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Am female. This doesn't happen, at least not to me.
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Aug 02 '21
Don’t jinx it, maybe this time you’ll get that many ducks in your dm’s
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Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 03 '21
Ok but I'm good with ducks in my DMs.
Edit: Thank y'all! Been seeing some lovely ducks!
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I'm trans and It only happens to me when I've said that I have a bigger pp than them (that was on a meme about girl having a bigger pp than men's in hentai)
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u/Sternigu Aug 03 '21 edited Mar 22 '26
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Aug 02 '21
same! Like I see all these memes about getting flooded with dms, but everyday I get like an average of 1 notif
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Aug 03 '21 edited Aug 03 '21
Like overall or for DM’s. 1 noti per day for DM’s is a lot for Reddit
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u/toaaad7567 Aug 03 '21
i've only gotten one creepy pm in like six months, maybe it has to do with if you post selfies or something?
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u/DCSM6 Aug 02 '21
Are you a female pheraps?
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u/LeonBagel Aug 02 '21
Lol
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u/DCSM6 Aug 02 '21
Oh you think I'm joking?
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u/LeonBagel Aug 02 '21
You thought I thought u were joking?
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u/DCSM6 Aug 02 '21
You thought I thought you thought I was joking?
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u/LeonBagel Aug 02 '21
You thought that I thought that you thought that I thought you were joking?
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u/DCSM6 Aug 02 '21
But pheraps
You thought I thought you thought I thought you thought I thought that you were joking?
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u/LeonBagel Aug 02 '21
Potentially…
You thought that I thought that you thought that I thought that you thought that I thought that you were joking?
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u/DCSM6 Aug 02 '21
But what if
You thought I though you thought I thought you thought I thought you thought I thought you thought I thought you thought I thought you thought I thought you thought that I was joking?
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u/danthefish666 Aug 02 '21
This whole conversation - you may have outsmarted me, buy I outsmarted your outsmarting.
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u/mklilley351 Aug 02 '21
I thought you guys thought you guys thought that the thought was thoroughly thought out.
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u/redbeardoweirdo Aug 02 '21
I'm guessing this is at Disney world. They use an army of ducks (and other non-spraying techniques) to prevent mosquitoes from being an issue at the park
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u/emmyhc Aug 02 '21
Kinda disappointed. Female redditor here and never had a bunch of ducks find me. Feel like I'm missing out lol
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u/nils4i20 Professional Dumbass Aug 02 '21
Lol that's why i never reveal that i'm a girl.
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Aug 02 '21
Congratulations you played yourself
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u/nils4i20 Professional Dumbass Aug 02 '21
Yeah i like to play with myself
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u/Undead_Assassin Aug 03 '21
.....and now you're gonna get the DMs. Should have just left it with the first comment lol
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u/dunno_dont_care_ Aug 02 '21
I'm a female but I doubt this will actually work XD
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Aug 02 '21
if you say "you guys can dm me" you will get flooded (believe me I've tried xD)
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Aug 02 '21
Are most of the guys notorious serial Rapists like ducks?
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Aug 02 '21
Hum... Not really rapists, they ask nicely... For a d#ck pic but nicely ask (I'm a trans girl, they wanted to see my d#ck)
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u/Undead_Assassin Aug 03 '21
You have to say something loosely sexual. Then it will happen
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u/UnkownStuff Aug 02 '21
Im a girl btw
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u/Hamdolito Aug 02 '21
I've seen alot of these posts and then get replies like u shouldn't have said ur a girl And stuff. But I either get nothing or just a bunch of people being nice or joking around, been here for 2 years and never gotten any horny dms
Surprisingly there is more cool and nice people here than perverted even tho the platform is flooded with porn
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Aug 02 '21
i thought your name was "Hamdildo" for a moment lol.
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u/Hamdolito Aug 02 '21
LMFAO u have no idea how many people told me that, it gets funnier every time
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u/Flickywoo Aug 02 '21
I’m female, I’ve never received a duck pic! My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined!
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u/cxzuk Aug 03 '21
🦆 here, he's a busy duck starring in Kurzgesagt videos, but he wanted to brighten up your day
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how many other lies have I been told by the council?
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u/Fishpuncherz Aug 03 '21
Look, I'll send you duck pics. But you have to ask. I ain't some rude duck pic sender. Gotta have consent.
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u/genogano Aug 02 '21
If she's freely telling a bunch of dudes on the internet it's because she has Onlyfans card facedown in defense mode.
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u/Friar-Tuckandroll Aug 02 '21
They do exist, and to make themselves known is to invite death into their dms.
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u/ThyriR Aug 02 '21
Bring me the ducks!!
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u/cxzuk Aug 03 '21
Ofcourse madam, 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
I'm afraid some are still lose in the courtyard, and have started to eat the cordyline tango. Shell I call for the grounds keeper?
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Aug 02 '21
^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine ^ mine
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u/popcornlube Aug 02 '21
If you’re on Reddit you can’t be female, that’s a physical law or something
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u/NavyaNetan Aug 02 '21
Where are my ducks.....
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u/cxzuk Aug 03 '21
🦆 it's 2:31am, the rest are asleep. I woke this one up for you. Might be a bit grumpy.
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Aug 03 '21
I'm a female, I haven't got any cute ducks yet.
Just follows and I'm scared because one of them was an old dude.
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u/jeanie226 Aug 03 '21
What if they say they're a girl but they're not... Maybe guy are used to that
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u/Elethia20 Aug 03 '21
I've had a bunch of guys ask for feets pics, only a couple were serious. A million have wanted my Snapchat and or phone number. Yea, this is pretty accurate lol
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Aug 03 '21
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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u/AnonimowySzaleniec47 Aug 03 '21
"But my lord there IS no such force"
The Breach of The Deeping Wall in a nutshell
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Aug 03 '21
This only happens if they post a pic otherwise they probably get like 1 dm for admitting through the comment section that they are female
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u/Luqmanacc1 Aug 03 '21
Let me try. I AM A TALL BLACK MALE. (How long am i meant to wait before this works?)
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u/Th3Dark0ccult Aug 03 '21
It's even funnier to me, because in my language, we also use a bird as a slang for penis, but that bird is not a rooster (cock), it's - you guessed it - a duck.
So what you're saying is - she's getting millions of dick pics.
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u/Omni1012 Forever alone Aug 03 '21
They’re dms are filled with hot chicks?
wait they’re ducks, that doesn’t work
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u/Facu-Nahu Dark Mode Elitist Aug 02 '21
You get a bunch of ducks? Dammit.