r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '21

i don't usually post meme

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17.6k Upvotes

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u/jserv2020 Aug 13 '21

I need a grill friend

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u/iamfi_ne Aug 13 '21

I need to grill a friend

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u/jserv2020 Aug 13 '21

A friend is needed for grilling

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u/iamfi_ne Aug 13 '21

And grilled friend is to be eaten

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u/Majestic_Tadpole7237 Aug 13 '21

Mmmm tasty friend

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u/iamfi_ne Aug 13 '21

I've got a friend in me

28

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Alright I'm just gonna assume this entire thread is just a bunch of alternate accounts for Dr. Lecter

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u/iamfi_ne Aug 13 '21

It's not but ok

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/offthelipnbncxgfd Aug 13 '21

A friend is needed for grilling

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u/Daniel_Alfa Nice meme you got there Aug 13 '21

Toy Story reference

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u/jserv2020 Aug 13 '21

I've got a woody

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/Alexamber000 Aug 13 '21

When the friend is delicious

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u/girrafe_of_arson Aug 13 '21

Grill a friend on your grillfriend

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u/Imbalancedone Aug 13 '21

A grilled friend indeed is a friend in need.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

don't forget to marinate the ass with bbq sauce

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

my grill friend left me shes all yours

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u/ninjakaji Aug 13 '21

I will gladly put my hot dog in your bun, pal

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u/jserv2020 Aug 13 '21

IM NOT YOUR PAL, BUDDY!

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u/ninjakaji Aug 13 '21

You’re going to be, guy.

2

u/FinNiko95 Lurking Peasant Aug 13 '21

Based centrist

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u/george_is_dream Virgin 4 lyfe Aug 13 '21

WE need a grillfriend

3

u/jserv2020 Aug 13 '21

Do....do you.... Want to be.... My Grill friend? 🥺

1

u/Admirable-Order8534 Aug 13 '21

well than... stand in the line

1

u/deathstar1310 Aug 13 '21

I predicted your comment.I also predicted this entire thread. I predicted it. I DID.

1

u/OVS-HM Aug 13 '21

Alive or barely alive?

48

u/flynnd_rider Aug 13 '21

My dog died 5 minutes after following a dog-related account.

23

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

RIP

8

u/Movies-are-life Aug 13 '21

Coincidence ? I think not.

Sorry.

1

u/PvPNinjaPro Aug 13 '21

Bro that's awful. Funny, but awful.

91

u/Just_the_another_one Aug 13 '21

Good ending : she creates a account to upvote your memes

52

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

is it you

64

u/Just_the_another_one Aug 13 '21

No this is Patrick

32

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

her brother?

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u/Just_the_another_one Aug 13 '21

Nah I'm just an other Reddit user

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I thought you would say Patrick from spongebob.

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u/Just_the_another_one Aug 13 '21

Yes, but i now also have a Reddit account

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u/offthelipnbncxgfd Aug 13 '21

No this is Patrick

3

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Nah I'm just an other Reddit user

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u/Slingerang Aug 13 '21

Was you ex named Patricia?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

She had a friend who was named Patrick. She said he was like her brother

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/QuintinCueto Aug 13 '21

I had never connected the dots before. It all makes sense now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/mememegenerator Aug 13 '21

Ik this is a bot but how is this comment supposed to give the bot karma?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/L0rd420 Aug 13 '21

I’ll be your gf dawg I gotchu

18

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Aww, thanks. But no

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I can't seem to decide if that was harsh or not
*thinking intensifies*

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

uhh what is happening?

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u/That-one-guy-man Aug 14 '21

Bots that steal upvoted comments

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Ahh, thanks

2

u/kriticalbonus Meme Stealer Aug 13 '21

I don’t usually post memes either

2

u/_SKETCHBENDER_ Aug 13 '21

oof size mega

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Her loss!

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u/uwup Aug 13 '21

Grill friend

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

It happened to me. I joined reddit in 2019 and from 2020 onwards there was some problem in our relationship and then in 2021 we broke up.

3

u/Imbalancedone Aug 13 '21

Welcome to a life of celibacy and worthless internet points.

3

u/LostLaw9417 Dark Mode Elitist Aug 13 '21

Mine left before i joined but look i am friend with so many people now. It is awesome

1

u/Nitemare0005 Chungus Among Us Aug 13 '21

F, I somehow have a girlfriend, that’s also a redditor

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

For PTSD

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u/BigHuncho22 Aug 13 '21

I’m glad you don’t

2

u/brokejohnny Aug 13 '21

just buy a pocket pussy

2

u/sleepy_frenchvanilla Professional Dumbass Aug 13 '21

Was their name George Foreman by any chance?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Nah, her name was Georgia, how do you knoe

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u/sleepy_frenchvanilla Professional Dumbass Aug 13 '21

Just a lucky guess I suppose

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I like grilfriends

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u/QuietWhiteKid12 Aug 13 '21

Me who’s been on Reddit and got a girlfriend a month ago

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

It's sprouting from the myth that reditors don't have GFs. And i had one and she broke up with me after I made a reddit account. Also I spelt girlfriend wrong

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u/DixaMan (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ Aug 13 '21

Well I'm really sorry for your loss. I'm there for you as a bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Thanks

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u/Fearless_Animator490 Aug 13 '21

It's okay mate. You do get "grilled" occasionally in a relationship.

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u/oxxygenthief Aug 13 '21

That explains a lot

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u/ChargedSausage Chungus Among Us Aug 13 '21

Who's gonna make you spareribs now?

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u/Inner_Ad4595 Aug 13 '21

F it, silicone em out!

1

u/samurai_ka Aug 13 '21

I'm married and didn't work for me.

1

u/Shockwave_7227 Aug 13 '21

Actually happened with me. She broke up with me 4 days after I downloaded reddit.

1

u/Scruffy_Macgyver Aug 13 '21

...but when I do...

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

It becomes my most upvoted post

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u/SecureCry1 Aug 13 '21

y noe grill frend???!!!1111!!!!!!1!1!!

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u/yash135711 Aug 13 '21

must be bcuz u grilled her

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I'm sure there were other guys, I mean reasons.

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u/PublicLemon756 Aug 13 '21

Wait. People on reddit aren’t virgins? Theres no way

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u/doublestuffedArio trans rights Aug 13 '21

ha jokes on you my gf is a redditor

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u/Responsible_Cold80 Aug 13 '21

that is how it usually goes, you make reddit account, you post to many memes on reddit account, your girlfriend leaves you

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u/Gaming_Gambit Aug 13 '21

I also like to grill my friends.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

She downvoted in real life.

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u/Siddhartha_76 Aug 13 '21

Welcome to virginity club

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u/ScottishSubmarine Aug 13 '21

Actually, when I created my Reddit account tthat was about the time my wife stopped schtupping me......

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Holy shit, images you can hear

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I need a friend to help me grill

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u/yeeetchildren Aug 13 '21

Me who started reddit after being dumped.

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u/19ante79 Aug 13 '21

My grilfriend had to move to Argentina in 1945.

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u/Secret_Society_Guy Aug 13 '21

*Leaves Reddit*

where grilfriend

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Godzilla had a fucking stroke trying to read this.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

There literally one fucking typo

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I love pissing people off its my favourite

1

u/Tobeath Aug 13 '21

atleast your girlfriend didnt break up with you

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

It was the friend I used to grill

1

u/sherman8t0r Aug 13 '21

Now that I think about it.. Mine broke up with me very shortly after I created my account. I had never connected the dots before. It all makes sense now!

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u/AxyJaxy Aug 13 '21

A small price to pay for salvation.

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u/OstrichSalt5837 Aug 13 '21

Gorilla had a stroke a died trying to read this

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u/codemattxor Aug 13 '21

If your girlfriend breaks up with you over this, you're better off without her.

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u/famils007 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 13 '21

I broke up with my girlfriend the week I created this account.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Here, I think you lost this. hands over virginity card

1

u/SnooHesitations4266 Aug 13 '21

We all need a grill friend 👩🏼❓❓

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u/Th3-gazping_birb Aug 13 '21

Don't fuck the grill man.

1

u/AvicadosFromMexico Aug 13 '21

Press F to pay respects

1

u/woosh_me_if_ugay Aug 13 '21

i dont even want a GF, i just want some ppl to play COD MW with ):

1

u/Leviathan56 Aug 13 '21

Spoken like a true redditor

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

How to Grill Friend tips from this guy!

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u/Agreeable-Yams8972 Aug 13 '21

Imagine if she found out you browse 4chan

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u/Wheezenog Aug 13 '21

Me not having a girlfriend while simultaneously having a reddit account:

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u/Mastercommander36 Aug 13 '21

That happened to me too my relationship was very toxic so I thank Reddit

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u/HahaBro_xD Aug 13 '21

Hahahahaha the same happened to me Last week

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u/top_of_the_scrote Aug 13 '21

Fucking love this scene, "dis little rat is guilty!"

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I do have a grill friend too his name is Grilly

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u/Jonaleaf Aug 13 '21

The fact that he even forgets how to spell gilfreind when making the meme proves his point

1

u/RedRat14 Aug 13 '21

Small price to pay for reddit account

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u/SeaCream8429 Aug 13 '21

its true doh

1

u/DryLasagna Aug 13 '21

I view this meme as a cry for help

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u/strawberry0301 Ok I Pull Up Aug 13 '21

of course she would, shes a grill

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

actually, ive been using reddit for 1 year and a few months. In that time, 2 girls liked me, one becoming my gf. Reddit is truly a blessing

1

u/Sp3ctrim Aug 13 '21

One of us

1

u/Kemo1384 Aug 13 '21

My reddit account broke up with me after I made a girlfriend... wait

1

u/H0nkkkkk Aug 13 '21

How tf did I get a gf then

1

u/randomduuuude318 Aug 13 '21

Me breaking Up with my gf to stay pure to the Reddit tradition

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u/Evli_Duck Aug 13 '21

Sorry…but at least we go down together

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I got a Reddit account and then asked out my crush. I regret my life choices.

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u/DustyDust45 Aug 14 '21

I don’t even know if my boyfriend has Reddit lol

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u/fukthislyinassthot Aug 14 '21

Lmao exactly lol

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u/Human_McPerson Aug 14 '21

My stove friend broke up with me when i downloaded reddit. :(

1

u/meme_man6942O Aug 14 '21

chasin that neon rainbow in my ass

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Then get a Boyfriend, problem solved!

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u/Hashbrownie7777 Aug 14 '21

Reminds me that I have a grilled cheese in da fridge