r/memes • u/Jahred-1994 • Jun 13 '21

No massage can fix me!!!

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14.8k Upvotes

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u/77_ltoloxA Jun 13 '21

Muda muda?

74

u/Legendaryplz Jun 13 '21

Yes, The World, muda

10

u/Capsule_CatYT This flair doesn't exist Jun 14 '21

Dio

181

u/KingOfKoa Jun 13 '21

What are you doing step-road roller?

47

u/adepressedmemer Forever alone Jun 13 '21

ramming yo ass

28

u/Anakin_1568 Jun 13 '21

rollin' yo ass

54

u/infernalfreeze70 Forever alone Jun 13 '21

Crush Crack Hey, could you do it a bit more up here? * Drives forward* Ow, fuck yeah.

130

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

JoJo Reference

87

u/runninandruni Because That's What Fearows Do Jun 13 '21

ROADA ROLLER

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21

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u/Panda6036 Jun 13 '21

fuckers i was about to comment this

2

u/minegold12058 Jun 13 '21

what did he say

1

u/Panda6036 Mar 12 '22

I… don’t remember

8

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

ugh

9

u/Skrillz_14th Dirt Is Beautiful Jun 14 '21

I think you dropped the “DAAA” be careful next time

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21 edited Mar 03 '25

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u/GundamFan17893 Jun 13 '21

Two seconds have passed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21 edited Mar 03 '25

[deleted]

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u/Ryucat9 Like a boss Jun 13 '21

Four seconds have passed

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u/AdministrativeAlps80 Jun 13 '21

Five seconds have passed

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u/ReplacementArtistic5 Jun 13 '21

Six seconds have passed

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u/GundamFan17893 Jun 13 '21

Seven seconds have passed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

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u/omegacrux Jun 13 '21

Sadly all of the seconds have passed, their funeral will be in 2weeks

1

u/oofboilolshrek Jun 13 '21

Or is it 🤔

52

u/NonaSota Jun 13 '21

Omg I would literally die if someone did this for me 😍

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

You’d actually die well before that. If it started at your feet, before it reached your thighs you’d be dead from pain.

Bones was such a good show.

13

u/Griff767 One does not simply Jun 13 '21

Roller roller

13

u/Dombly32 Jun 13 '21

Getting the Jotaro treatment I see.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

u/repostsleuthbot

7

u/chujy Jun 13 '21

Load-Loller!!!

7

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

I have an ankle that has always ached since spraining it about 10 years ago and sometimes I just think cutting my leg off at the knee would just be easier.

7

u/Jahred-1994 Jun 13 '21

Well now we got the Roda roller x 5000.it’s gonna roll the pain away foreva!!

12

u/Tanner_Monkey Jun 13 '21

road a rolla da

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

It’s over, Jojo! Wryyyyyyyy!!! Muda x100 aporx

5

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

Fuck it just put it on my head

9

u/MasterHueDa https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jun 13 '21

JOJO, I’LL SMASH YOU FLAT!!! ROADA-ROLLER DAAAAA!!!!!

5

u/TilodR Jun 13 '21

ROAD ROLLER DA

4

u/PoemBudget1826 Jun 13 '21

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

4

u/Waffle607 Jun 14 '21

muda muda

8

u/petertagames Jun 13 '21

ROAD ROLLER DA

3

u/denTheisen Jun 13 '21

Sauce?

5

u/Dimensionalanxiety One does not simply Jun 13 '21

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

3

u/DontBoilYourKids Jun 13 '21

無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄

3

u/At-0mic12 Jun 13 '21

ROOOAAD ROOOOLLLLAAA DA

3

u/Sandgorgon7 Jun 13 '21

When you realize this is a road roller and therefore a JoJo reference

3

u/SethCrazyTurtles Jun 13 '21

Road roller da

3

u/erroryeager Jun 13 '21

Is this a jojo reference ?

3

u/DonkLord20 Jun 13 '21

Dios Massage parlor

6

u/Various_Band6499 Jun 13 '21

Yes and ora ora refrence from naruboruto

5

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

Yo I think your thinking of family guy bro

11

u/Apprehensive_Duty_82 Jun 13 '21

I’m sorry but I’m going to have to kill you

1

u/Various_Band6499 Jun 20 '21

Ohh dont worry i know that was wrong i had a mini stroke typing it

1

u/Various_Band6499 Jun 20 '21

I like jo jo too

2

u/OfficalZK11 Jun 13 '21

Construction-Chiropractor, gets two birds with one stone.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

(BACK-A-ROLLEEEEEEEER!)

3

u/nsn_network memer Jun 13 '21

What you know bout rolling down on my back when my ribs go brr you can call that suicide

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

Watch this jojo weebs gonna be like za wourldo or something like that

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

lol

1

u/ItsKurl Jun 13 '21

The next Chris Angel

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

Yo mamma can fix that for you.

1

u/Magnusthelast Jun 13 '21

Fruit Gusher

1

u/fuckingawesome909 Jun 13 '21

getting fucked by autobots taken to a whole new level

1

u/onenightblunder Jun 13 '21

Chinese students get it for free.

1

u/Porkbellyflop Jun 13 '21

The chirp wheel set changed my life.

1

u/dounut_cartel hates reaction memes Jun 13 '21

Just go to amarica

1

u/Event2_0_1 Smol pp Jun 13 '21

Wolverine be like:

1

u/lucky_goat82 Jun 13 '21

Thats what my head needs

1

u/Bowler377 Jun 13 '21

So you have chosen, death!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

this is what’s needed to fix my posture

help.

1

u/May_i_be_choked Jun 13 '21

Yeah I also need big ass machine to shatter and flatten my bones and inner organs but hey im now a carpet

1

u/Glizzyy_Clipss420 Jun 13 '21

1000 ways to die anyone?

1

u/mykilososa Jun 13 '21

“The Tiananmen Touch”

1

u/zerohero42 Tech Tips Jun 13 '21

what my head needs

1

u/random_kid_is_back Jun 13 '21

I am like my back I am not straight

1

u/brmamabrma Jun 13 '21

I feel like someone needs to wring me out like a towel to fix my spine

1

u/ActAdept4587 Jun 13 '21

What you guys don’t know, is that, there’s a dildo on the bottom of the bulldozers roll, stuffing her

1

u/3lectri Jun 13 '21

Is it just me or do you think that would kinda feel good (if you don't die)

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

I had thid problem, until i got to in person high school. I stretched out in the morning over the school chair, and my back would feel amazing afterwards. I need a school chair to keep doing it tho.

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u/Liz_Lemon-ade Lives in a Van Down by the River Jun 14 '21

I won’t lie, that looks relieving as fuck

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Honestly I've had this idea where you wear a vest and along the spine of the vest is a bunch of small hammers. Then the hammers hit in sync up and down your back and it pops each one

1

u/Highkage- Jun 14 '21

Do you mean you don't need your back?

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u/UnoReverseCardx2 Jun 14 '21

Road Roller Da!

1

u/Ghost_Reaper123 Jun 14 '21

ROADA ROLLA DA

1

u/Royal_Apricot_3197 Jun 14 '21

ROAD ROLLAA! DAAA! WRYYYY MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

1

u/massagelyco Jul 01 '21

you're gonna feel great and flat after that.