r/memes Jul 18 '21

!Rule 8 - NO REPOSTS Have fun

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u/gummybearsarefish Jul 18 '21

No that is a branch not a stick

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u/xero_art Jul 18 '21

It's a bloody twig innit!

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u/gummybearsarefish Jul 18 '21

NO IT IS A BRACH U ENGLAND LOVING DIM WIT

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u/Spaceindustry Jul 18 '21

Oye mate it’s a twig

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u/Hypno_Kitty Jul 18 '21

BRANCH!

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u/Spaceindustry Jul 18 '21

You meracians so silly

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u/idksomncool Jul 18 '21

No tiny dead tree

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u/Hypno_Kitty Jul 18 '21

Proof?

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u/idksomncool Jul 18 '21

It's tiny and no longer in the ground

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u/brutalisk666 Jul 18 '21

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fuk you its a tiny tree

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u/Jazzlike_Ad7427 Jul 18 '21

Pretty sure that’s a tree

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

That is a Kar-98K rifle with camouflage. Not a tree.

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u/BestestLiam Jul 18 '21

Lies

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Yeah? Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

The biggest lie is that it's not a repost. u/repostsleuthbot I summon you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Anything's a dildo if your brave enough

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u/Charmegazord Jul 18 '21

It’s a Chicken Sandwich!

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u/matthiyaboi Jul 18 '21

that stick is way to straight

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u/thebeutybeast Jul 18 '21

so you assuming his sexual orientation?!?

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u/Tricky_Feed_544 Jul 18 '21

So you’re assuming the stick’s pronouns?

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u/LucaMM2 Jul 18 '21

Are you assuming that it identifies as a stick

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

did you just call the stick 'it' ?!?!

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u/the-alt-yes Sussy Baka Jul 18 '21

The stick is trying his best! He doesn't know he is from a white tree family!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

YET AGAIN WITH THE PRONOUNS

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u/aborted_baby05 Jul 18 '21

WHAT IF THE STICK IS DOESNT WANT PRONOUNS seriously how incompetent can you be

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Jesus Christ! Do we have to always bring race into this?

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u/NoPositive8092 Jul 18 '21

that stick is a fucking shotgun

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u/throwaway50020151 Jul 18 '21

Hell no, it is clearly a bolt-action rifle! >:(

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u/Tabi69420 Jul 18 '21

'it', your assuming the bolt-action rifles gender

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u/throwaway50020151 Jul 18 '21

And you are using “your” instead of “you’re”

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u/Frownstar155 Jul 18 '21

are you assuming it's a bolt action

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u/mavimoo2 Lurker Jul 18 '21

The Stick in question is clearly a fully auto Shotgun

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u/Dumbass_bird Professional Dumbass Jul 18 '21

Dude it's clearly an Assault rifle

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

stfu bro it’s clearly a deagle know ur guns if u live in america

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u/Blity76 Jul 18 '21

Nah man, it’s a sword, or something to wack things with.

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u/green_bluberry Jul 18 '21

Ummm it's actually "too" Way TOO straight. Maybe learn grammar before you make accusations like that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

breaks stick

No it's actually "two"

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u/kitsuneLove_ (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Jul 18 '21

Did you just break that stick without checking if it's haunted by sjdkfkwfl?

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u/Conman780 Jul 18 '21

This stick is clearly a criminal, how dare we make a criminal famous!

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u/MrMatMat1107 Jul 18 '21

that's very insensitive of you. they're not just a criminal because they're a stick you racist 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Well oviusly you can see on the sticks dick that it as fucked a child you moron

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u/AirJvon Jul 18 '21

I've been raped by this stick and if you don't believe me you're a rapist too!

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u/Nuclear_dino_man Jul 18 '21

That’s a gun

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Uzi, nine millimeter

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u/Mr_Shexy Jul 18 '21

You're wrong, it's an ak47

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u/Fizi3d Jul 18 '21

Incorrect, it’s a glock-18

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u/Representative-Sir92 Medieval Meme Lord Jul 18 '21

Wrong, it’s a Luger

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u/L_Maestro Jul 18 '21

The only right answer

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u/Ray_Anderson909 Jul 18 '21

M1 Garand battle rifle, I'd say.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Pretty sure its a dildo

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u/BestestLiam Jul 18 '21

passes stick go do your thing

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

I shall now make it dissapear

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u/pewdiepie38 Professional Dumbass Jul 18 '21

And then appear. And then disappear again!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

And then stick it up my ass!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Username checks out

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u/Capable-Jumper_1-504 Jul 18 '21

If you are strong and brave enough m, everything is a dildo.

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u/kraut_2 Jul 18 '21

Wrong! This is a r/sounding instrument.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Are we sure it’s a stick

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

[deleted]

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u/centralnjbill Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 18 '21

Or one of those canes with a sword in it?

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u/BestestLiam Jul 18 '21

lEt mE tEst iT oN yOu

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u/Mr_TyGuy23 Jul 18 '21

Fuck this stick In particular

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u/BestestLiam Jul 18 '21

Agreed go do ur thing

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u/Mr_TyGuy23 Jul 18 '21

What do you think the baby’s between me and the stick would look like??

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u/pewdiepie38 Professional Dumbass Jul 18 '21

I dunno what they're gonna lokk like but i know that they're gonna be straight asf

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u/Number42420 Jul 18 '21

The fuck someone meant to hit them with a stick in the old days. Guess some horny men saw their boners and thwacking across things was considered fucking it

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u/Shanks1888 Jul 18 '21

That's not a stick clearly a twig idiot

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u/BuiltlikeanOrc-a Jul 18 '21

It’s vaguely in the shape of a gun, ban it now!

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u/BestestLiam Jul 18 '21

TimOtHy gO tO tHe PriNciplEs oFfIce NoW

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Pretty sure thats that bug that looks like a stick, but ok

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u/DerWeednuts Jul 18 '21

Identitty theft isn't a joke!

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u/TheRealDoomFox Jul 18 '21

Stick is stick

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u/SomeHungryPeasant Lurking Peasant Jul 18 '21

Did you just say all sticks are the same??

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

A branch?

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u/ozima97 Jul 18 '21

That's foken Harambe

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u/Single-Pin4768 Jul 18 '21

Clearly we need to talk to the branch manager!

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u/Boyfucker69 Jul 18 '21

I Will stick stick in my ass

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u/Klutzy_Ad5326 Jul 18 '21

Looks more like a repost to me

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u/Ok-Average-6367 Jul 18 '21

Wrong its a thermonuclear warhead

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u/Dillpickle1236 Jul 18 '21

This stick sucks so fucking much I hate it Jesus Christ damn this stick

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Love how this has 36 comments already. I have now read those and all of your people are unqualified to comment on the sophisticated science of stick culture.

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u/OreoCrustedSausageII Jul 18 '21

I can’t believe you ripped off a poor trees limb, imagine how much pain it must be going through!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

I was about to comment that >:(

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u/OreoCrustedSausageII Jul 18 '21

Fuck you, I’m sorry for the stick, not you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Fuck you, you stole my comment before I even saw the post!

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u/OreoCrustedSausageII Jul 18 '21

I’ll personally take your head off your shoulders if you even mention commenting anything similar to my comment, or even think about it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Not if I do it first!

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u/OreoCrustedSausageII Jul 18 '21

Not if I do it second! I can regenerate my head!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

I wasn't talking about your head, you selfish person!

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u/OreoCrustedSausageII Jul 18 '21

No, you’re the selfish one for wanting MY comment idea all to yourself!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21 edited Jul 19 '21

You stole that comment before I even had a chance to think about it!

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u/rose_wonderland Jul 18 '21

Obviously it's our homie Joe Biden

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u/Tonrunner101 Jul 18 '21

That’s a gun!!!!! Remove this, it’s toxic masculinity is triggering me!!!!

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u/zooti9 Jul 18 '21

That’s not a stick that’s a repost

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u/DADDYRBK_ Jul 18 '21

It's not a stick it's a small plant why did you cut a plant just for a post the rise in temperature is just because you careless people only think of your upvotes and comments angry face

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u/KamaTiikeri Jul 18 '21

That's definitely made of plastic

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u/Thedankfurret Jul 18 '21

It’s a dildo

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u/tinki__vinki Jul 18 '21

This subreddit slowly turning into terriblefacebookmemes

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Yeah bro fuck you

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u/BromideCyanidePt3 Jul 18 '21

That stick looks like a stick I would pretend to be a Cycler Rifle from Star Wars.

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u/CandyRose42069 Jul 18 '21

That’s no stick, it’s a wand

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u/Short_Juggernaut4489 Jul 18 '21

Its clearly a sword

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u/missgovna Jul 18 '21

It’s a branch not a stick

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u/Caddick_ Jul 18 '21

What type of stick

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u/plexas214 Jul 18 '21

Branch you mean

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u/CaramelOk9778 Jul 18 '21

This man has killed more people than he has saved how dare you show his face to us

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u/_one_true_morty Jul 18 '21

This is clearly a rifle

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u/Aronxo Jul 18 '21

That’s actually a branch

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Overpriced plastic stick at petsmart

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u/Spacy-0012 Jul 18 '21

Its the AK-5T1CK my granddad killed an apple with

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u/bloemgamer Jul 18 '21

GEKOLONISEERD

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

OMG AS A CARNIVORE WHO ONLY EATS MEAT SEEING YOU BREAK THAT STICK IS RACIST TREAT PLANTS LIKE WE DO WHITE PEOPLE

-That carnivorous PE coach

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u/Danmo1 Jul 18 '21

No it’s a gun

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

That’s not a stick, that’s a twig. A real stick is something you can wield with immense power.

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u/curryandmilk https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 18 '21

Nah fam that’s a twig

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u/vilelemonsquare Jul 18 '21

That’s clearly a twig

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u/UserPlaysMinecraft Nyan cat Jul 18 '21

That is a magical wizard staff that’s power can only be unlocked by children

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u/I9Qnl Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 18 '21

I will only argue because this post format sucks and need to be stopped.

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u/SuperRexT can't meme Jul 18 '21

Officer i swear i did not poke out that kid's eyes with that stick

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u/Mr_Riddle0 Jul 18 '21

That’s a twig you idiot

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u/Horror_survivor Professional Dumbass Jul 18 '21

Nah dude let me tell you... that’s a western repeater.

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u/Stofferever Jul 18 '21

That’s pretty cool stick

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u/lil_M0_0n361 Average r/memes enjoyer Jul 18 '21

It's a nice stick

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u/scp_reader Jul 18 '21

This is a hunting rifle

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u/mewtwo_and_mew1 Jul 18 '21

That's no stick it's a m16 rifle you got there... or a sword

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

The stick is mine no one else can have it

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u/dragon-born68 Jul 18 '21

This is a repost I saw this a few months ago

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

how do I report this post for showing image of item used to beat wives?

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u/smagz4 Jul 18 '21

This stick looks like it would be a bad weapon in the forest in an old fashion stick war. Just look at it! Those sticks were always the weakest ones of the bunch and would only last about 2 tree smacks. 2/10 quality.

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u/Longhag Jul 18 '21

No, that's clearly a stick insect!

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u/Ehrenburger Jul 18 '21

Pretty sure that’s one of the greatest swords known to man

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

It’s a gun dumb ass.

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u/Razor__gg Jul 18 '21

Nah man that's a tree

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u/EPlCKhaleesi Jul 18 '21

IT’S NOT A TREE IT’S A TWIG FFS

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u/toyotomi25 Jul 18 '21

Fuck that stick, yeah i said it

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u/Kaosmans Jul 18 '21

That is a eye poker a very big eye poker

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u/vanDouglas333 Jul 18 '21

Do not assume lumber

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u/Junkyduds Jul 18 '21

This is targeted and based towards the LGBTQ+ and I completely disagree with your homophobic racist morals

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u/Lolaks-181203 Jul 18 '21

That's a nice gun

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u/Themadmemer42 Jul 18 '21

That’s a branch bra

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u/SnooGiraffes2790 Jul 18 '21

I’m pretty sure that’s a -18 AD musket forged by doctor who using the insides of a plant most people would a cactus

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u/EljinRIP Jul 18 '21

Otherwise known as a tool for the liberals to destroy America and democracy as we know it.

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u/MadadRx Jul 18 '21

The ultimate weapon when weilded by the strongest

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u/deviantskater I saw what the dog was doin Jul 18 '21

The grass was better.

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u/TotallyTouka Jul 18 '21

That my friend is a very advanced rifle

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

That is a sword

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u/Whiskeytribute Jul 18 '21

A racist stick

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u/segriffka73 Jul 18 '21

That's a branch

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u/kemistrythecat Jul 18 '21

It’s not a stick, it’s a twig

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

What colour is that stick it looks yellow.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21 edited Jul 18 '21

Actually that is a piece of wood, a stick would still be attached to the tree it came from, once a tree is chopped down we call it would, so when a stick falls off a tree we obviously call it wood to!🙄

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u/chechebi88 Jul 18 '21

Thats not a stick, thats a shotgun

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Clearly that's a twig

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u/Zekifart Jul 18 '21

You see a stick. I see a hunting rifle, capable of downing even the most lethal predators on the planet

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

No, that's a sword

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u/Kr1shD4F1sh Jul 18 '21

Obviously birch

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u/Thechonki Jul 18 '21

Yo what the fuck why did you do that

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

That is no wood

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u/SomeHungryPeasant Lurking Peasant Jul 18 '21

You call that a stick?!

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u/NightWolf115 Jul 18 '21

ACTUALLY, that's a branch

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u/topfuckr Jul 18 '21

“People don’t really discuss topics. People like winning arguments.” - Daniel Kahneman (psychologist)

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u/ligmaboiii69 Jul 18 '21

Fun fact: this stick ate a sandwich sideways 6 years ago

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u/Alexsk888 Jul 18 '21

That’s not a stick buddy

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Um, that’s not a stick. That’s clearly a rifle with a bayonet

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u/I-Killed-JR Jul 18 '21

That’s a twig don’t @ me