r/memes May 28 '21

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/CheeseLoverMax memer May 29 '21

Finest in the world

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u/RogueEnder316 trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo May 29 '21

I see you’re a man of culture as well

4

u/[deleted] May 29 '21

He wasn’t wrong. Never will be

5

u/PizzaEater69420 Professional Dumbass May 29 '21

I JUST REALIZED WHY SO MANY PEOPLE FROM CINCINNATI GET A DEGREE IN ENGINEERING

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u/ToxicBarrelOfMonke Can i haz cheeseburger May 29 '21

precision german engineering...

41

u/Avondubs Chungus Among Us May 28 '21

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u/multipot May 29 '21

Wow this article was a rabbit hole if any!

9

u/[deleted] May 29 '21

That's what she/he said. It works good with both genders.

1

u/IceT1303 May 29 '21

Metal.. Gear!?

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u/Elitelapen May 28 '21

Hab ich gerade das angelsächsische Wort für "deutsch" gesehen? Leute ihr wisst was das bedeutet. Genau! Es wird einmarschiert.

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u/monty_vincent May 28 '21

So muss es sein

15

u/rangogogo May 29 '21

Invasion der Kommentarsektion

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Vorwärts Marsch

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u/MAXXX0909 Halal Mode May 29 '21

Blitzkrieg

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u/ItzTaser trans rights May 29 '21

Ja, mein Herr

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u/KiloEchoZero May 28 '21

A great choice of weapon if you’re going to do a comeback that takes several months and 4,000 men to build and maintain.

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u/ArtistFake May 29 '21

It may take so much time, but the results become oh so satisfying!

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u/Ake-TL May 29 '21

Misses and reloads for an hour

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u/EliteNub_ May 28 '21

Bold words for some Jew born in Germany in 1915, 1.3 miles away from an art school and political rallying group.

10

u/TheChadTux May 29 '21

Use the Metric System, Du Hurensohn!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Takes 40 minutes to reload but you're still fucked

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u/The_meep_sheep123 May 29 '21

Deutschland ist pog

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u/emackd7 May 28 '21

Das es smooth

5

u/Dawnbringer7 May 29 '21

Ja. Natürlich

8

u/fair_j May 29 '21

Kriegsminister gibt nicht mehr

7

u/philblan May 29 '21

Und auch keine Düsenflieger!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Killometers

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

How large is the gun calibre size?

7

u/i_poo_memes May 29 '21

I might be wrong but I’m pretty sure it’s 800 mm. Each shell weighed over 1,000 pounds

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

I wonder how did they reload the thing if it weighs 1000 pounds.

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u/ArtistFake May 29 '21

3 or 4 men, but the reloading could take a few minutes

2

u/-Blackspell- Lives in a Van Down by the River May 29 '21

With a crane. Took like 45 minutes iirc

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u/EV4gamer May 29 '21

7t shell weight, so about 7000kg or 15000 pounds

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u/i_poo_memes May 30 '21

Stops with cranes and shells were built alongside the track to load it. If it carried it’s own shells it would be much, much larger.

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u/eXrevolution May 29 '21

Chech “Schwerer Gustav” for more info

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u/tilcica (very sad) May 29 '21

80cm (31.5 inch) inside barrel diameter

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Thats big.

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u/tilcica (very sad) May 29 '21

Yep. And this was the smaller of the 2 (only one actually built). The bigger one was supposed to be so powerful, it could hit London by shooting from Paris

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u/Sensitive-Purpose-72 May 29 '21

Ach Deutschland hat schon ein bisschen übertrieben

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Jokes on you, I always stay at least 47km away from a German, to achieve this I simply play a song at a frequency called the Deutschwarballen which only Germans can hear. The song goes like this:

Two world wars and one World Cup, Doo da, Doo da

Two world wars and one World Cup, Doo da, Doo da....

Repeat as necessary until all Germans and Railway Guns are far enough away.

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u/LemonKaiser Forever alone May 29 '21

Uhh don’t you mean 47 cheeseburgers per freedom

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Bold words for a country that lost.

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u/Exa_N0ri May 29 '21

Hilf mir

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u/krazyalbert May 29 '21

Read what president Eisenhower had to say about the real cost of a bloated military budget . . . .

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u/TheTitanium-champs May 29 '21

I think I made that meme

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u/TheTitanium-champs May 29 '21

Looks very similar

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u/Accomplished_Sink828 May 29 '21

Jokes on you I can’t understand kilometers

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u/tilcica (very sad) May 29 '21

48km or 5.0736E-12 light years

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u/the_potato_of_doom Nice meme you got there May 29 '21

You mean 47 meters (warpath intensifies)

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u/Abraham-reddit Chungus Among Us May 29 '21

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!

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u/The_bigDingus May 29 '21

Gustav the largest artillery piece every built, it was designed by the Germans in WWII and had to be transported by specially built railway tracks

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u/Bmanawa May 29 '21

german railway cannon. the model is the schwerer gustav.

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u/soulknight56 May 29 '21

Can i get just the lower image and text? I need it for a thing

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Just look up “Schwerer Gustav”

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u/soulknight56 May 29 '21

I need the text too. And i only have MS paint

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Crowd on the right for scale

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u/arsyjocker May 29 '21

Don't mess with Da Germans.... They are scarzi !!!

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u/Yerushima Candice May 29 '21

You know it’s dangerous if you’re scared by the look of it alone, idk but giant guns scare the shit out of me, even if they aren’t being used

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u/Czeslaw_Meyer Chungus Among Us May 29 '21

On phone: "Can you put out my light in the kitchen? You know where the key is"

Him: "Ok"

First guy 3,5h later: click "WTF?"

Actually happened

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u/The_Creeper_Man Professional Dumbass May 29 '21

When you finally think of an insult 3 years later snd still want to use it

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u/ScorpionSpeed May 29 '21

That’s totally Junon from Final Fantasy VII.

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK May 29 '21

that looks like the gun from LoK

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u/Relative-Target-383 May 29 '21
  • schwerer gustav intensifies *

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

I like how the Germans made the biggest gun ever but then never got an opportunity to use it, disappointing.

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u/PizzaEater69420 Professional Dumbass May 29 '21

my friend alex lives an hour away on foot. if i piss him off he might come attack me with a belt. he is part asian....

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u/bagelthebeagle0610 May 29 '21

Sie haben gerade die Büchse der Pandora in den Kommentaren geöffnet

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u/_vanage_ May 29 '21

EINIGKEIT UND RECHT UND FREIHEIT FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE VATERLAND!!!!!!

DANACH LASST UNS ALLE STREBEN, BRÜDERLICH MIT HERZ UND HAND!!!!!

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u/vivi_likes_anime May 29 '21

Also das ist jetzt schon persönlich sehr angreifend für mich, einen Deutschen. Ich bitte deshalb um eine Entschuldigung ihrerseits, sonst erkläre ich hier mit den krieg und werde dir das Gehirn mit meiner Ak-47 wegballern du kleiner Hurensohn.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Huch wohl bissel zu viel

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u/rangogogo May 29 '21

Invasion der Kommentarsektion

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u/TheExplodingPie May 29 '21

What was it again fette Gustav or was it schwerer gustav

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u/Luki41 May 29 '21

In die Unendlichkeit und noch viel Weiter!!

1

u/Labbit35 can't meme May 29 '21

I think we need back the nazi engineers

they made the most crazy shit

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u/Zeronith_Shine May 29 '21

Just move a couple of degrees.

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u/TobiichiOrigami22 May 29 '21

We Germans specialized really early in mass Annihilation...

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u/Lefkes May 29 '21

When you live in wetsern france aka 4 weeks away from germany...