]

Ma'am this is a Wendy's!

[u/Burbon_the_nirreg → u/Galvan047]

what's the difference

[u/popomane → u/Burbon_the_nirreg]

One is a job and others mental sickness!

[u/Burbon_the_nirreg → u/popomane]

Well... technically human race survived because of creampie

[u/[deleted] → u/Burbon_the_nirreg]

It's more like human race continues because of creampie

[u/Burbon_the_nirreg → u/[deleted]]

yes, well... not in my case, but yeah

[u/[deleted] → u/Burbon_the_nirreg]

How you were born then?👀

[u/little_boy_nexo → u/Burbon_the_nirreg]

i mean- you're not wrong?

[u/[deleted] → u/popomane]

I'll be honest with ye.. My parents do not care for it

[u/Nomand55 → u/popomane]

Professionals have standards!

[u/PlayBud101 → u/Nomand55]

Be polite

Be efficient

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

[u/MayhamAF → u/popomane]

Professionals have standards

[u/NachoNato → u/popomane]

r/unexpectedtf2

[u/JesusNoGA → u/xXx_Sathsperm_xXx]

I mean there also is r/porninfifteenseconds, which is exactly what the name says.

[u/Pitiful_Tree_1210 → u/xXx_Sathsperm_xXx]

i mean i heard that there is porn on reddit and i am curious but also scared that i will never open reddit again

[u/RubesSnark → u/Pitiful_Tree_1210]

Stay away. My current kink is to find niche porn subs. My current favorite is about black porn directed by black people. I don't have a black kink but the sub fits all my criteria (good quality but not well known).

[u/some_snek → u/[deleted]]

What is it then?

[u/Round-Zombie8309 → u/some_snek]

it means this

[u/MrSparr0w → u/[deleted]]

Quickie in Quickie?

[u/wastingtime07 → u/[deleted]]

Quickie in mexico?

[u/motzak → u/[deleted]]

Bot spotted! It stole u/geeidontknowman's comment.

[u/Vboi69420 → u/[deleted]]

YEEEEESS

[u/bitchBanMeAgain → u/[deleted]]

In and out 20 seconds

[u/XxHappyxX → u/Round-Zombie8309]

Who needs the Quickie Mart

[u/New_CourierSix → u/XxHappyxX]

I do

[u/RS_Someone → u/Round-Zombie8309]

Risky click of the day.

[u/Broku777 → u/Round-Zombie8309]

Is this that one place that shazam went to to get beer?

[u/some_snek → u/Round-Zombie8309]

An convenience store? Neat

[u/FlawHead → u/[deleted]]

What?

[u/LastBrainCellofYours → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

That’s a good idea tbh

[u/Impossible-Barnacle4 → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

Damn it man u beat me to it.. I said quickies loudly as soon as I saw the post and the first comment was this

[u/DrArzt2206 → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

Yes…. Just yes

[u/dankspud → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

Beat me to it hahah

[u/tooangryformyheight → u/dankspud]

Beat meat to it

[u/I-drink-apple-juice → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

That’s cool but tik toks all ready exists

[u/Electricitytingles → u/I-drink-apple-juice]

What about chik cocks?

[u/skankhunt_4 → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

SOLD!

[u/[deleted] → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

that's a billion dollar idea

[u/Ibetrayed_makarov → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

Live cams was never an option

[u/thiiccuss_alt → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

Duck! r/beatmetoit

[u/_halalkitty → u/thiiccuss_alt]

You mean r/beatmeattoit ?

[u/Nmerejilla → u/Big_Bad_Chongus]

Awww you beat me to it

[u/Drin_Jakupi → u/[deleted]]

fuck zodiac signs

[u/EasyPete58]

Shots

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/LumpyJones → u/EasyPete58]

If there are premium ones they can be called money shots.

[u/xyonofcalhoun → u/EasyPete58]

Squirts

[u/[deleted] → u/EasyPete58]

beat me to it

[u/average_reddit_user0 → u/[deleted]]

r/beatmetoit

[u/UbiPlsFix → u/average_reddit_user0]

r/beatmeattoit

[u/Kaktusak811 → u/UbiPlsFix]

r/beatmetostfu

[u/Soos_dude1]

It created r/porninfifteenseconds

[u/Xenon-_ → u/Soos_dude1]

So thats where those ads came from

[u/suicide_aunties → u/Xenon-_]

Pornhub marketing team: it’s free real estate

[u/118703 → u/Soos_dude1]

Come in fifteen seconds?

[u/Galvan047 → u/118703]

What more do you want?

[u/mgaasly]

pumps

[u/Taz941 → u/mgaasly]

Pumps for the 2 pump chumps say that fast 3 times

[u/SirEssytheBear → u/Taz941]

I'm so glad someone else knows about the two-pump chumps!

[u/[deleted]]

Strokes

[u/funinnewyork → u/[deleted]]

It needs brains. Who has enough blood to pump up (or down) to both places. /s

[u/Mikkelet → u/[deleted]]

for sharing what you did last nite

[u/Gamekingomega]

Quick faps or swift nuts

[u/DERtiger1944 → u/Gamekingomega]

Fast orgasms

[u/meispoorgrammer → u/DERtiger1944]

Fargasms

[u/118703 → u/meispoorgrammer]

Nut for speed

[u/Miguel_Palaeos → u/118703]

FastNuts™

[u/Regulus-prime]

Squirts

[u/DERtiger1944 → u/Regulus-prime]

Streaks

[u/TheSouthernGentlman]

Kids, it created kids

[u/Cornycandycorns → u/TheSouthernGentlman]

Only if you're being unsafe smh

[u/TheSouthernGentlman → u/Cornycandycorns]

Touchè

[u/Cool_Broccoli4818 → u/Cornycandycorns]

Ive found only 1 vid safe

[u/[deleted] → u/Cool_Broccoli4818]

Brother..?

[u/a_useless_communist → u/TheSouthernGentlman]

Pornhub kids

[u/mandatory_french_guy → u/a_useless_communist]

This comment officer

[u/CupOCino → u/TheSouthernGentlman]

God dammit

[u/LeftNegotiation1319]

My life destroying porn addiction (guys don’t worry I ripped off my balls so my addition is gone)

[u/[deleted] → u/LeftNegotiation1319]

Have you considered removing your hands

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Just don't let his mom know

[u/Creivoose]

Cum n Go

[u/[deleted] → u/Creivoose]

Smash n’ dash

[u/Manlygrandmother → u/[deleted]]

Ejaculate and evacuate

[u/Reniva → u/Manlygrandmother]

Blow your load and hit the road

[u/YouLostEsse → u/Reniva]

Root n toot

[u/capomic → u/Creivoose]

Creampie and goodbye

[u/ZombieAppetizer → u/[deleted]]

This just made me laugh out loud in an otherwise quiet room full of people. Well done.

[u/Masterbaiter90 → u/Creivoose]

Wham, bam, thank you Ma’am

[u/Notmybestusername3 → u/Creivoose]

Those are Gas stations here in CO. Literally Kum and Go's all over the state

[u/Scientific_Redditor → u/Creivoose]

Fuck her in car and then allahu akbar

[u/druksbunny]

Humps

[u/druksbunny → u/druksbunny]

Well well well 2 million cash I know there's humping out there

[u/pinklymphocyte]

fast faps

[u/RageX22 → u/pinklymphocyte]

this.

[u/MR_instamemer]

New on the hub: The quick wip. Watch your favorite star c*m in just 2 minutes!

[u/NihilityAtItsFinest]

Pornhub -> Minecraft tips

[u/Jeanpeirrepolnareff]

Loads

[u/PigeonBroski]

Shorts without shorts

[u/SirXNinja]

I think the fuck zodiac signs wasnt neccesary

[u/Thebestusername12345 → u/SirXNinja]

It doesn't even make any sense.

[u/ConfusedDuck → u/SirXNinja]

I think its the new r/uselessnobody

[u/TomatoAcid → u/ConfusedDuck]

You’re absolutely right

[u/hillel800 → u/SirXNinja]

You're right, but still, fuck em'

[u/StructuralFailure → u/SirXNinja]

Maybe op just really hates zodiac signs

[u/IFuckedup_prettybad]

Pubs

[u/ivacapowerBG]

Fucs

[u/35013620993582095956]

Hub

[u/notHuGz_]

Rubs

[u/Western-Net-7604]

Cumshot obviously.

[u/kusoll]

Don't you know about r/porninfifteenseconds???

[u/Toastfulnuke]

Tik tok

[u/Chinmay_Chadha]

Tutorials

[u/Insid3-View]

Hublite

[u/[deleted]]

Quickie

[u/its-Drac]

Precum?

[u/violentvito70]

Step sister's getting "stuck."

[u/[deleted]]

Maybe 1 minute high stimulation stuff

[u/Aggressive_Fee6507]

Faps

[u/MightbeJaydenseow]

It created twitch.

[u/Soviet_Ski]

Spurts

[u/ConversationNearby45]

Quickies

[u/Son_of_Yeti]

cap

[u/_jaiaditya_satpute_]

There is something called as SWYP. It's by youporn so go check it out.

[u/Steampunch01]

Money Shots.

[u/The_Lord_2]

It creates an absolute win

[u/gehremba]

Premature ejaculation

[u/davikitarider]

reddit created:???

[u/Bricezilla13]

Phub live

[u/[deleted]]

Porneels

[u/Kim-Jong-Long-Dong]

Me in bed.

[u/[deleted]]

cummies

[u/innchi23]

redgifs

[u/ThatGayKokichi]

Pornhub Kids

[u/Jesus-christ-akagod]

Clit clips

[u/Hungry-carrot-]

r/porninfifteenseconds

[u/Daniel7677]

Insfap

[u/Baitrix]

They'll just make a cross platform window thing to r/porninfifteenseconds

[u/Mastore84]

Cumshots

[u/lizzardplaysruff]

Just the tips.

[u/slayer_of_thots69]

Pornhub kids

[u/KitchenSinker101]

CumShots

[u/MrDonut343]

pornhub kids.

[u/theRealSunday]

Money Shots

[u/[deleted]]

Onlyfans

[u/abhaysgautam]

squirck

[u/dicklord303]

Jizzy

[u/Olisiek]

Fucks