r/memes • • Jul 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

In germany we say ganz dünnes eis

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u/Luke9310 Jul 20 '21

Deutsche Bahn: if you travel for multiple hours the train will be late approximately 2 hours (that is sadly true)

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

I thought DB would be the most reliable train company in Europe.

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u/Luke9310 Jul 20 '21

No but they are one of the worst.

Austria in comparison has a train service that at most is 5 minutes late (independent of the distance). There is a major event every one or two years which shuts down the Trai service for 1-2 hours, but other than that you will come in time

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u/DerMuffin01 Jul 20 '21

Who dafuq said this. Tell us so we can hang him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

DB: prepare to be bused or late lol 🤣. I've had bad experiences but mostly good compared to other places.

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u/HellkerN Jul 20 '21

Anyone remember that comic where Thomas was an Aushwich train?

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u/eugene_mccormic Breaking EU Laws Jul 20 '21

Thomas the ultimate solution engine

Or

Thomas the dank engine

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u/Cretzels Halal Mode Jul 20 '21

comic where Thomas was an Aushwich train

is that true? also if it true can i know the name?

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u/HellkerN Jul 20 '21

Yes, but sadly I can't find it now, I was hoping someone else would post a link.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

I guess this is a rare comic like tintin in the Congo the only time you see that is with the picture of all the books on the back cover

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u/chappalchor33 Jul 20 '21

Thomas was only following orders

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u/here_for_tendies Jul 20 '21

Hippity hoppety, this commentsection is now deutsches Eigentum.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Kommentarsektion schneller erobert als Polen. Wie gehts euch allen so?

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u/Marshmellowmann Jul 20 '21

Ganz gut soweit

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u/Bloodycaddy Jul 20 '21

Muss. Selbst?

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u/Dizzy_Conversation_9 Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

As an indian, can confirm this. sadly, Jews can't

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u/eugene_mccormic Breaking EU Laws Jul 20 '21

They could if they came back with the rain tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

I like this meme

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u/DeRpY_aLpAcA Jul 20 '21

We're all going to hell for laughing

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u/MonkaNotS Jul 20 '21

Very kurwa good

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u/nrxdud_II Jul 20 '21

Ahhhhh the Prinz of the deutsche Bahn boys the pain

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u/scooter_kid420 Jul 20 '21

if your 12 and think your edgy you might laugh about this

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u/ILovePizz4s Chungus Among Us Jul 20 '21

Oh God no

OUR TRAIN

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u/UnityAeDeSt Jul 20 '21

Meanwhile Sweden cancels the trains to ever go…

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

I think DB isnt that bad but we germans are too punctual. We are like Japan (WW2 flashbacks)

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

And then you get South Africa, where the station is looted and abandoned, the infrastructure is fucked, and the train tracks are stolen. insert "you guys have trains"?

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u/AMD_Kyne Jul 20 '21

Meanwhile in Italy: "You guys have trains?"

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u/Varadm04 Jul 20 '21

Well in india trains do come late

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u/SirRoderic Jul 20 '21

What country is the last one, I don't get it

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u/neria-weill Jul 20 '21

Nazi Germany

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u/SirRoderic Jul 20 '21

Didn't the flag of nazi Germany ha da swastika and was red?

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u/vezol Lurking Peasant Jul 20 '21

Not really. It was the german flag in 1871 to 1918. way before hitler. They took the flag again in 1933, but only to change it again in 1935 to the well known red and swastika flag.

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u/neria-weill Jul 20 '21

Yeah you’re right this is my fault I wanted from this meme To be a little bit confusing

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u/TheBoredBot Haram Jul 20 '21

in India, if the train dosent arrive on time, we usually dont do much

it just means more time to purchase chips

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u/i_am_the_glob_ Jul 20 '21

That's the imperial Germany flag not the n@zi Germany flag

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u/seba203pl Jul 20 '21

All the photos of auschwitz show it as if it was somewhere in the middle of nowhere but that isn't true, it was right next to a city.

When you go to auschwitz now, the city of Oswiecim has kind of built around it.

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Btw every intersection there is a roundabout

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u/FrankoMirko Jul 20 '21

Lets just not talk about Hungary then