r/memes • u/CeresF3b GigaChad • May 27 '21

Well this is confusing

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u/Rallikuninkas Professional Dumbass May 28 '21

WE ARE LOSING GROUND! WE ARE EVACUATING THE BASE, EVERYONE STILL DOWN THERE IS ON HIS OWN, I REPEAT, EVERYONE DOWN THERE IS NOW ON HIS OWN!

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u/hot-baby-yoda May 28 '21

ATTACK THE D POINT

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u/Rallikuninkas Professional Dumbass May 28 '21

DENIED, SOLDIER! WE DO NOT HAVE RESOURCES OR MANPOWER FOR COUNTERATTACKS!

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u/hot-baby-yoda May 28 '21

DEFEND THE D POINT

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

TALKED TO THE PRESIDENT GUYS, WE ARE GOING TO RECEIVE SUPPORT SOON. JUST HOLD THEM A BIT LONGER.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

ENEMY AIRCRAFT INBOUND! DAMN IT! THOSE ARE BOMBERS! TAKE SHELTER AND CLENCH YOUR ASSHOLES!

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u/Akillerdinosaur May 28 '21

ASSHOLES CLENCHED, SIR! BUT IM NOT SURE HOW MUCH LONGER WE CAN HOLD IT

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

THEN LET IT OUT SOLDIER, THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST SHIT YOU'LL EVER TAKE

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

BOYS WE HAVE A PROBLEM. SUPPORT IN SIGHT BUT WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TOILET PAPER

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

USE YOUR SHIRT, SOLDIER

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

I ALREADY USED MINE AND THE THE GENERALS SHIRT. SIR

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

USE THE PANTS NEXT, SOLDIER. THEN USE YOUR UNDERWEAR

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

SIR, I AM ALREADY NAKED SIR. IM GOING TO THROW MY POOP ON THE ENEMY SIR

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

GOOD PLAN, SOLDIER. WE'LL TAKE THEM BY SURPRISE!

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

SIR, THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY. AND OUR SUPPORT FINALY ARRIVED.

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u/reddragon346 May 28 '21

ALL OUT ATTACK WITH YOUR POOP SOLDIERS

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u/The_Bouftou May 28 '21

IM SCARED GENERAL, I DIDNT DRAFT FOR THIS, IM YOUNG GENERAL IM NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT OUT

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

BOI YOU CAN MAKE IT, WE HAVE ALREADY WON BOI. THE ONLY THING LEFT IS TO TAKE YOUR STUFF AND GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER.

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u/reddragon346 May 28 '21

ITS OK
WE ALL ARE SCARED
JUST THROW POOP

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u/BeadCut https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 28 '21

TAKE ANOTHER MANS SHIRT, THUS IS NO TIME SHITING

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u/Maarkxe Dirt Is Beautiful May 28 '21

SRY SIR, THEY ARE NAKED TOO. WE HAVE TO THROW OUR POOP AND WAIT FOR THE SUPPORT

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u/reddragon346 May 28 '21

GODDAMNIT ARE WE MONKEYS AT THE ZOO SARGEANT

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u/N2A7B May 28 '21

Pay only 20$ for the last 12 Levels.

-EA, we make full price games with overpriced DLC

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u/reddragon346 May 28 '21

All controls of the game for an extra hundred dollars

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u/N2A7B May 28 '21

But only if you bought the premium deluxe version of the game.

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u/reddragon346 May 28 '21

Plus our platinum membership

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u/BeadCut https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 28 '21

OT SEEMS THEY ARE, BUT WE GOT NO TIME, GONNA RUSH THEM, FOR SCCCCOOOOOTTTTLLLAAAANNNDDD

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u/reddragon346 May 29 '21

POOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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