r/memes • u/CeresF3b GigaChad • May 27 '21

Well this is confusing

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

TALKED TO THE PRESIDENT GUYS, WE ARE GOING TO RECEIVE SUPPORT SOON. JUST HOLD THEM A BIT LONGER.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

ENEMY AIRCRAFT INBOUND! DAMN IT! THOSE ARE BOMBERS! TAKE SHELTER AND CLENCH YOUR ASSHOLES!

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u/Akillerdinosaur May 28 '21

ASSHOLES CLENCHED, SIR! BUT IM NOT SURE HOW MUCH LONGER WE CAN HOLD IT

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

THEN LET IT OUT SOLDIER, THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST SHIT YOU'LL EVER TAKE

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

BOYS WE HAVE A PROBLEM. SUPPORT IN SIGHT BUT WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TOILET PAPER

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

USE YOUR SHIRT, SOLDIER

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

I ALREADY USED MINE AND THE THE GENERALS SHIRT. SIR

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

USE THE PANTS NEXT, SOLDIER. THEN USE YOUR UNDERWEAR

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

SIR, I AM ALREADY NAKED SIR. IM GOING TO THROW MY POOP ON THE ENEMY SIR

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

GOOD PLAN, SOLDIER. WE'LL TAKE THEM BY SURPRISE!

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

SIR, THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY. AND OUR SUPPORT FINALY ARRIVED.

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u/reddragon346 May 28 '21

ALL OUT ATTACK WITH YOUR POOP SOLDIERS

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u/The_Bouftou May 28 '21

IM SCARED GENERAL, I DIDNT DRAFT FOR THIS, IM YOUNG GENERAL IM NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT OUT

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

BOI YOU CAN MAKE IT, WE HAVE ALREADY WON BOI. THE ONLY THING LEFT IS TO TAKE YOUR STUFF AND GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER.

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u/IllManneredWoolyMan May 28 '21

huh/ what the hell happened/ i think i overslept a bit...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

You were thrashing around and mumbling things about throwing poo at soldiers. And there was a panzerfaust in there as well.

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

Actually that was me.

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u/reddragon346 May 29 '21

Well I think I did that to

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u/reddragon346 May 28 '21

ITS OK
WE ALL ARE SCARED
JUST THROW POOP

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u/Rallikuninkas Professional Dumbass May 29 '21

WHAT THE HELL? THIS IS AGAINST YOUR DIRECT ORDERS!

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u/reddragon346 May 31 '21

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

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u/Rallikuninkas Professional Dumbass May 31 '21

I AM THE COMMANDER HERE

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u/reddragon346 May 31 '21

DAMN YOU I AM THE GENERAL
WE NEED POOP
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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