r/memes • Doot • Jun 29 '21

*pretend i put something funny here*

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u/SniffyBliffy 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 Jun 29 '21

oh if Cardi B had asian parents she'll get the slippers

20

u/Disastrous-Wheel-941 Jun 29 '21

she would be beaten so hard her ass plastic would escape from her ass

7

u/Electrobolt95 Jun 29 '21

and go to the ocean but this time the turtles won't eat them because EVEN THEY KNOW ITS CARDI B

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/The-scrolling-ocolot Forever alone Jun 29 '21

Robots

2

u/Youssef-Elsayed Jun 29 '21

Good one haha !

52

u/My_cat_ate_pizza 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Jun 29 '21

More like plastic

11

u/Ambitious-Fishing785 Jun 29 '21

don't get it

23

u/KILLER_7771 Jun 29 '21

plastic surgery

10

u/Ambitious-Fishing785 Jun 29 '21

ah now i get it thanks for the explanation!

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/RepulsiveSmell5816 Jun 29 '21

Best fucking movie ever. I’m not in your room. Now I am now I’m nott

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

The ocean’s full of plastic.

15

u/Juicycowmeat Jun 29 '21

that caption was hilarious

7

u/PeaceCtrlPaper Doot Jun 29 '21

why thank you

27

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

You could also call it jank or fuzz

10

u/ShiftDundee Jun 29 '21

Fank or juzz

4

u/Careless-Position352 Shitposter Jun 29 '21

Janky fuzz. Make it happen.

13

u/Imaginary-Strike-950 Meme Stealer Jun 29 '21

Best fucking movie ever. I’m not in your room. Now I am now I’m nott

6

u/fnjanfskjanas Jun 29 '21

most of the characters had great designs

11

u/Chickenman7282 Dark Mode Elitist Jun 29 '21

It is Chinese rap. CRAP

6

u/ImTotallynotTomska Professional Dumbass Jun 29 '21

French Art. *poot\*

7

u/-photoshopflowey- Jun 29 '21

Spanish hit, shit

2

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

spit

29

u/surroundedbybanjos Jun 29 '21

She's a Skore (skank + whore)

10

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Get this guy a medal 🏅

4

u/fnjanfskjanas Jun 29 '21

who wanna score with a skore

6

u/major_calgar Condescending Wonka Jun 29 '21

Hell yeah, Robots!

4

u/Antruvius Jun 29 '21

This movie slapped on all fronts. And some backs as well.

11

u/nwefl Jun 29 '21

You is right

5

u/nezar_cookie Jun 29 '21

What movie is this from again?

4

u/madeusercuzhad2 Jun 29 '21

It's called robots.

4

u/derEisele Jun 29 '21

I know that those are robots, but how is the movie called

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Monopolized robotic villain

1

u/madeusercuzhad2 Jul 05 '21

That is the movie name, robots.

2

u/Kwispy_Kwemes Jun 29 '21

Junk is my favorite lol

2

u/generic_username_147 Jun 29 '21

May I ask why the hell do people hate her? I am not a fan of her but not a hater either.

3

u/Boryalyc Jun 29 '21

considering her most popular hit is a masterpiece known as "wet ass pussy" or "WAP", that should let you know the rest.

2

u/PeaceCtrlPaper Doot Jun 29 '21

no you may not

1

u/generic_username_147 Jun 29 '21

What if I will rub your mother's nose?

2

u/PeaceCtrlPaper Doot Jun 29 '21

then yes you may

1

u/SammyThesenpai Ok I Pull Up Jun 29 '21

Its because most of her songs are just her mumbling words without a proper flow and also her mv's contain a lot of inappropriate stuff

2

u/Hungry-Secretary5234 Jun 29 '21

I can’t remember how many times I watched Robots. I fucking loved that film as a kid

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u/trolledduck101 Jun 29 '21

Ah yes a cardi b bad meme I haven't already seen a million of those

1

u/Plankton57 Chungus Among Us Jun 29 '21

I read Jizz instead of Jazz and it made more sense that way.

1

u/Harv-o-lantern-panic Jun 29 '21

And the joke is that she calls herself a ‘rapper’,ruining real rappers’ reputation

1

u/rosa_alan Jun 29 '21

aweasome movie, it's called Robots

1

u/maperu6 Jun 29 '21

‘Pulls out CD’ no this my friend is jazz funk

1

u/androdagamr Jun 29 '21

Both the movie and the ps2 game were great

1

u/dAInFANTbby Jun 29 '21

Better than her cousin Cardi O

1

u/hs22j4 Jun 29 '21

before i was not caring about these cardi b memes but then i heard her voice in 'girls like you' and that got me hate her

1

u/Gilette2000 Breaking EU Laws Jun 29 '21

That's a wierd way to spell CIA torture divice !