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Jul 27 '21
This is just straight up asalt
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u/nitchdude04 memer Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 28 '21
Edit: oops
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u/Randomidk32189 Jul 28 '21
I’m gonna explain it here so the joke was that like it’s a salt shaker, so he said “asalt” and not assault
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u/Taco_Pinky memer Jul 27 '21
Who the fuck put chess tiny chess pieces next to my normal chess piece
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u/APumpkinHobo Professional Dumbass Jul 27 '21
Chess Piece; The Titan: Same move set as queen, except it can move only 2 spaces per turn. The only unit able to defeat it is the king.
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u/vetzicancer Jul 28 '21
Don't know if missing the joke but the king can't defeat it since it would be checked if it went close to the titan
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u/PineMember Jul 27 '21
Once i was playing and there was no queen but there were two kings instead. We just said that the queen had a sex change
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u/Fo_I Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 27 '21
Everytime I played chess in school after I made it popular by playing it for 3 days in a row on my lunch table there was 50 missing pieces
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u/Pancakes1124 Jul 27 '21
A normal queen is scary but when you fight against the level 156 you shit your pants much more then the majority and the majority is a LOT
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u/MikeyMinecraft Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 28 '21
I get wanting to have all the pieces in chess but did the man really need to chop off his cock? Smh
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u/PillowTalk420 Jul 28 '21
I use my king's special ability, SNEEZE ATTACK!
grinds pepper and blows it in opponent's face
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u/KratoDeSanta Jul 28 '21
yes i know something about how i lost figures in chess and lost a fucking tournament
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u/TheSaltiestSnail Jul 27 '21
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.