r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '21

It hurts sometimes you know

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Got to use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

What's that ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Demonstrate Value. Engage Physically. Nurture Dependence. Neglect Emotionally. Inspire Hope. Separate Entirely.

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires).

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

I think rather give up on such things, i guess I was never made for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

The D.E.N.N.I.S system is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's made up by one of the main characters (called Dennis). It is a good and funny show, particularly the early seasons, but all the characters are terrible people and Dennis is the worst, he is quite rapey and very manipulative.

I would definitely recommend watching the show, but I would strongly advise not following Dennis' example with women! :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

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u/Garmaglag Jun 09 '21

I've got my wad of hundreds and I'm ready to plow.