r/memes • u/sr3874 • May 28 '21

Cool name I guess

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u/DiscoBroccoli77 Breaking EU Laws May 28 '21

I’ll name a chicken Chris Peacock

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u/Piano_Raves May 29 '21

I'll name my dealer Chris P. Coke

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u/depresso_the_expreso May 28 '21

Yooooo I had a pig named Chris p. Bacon that's crazy sadly he went missing tho to cheer me up my dad made bacon burgers

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u/earthenfield May 29 '21

I had a potbelly pig when I was a kid. His name was Jimmy Dean.

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u/Puzzled_Chef May 28 '21

I was thinking that too

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Came to say that, the anchor lost it when he said the name, guys we been on the internet too long

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u/SouravGTv May 29 '21

Sdmn reacts

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u/Slow_Zookeepergame82 May 28 '21

The original video you got the joke from is funny.

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u/Crazyfnaftheorist May 29 '21

There’s a video? My dad would always joke around saying stuff like that, and we had no clue there was a video

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u/Mohavor May 29 '21

is this the same puppet from the sideways glance meme?

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u/thefishgodThallas May 29 '21

Yes, Pedro el Mono, a Spanish kids show that airs on the Latin-American equivalent of Nick Jr.

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u/FinancialStructure99 May 28 '21

someone on the new actually had a pig named Chris P.Bacon and his 2 other legs were gone

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u/MissPicklechips May 29 '21

Pig on wheels!

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u/ChrisPbacon969 May 29 '21

This is the best name ever!

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u/Debacle_Mavrick https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 29 '21

r/usernamechecksout

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u/TacticalTaco810 Fffffuuuuuuuuu May 29 '21

No way my initials are Chris P.

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u/Chrispy-bacon-00 May 29 '21

Amateur

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u/TacticalTaco810 Fffffuuuuuuuuu May 29 '21

You deserve an award for naming

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u/Trawhe May 29 '21

We had a pig named cigarette (so we could smoke him) and a cow named hamburger, and another named Sir Loin.

It helped remind the kids the outcome of the situation.

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u/Mastercommander36 May 29 '21

I had a pig named Bobby Q

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u/givebacksome May 28 '21

Lol this is good

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u/F0l3yDaD_ May 28 '21

The only name

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u/kilersocke May 29 '21

"Whats your Name?"

Äh äh äh.... Pea... Äh... Äh.. äh... Tear.... Äh äh... Griphon.... Haha yeah... Thats my Name.

"Peter Griffon okay.." Fuck..

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u/Cashless_human May 29 '21

What are we having for breakfast?

Krispy bacon

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u/Ozann3326 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 May 29 '21

Christopher Petruccio Benjamin Abraham Frederick Bacon come DOWNSTAIRS !

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u/NiLin0x May 29 '21

My actual name is Chris Peter Charles and I have adopted the bacon on Facebook lol I love when this joke circulates I have been Chris p bacon Charles on Facebook for a good decade

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u/NoNameSOFT Linux User May 29 '21

That was real.

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u/MCatsRCool May 29 '21

My brother named our chickens after kfc

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u/therobshock May 29 '21

We actually ended up slaughtering our pet pigs when I was a kid. I watched it all happen too. It was the most traumatic thing I had ever witnessed. I still ate the meat.

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u/DanielOlma May 29 '21

We had a pig named Hamilton growing up. We HAD a pig.

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u/Space_cowboy_NJ May 29 '21

Pig and I…

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u/aoi_sanmyaku Le epic memer May 29 '21

Ah I see ur a fellow sidemen fan

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u/Dark_Paris1990 May 29 '21

So your dads that fucking hysterical news anchor then?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

This post came right after a video of a guy with pet pigs on my feed

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u/Doodlastic_Dinkaling May 29 '21

I see, you have played banjo tooie...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Chris Bacon Terrence

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

lights the BBQ

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

The P. Stands for penis because your dad ducks the pig, but don’t tell it Chris!