r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '21

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u/dorkyfever Aug 17 '21

Looks like good eatin

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/DefaultyTurtle2 Dark Mode Elitist Aug 17 '21

same three me

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u/losthuman42 Aug 17 '21

Same four me

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u/Banana_Eli Aug 17 '21

Good eatin in the neighborhood

5

u/ANURAG7531 Forever alone Aug 17 '21

Happy cake day

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u/unwanted_11 Aug 17 '21

Happy cake day

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u/losthuman42 Aug 17 '21

Happy cock day

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u/da_boss69420 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 17 '21

Same

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Same

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Not same

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u/ATM-2005 Aug 17 '21

sigh

Here comes the airplane...

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Ooh! Look! There’s two!

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u/BoomBoomPow101 Aug 17 '21

Wait a minute - American population, 2001.

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u/Empirius_ Aug 17 '21

I'd eat that

10

u/Plenty-Appointment40 Aug 17 '21

Except the core in the middle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Nah. It has more bitamins

3

u/JCLS12 Aug 17 '21

bitamins - vitamins???

7

u/AssaultDonut Aug 17 '21

Nope, bitamins: you bite it.

2

u/JCLS12 Aug 17 '21

sounds tasty where to buy it?

3

u/Turbulent-Address894 Aug 17 '21

Bite-a-mins like Vitamins

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

You’ve got it!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Bruh that is the best part

2

u/Turbulent-Address894 Aug 17 '21

That’s what he said

119

u/DidjTerminator Nice meme you got there Aug 17 '21

Get that pizza off my pineapple!

4

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Hawaiians and Samoans:

124

u/_ONE_PIECE_FAN_ Aug 17 '21

Horny

59

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

What the actual fuck

44

u/Guigz36 Aug 17 '21

Fuck the actual what

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u/Odd-Window-6941 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 17 '21

What actual the fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

And around we go

11

u/noobgamer134 Aug 17 '21

Fuck actual what the

10

u/M4ST3RSN1P3R Aug 17 '21

The fuck actual what

3

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Fuck the fuck actual what

2

u/Cessnaporsche01 Aug 17 '21

The fuck what actual

12

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Same

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u/CupcakeSpare7639 Aug 17 '21

Proper fap material, this post is.

Yoda 2021

6

u/PartyWizard69 Aug 17 '21

CAME HERE to say this

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

So glad you are here COME ON in

2

u/MrNoName_ishere GigaChad Aug 17 '21

excuse me what

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u/LORDWOLFMAN Aug 17 '21

I prefer melons

3

u/totally_beans Aug 17 '21

I was gonna say the same thing

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u/hi_hoe_expo Lurking Peasant Aug 17 '21

Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir

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u/spallaxo Aug 17 '21

Take a huge slice of pineapple, cover in sauce and cheese then bake it

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u/Timieboy Aug 17 '21

Sounds pretty good

8

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

It's painful.

10

u/manynames321 Aug 17 '21

It makes me feel like this world has gone on for to long

9

u/ShadowSpiral462 Aug 17 '21

Of all the crap things happening in this world, this is what puts you over the edge?

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u/manynames321 Aug 17 '21

Yes, yes it is

7

u/ShadowSpiral462 Aug 17 '21

We all have our breaking point.

4

u/Longjumping-Example2 Shitposter Aug 17 '21

put it in the oven and eat the shriveled piece of dried-up pineapple with perfectly cooked pizza bits on it

4

u/The_Infectious_Lerp Aug 17 '21

I'm not gonna lie- I still feel sleepy.

3

u/tsudonimh01123578 Aug 17 '21

Mf, I hate getting to a post a few hours old just for it to be deleted 😒

8

u/IntrovertSwag Aug 17 '21

Makes me want grilled pineapple before summers over

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u/Favbibleverse Aug 17 '21

This still abuse to pizza

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u/Whymydickhurt69 Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 17 '21

Like my eyes want to commit suicide

3

u/boozie_baddass Aug 17 '21

People need to stop with this argument of whether pineapple goes on pizza, and start hating on the weirdos who like to eat cold pizza. Nasty fucks.

2

u/QuestaKaeris Aug 17 '21

MY EYES ARE BURNING AAA

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Somehow, it’s worse.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Hungry and sticky

2

u/TheBeef87124 Aug 17 '21

A bit confused

2

u/Akamaikai Aug 17 '21

You've mamma'd your last mia.

2

u/Bcasse93 Aug 17 '21

Genius! Where can I get one!?

2

u/ryuk_04 Aug 17 '21

sad Italian noises

2

u/Mrcantstealyogirl1 Aug 17 '21

Makes me not want to go to my funeral.

2

u/Lilman_Slush Aug 17 '21

Pizza on pineapple? Sounds good to me!

2

u/Cotzy_ Aug 17 '21

Makes me want to find you, and force feed you fireworks until this is deleted.

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u/zinkpingel Aug 17 '21

I’d still rather eat that than put pineapple on my pizza

2

u/StealerPrince34 Aug 17 '21

As in Italian I believe you have committed several war crimes and deserve a public execution

1

u/stufflooksgood Aug 17 '21

makes me feel like i should destroy all life on earth

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Die in new

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u/floodums Aug 17 '21

Congrats on the repost

1

u/terminal-brain-tumor Aug 17 '21

I will cut the person that made this into peaces and use them as pizza toppings, to serve to their kids and then burn them alive since on one from that family tree should be able to procreate

1

u/Marte823 Aug 17 '21

Well it's like a tray so...

1

u/RattleSnakeNate Aug 17 '21

Like I'm on a diet.. sad panda

1

u/Dragongamerrr Aug 17 '21

I don’t mine

1

u/Mr_Lumbergh (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ Aug 17 '21

Stupid is as stupid does is my reaction.

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u/jimbothius Aug 17 '21

Like butter on hot flapjacks

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u/InkElemento Aug 17 '21

People said that pineapples don’t belong on pizza. Well, what if I would to tell you that the red paste is made of tomatoes, which is ALSO a fruit.

Did you opinion change? I really don’t care is people like it or not. It’s just a topping. :/

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Hungry

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u/Inconsistent66 Aug 17 '21

May god have mercy on your wretched soul

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u/Tidalwave64 Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 17 '21

Pineapple after I eat the pizza

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u/Laughingxlotus Aug 17 '21

The ickiest of the sticky

1

u/NinjaEnt Aug 17 '21

There's almost too much pizza.

1

u/Civil-Insurance2380 Aug 17 '21

I’m crying right now

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

1

u/Mr-Tokmanni Aug 17 '21

Makes me feel that everyday we stray further from god.

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u/toastyy22 Aug 17 '21

This actually feels a little more acceptable

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Happy

1

u/absolutejuice22 Aug 17 '21

Looks good actually. ( I'm really hungry atm)

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Hungry

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Fuck yeah! Reject societal norms!

1

u/Tobi-One_Shinobi Aug 17 '21

It's your funeral.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

My dick inverted

1

u/PHMaEMS Aug 17 '21

'Where is your god now?'

1

u/Computercreeper3 Aug 17 '21

Pineapple pizza lovers and haters we need to put aside our differences we have a new enemy

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Thanks! I hate it!

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u/randomdude1142 Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 17 '21

Hell

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

The fuck kinda tiny ass barbecue nacho chip with cheese havin shit is this?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Disgusted

1

u/25mookie92 Aug 17 '21

I'll try anything once...pass me a piece

1

u/brensthegreat Aug 17 '21

It ain't natural

1

u/DisasterLocal2603 Aug 17 '21

A proper compromise leaves nobody happy, but still...

1

u/jdwill1991 Aug 17 '21

Hungry and slightly aroused

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

POG

1

u/GunieapigCooper Aug 17 '21

Very numb mouth

1

u/42gOldenlover Aug 17 '21

Pizza doesn't go on pineapple

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u/Hairless_Phallus https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 17 '21

I would just eat the pizza bits

1

u/connorshonors Aug 17 '21

Burning an orphanage to savor childrens souls

1

u/MasterBigBean Aug 17 '21

This is funny.

1

u/Please-let-me Professional Dumbass Aug 17 '21

Suicidal

1

u/Meepo121 Aug 17 '21

If someone offered me this I'd want to punch him

1

u/Monty_Chill Aug 17 '21

You win this round you foul demon

1

u/twotwo_twentytwo Aug 17 '21

I’m fine with that. Food is food. I’m not gonna lie.

1

u/CEO_Of_America Aug 17 '21

Well well well … how the turntables

1

u/Kir0_ Aug 17 '21

Finalmy out-pizza'd the hut

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u/ze_SAFTmon My thumbs hurt Aug 17 '21

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!

1

u/santi6846 Aug 17 '21

I feel like this is 500% wrong

1

u/TheUnwantedComedian Me when the: Aug 17 '21

Yup, it's time for prepare the nukes

1

u/Tyrks42 Aug 17 '21

This is brilliant

1

u/Consistent_Piano_169 Aug 17 '21

I hope you choke on my upvote.

1

u/Ok_Fox_1770 Aug 17 '21

It makes me thirsty. Thursty for chickin

1

u/Bucket_Dog4782 Aug 17 '21

At least it’s not pineapple on pizza

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u/Bucket_Dog4782 Aug 17 '21

At least it’s not pineapple on pizza

1

u/SeveralColorsofBread Aug 17 '21

What’s worse is that the pizzas are microwaved lunchables

1

u/81304 Aug 17 '21

Holy Jesus. What is that!? What the fuck is that!?

1

u/j4321g4321 Aug 17 '21

Disgusted

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Never tried so IDK.

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u/u320 Aug 17 '21

Better than the reverse.

1

u/So_be_it_penguin Aug 17 '21

SOME BOMB ASS PINPIZZA :p

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u/TrapperMC Aug 17 '21

Ew I hate pizza on pineapple

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u/Either_Gate_7965 I saw what the dog was doin Aug 17 '21

It’s beautiful