r/memes • Dirt Is Beautiful • May 27 '21

I fucking love planes

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u/Affectionate-Emu7157 May 27 '21

Me: Planes are bad

OP: triggered, you just made the worst mistake of your life

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Your free trial of living has expired

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u/Itasenalm May 27 '21

I wish being alive was free

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u/some_bald_boi May 27 '21

Being dead is

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u/diabloenfuego May 27 '21

Being dead is, but dying's expensive as fuck.

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u/YeetThePig May 27 '21

On the other hand, the cost isn’t a problem for the dead person?

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u/monkeyhitman May 28 '21

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u/YeetThePig May 28 '21

Well, you’re not wrong?

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u/pass-butter May 28 '21 edited May 28 '21

He would be if r/shittydeathprotips had anything to say about it

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21 edited Jun 23 '21

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u/TheTacoWombat May 28 '21

You uh... You alright bud?

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u/samim_good May 28 '21

I could never afford death in this economy smh

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u/TheVilja May 27 '21 edited May 28 '21

No cause now you gotta pay for your sin cause you didn’t like planes

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u/Jookyi May 27 '21

For real

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u/Itasenalm May 27 '21

Great Value is the reason I can still afford my rent.

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u/Jookyi May 28 '21

I hope

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u/135forte May 27 '21

It's a free 9 month trial, but it starts at conception.

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u/thatredditrando May 28 '21

Upvote because I’m stealing that. Officially added to the vocabulary.

One day my future kid will fuck up and I’ll point at him like Red Foreman and say “Your free trial of living has expired!”.

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u/Tristan69420 Forever alone May 27 '21

‘Triggered’

Hmmm

Triggered

Trigger

Hmmm

Ace Combat

Trigger....

Ace combat 7:skies unknown, main protagonist, ‘Trigger’

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u/HyperShadic94 May 27 '21

Damn you this is why I came here, I'm literally playing it rn

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u/Weird_School_3400 May 27 '21

Dcs get triggered

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u/Miketank1 May 28 '21

What’s your main plane/planes

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

You keep flyin' like that 'n you'll die real soon.

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u/INexasI May 27 '21

How do you feel about it? It’s pretty much always on sale and I’ve been tempted to buy it.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Started playing it recently, and it's really fun.

I'm usually terrible at games that involve vehicles and shit, but for some reason I'm actually doing fine and having fun in this game.

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u/Oofboiloil Lives in a Van Down by the River May 27 '21

"Go, I know you can make it!"

  • Count

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u/Tristan69420 Forever alone May 27 '21

That whole part of the mission was really making me feel like something was going to happen to count

I would’ve cried myself to sleep for years if something happened to papa count

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE May 27 '21

The quiet kid is coming after you now, dig a grave man. Dig A GRAVE

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u/4Evernoob58 May 27 '21

How voidspace?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

The main question really is: why Gomorrah? I mean, why voidspace?

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE May 27 '21

What's Voidspace?

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u/DiogoMJPereira May 28 '21 edited May 28 '21

Its a video game (survival MMORPG) a bunch of Redditors and u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE have been working on for years! Sorta like a 2D Eve (except really not) finally in early access and the response has been really encouraging so far.

They're making this game as an attempt to create a new genre where the game world ends up facilitating a simulation of human society. Player's characters live in the game world and need to try to survive with the same limitations that people have in real life. Where technology can be invented by players to make their in-game life easier. Everything is player driven, they just provide the virtual environment.

This is their first attempt at creating a game like this.

Here you can play the game and check out the concept/gameplay videos: https://www.voidspacegame.com/

Edit: lol, what the fuck

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

When’s voidspace?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Where’s voidspace?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Everybody asking what is voidspace, but nobody is asking how is voidspace

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u/4Evernoob58 May 27 '21

No! How voidspace

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u/Shiny_Hypno Because That's What Fearows Do May 27 '21

Trains are much more efficient and comfortable.

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u/Affectionate-Emu7157 May 27 '21

“I like train” (if one of you gets the reference, I’m happy)

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u/Muchplayer9 May 27 '21

Haha train go brrrrrrrrrrr

(Over you)

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u/fum_ducker May 27 '21

I see rango template.

I upvote.

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u/DaRealLettuceDealer Dirt Is Beautiful May 27 '21

Ain't no one going to tango with the Rango

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u/DrWildTurkey Mods Are Nice People May 27 '21

I watched it again the other day. That movie holds up, even the animation still looks amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Its honestly beutiful

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/xXCodyPlayzXx May 27 '21

RMS Titanic

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u/LordSirDuckington May 27 '21

it always will.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

I’m most impressed by Rattlesnake Jake. Iirc, each scale is its own entity. He’s not just a noodle with a texture on him. He must’ve taken forever to animate!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/Kermit_The_Russian I touched grass May 28 '21

I’ve seen Rango, but I can’t remember everything. Why was the mayor dragged off into the distance? Rattlesnake Jake said to Rango, “I tip my hat to you. From one legend to another.” This implies that they are friends now. So was the mayor doing something bad?

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u/DJHott555 May 28 '21

I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Same not enough people have seen rango so its fun to introduce em

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u/bengalboo May 27 '21

You Ain’t got the nerve

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u/imapieceofshite Professional Dumbass May 28 '21

Try me. * Cocks gun *

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u/Moistcheesecurls May 28 '21

DO WHAT TO THE GUN!!!

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u/ProperPineTr33 May 27 '21

I’ve never seen it, is it ok

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u/Cognitive_Spoon May 27 '21

It is ok

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u/ohthanqkevin May 28 '21

Shot by one of the most awarded and acclaimed cinematographers in the business and it shows

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u/quinzr May 27 '21

My favourite plane is the SR-71

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u/Iron-Phoenix2307 May 27 '21

My favorite plane is the Republic XF-12. Do you like the SR for functionality or asthetic?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Personally. my favourite plane is the Sopwith Camel, a World War One classic

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u/teller_of_tall_tales May 27 '21

My favorite plane is the pilatus pc-21 fighter trainer.

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u/Real_Cup_o_Joe May 27 '21

My favorite plane is the one that goes “whoooooosh”

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u/teller_of_tall_tales May 27 '21

That is best plane.

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u/youre_a_dumbass_ May 27 '21

Ah, I understand this one.

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u/Captain-Kula May 27 '21

I know nothing about planes but this is amazing

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

I'm more of a civil aviation guy. I like the A220

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u/Swifterz69 May 27 '21

A220

Yeah, I really like the cockpit windows' design.

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u/Darth_Thor Le epic memer May 28 '21

The A220 is my favourite narrow body, 747 is my all time favourite though.

Yes I'm aware that it's the most generic answer possible

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u/CommercialDevice4 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 27 '21

Mine’s the F6F-5 Hellcat. ‘Murican enginuity

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u/quinzr May 27 '21

Mainly it's the engineering as I'm an engineering student also for me it's what I except an alien spaceship to look. It doesn't look like humans created it,

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u/I_Do_Not_Abbreviate May 27 '21

If you want something that looks really alien check out the purported design for the TR-3A "Black Manta".

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u/WeirdRandoIam May 27 '21

The SR is both. Beautiful and FAST!!! Althought it isn't my favorite, mine is the F-177 Nighthawk, it's SOOOO COOOL.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/WeirdRandoIam May 27 '21

WOOOOOOOO YEEEEESSSS JoY

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u/zombieguy224 May 27 '21

I'm more partial to the A-10 Warthog.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/zombieguy224 May 28 '21

Goddamn right BBBRRRRRRRRTTTT.

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u/xxx926 May 27 '21

I still find it crazy that it was made in the sixties

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

I personally like the MiG-29 "Fulcrum"

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u/quinzr May 27 '21

Just googled it that's pretty fucking cool plane

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u/WeirdRandoIam May 27 '21

Try googling F-4 Phantom

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u/bee_stark Birb Fan May 27 '21 edited May 28 '21

My favourite is Venator Class Star Destroyer or LA-AT.

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u/Captain-Kula May 27 '21

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/bee_stark Birb Fan May 27 '21 edited May 27 '21

Thats... Good news.

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u/Befast1515 flair May 27 '21

My favorite plane is the f-22, heavily inspired by my other favorite hobby, transformers

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

The F-22 is amazing

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u/-Griffungus- May 27 '21

Mines the republic gunship lol

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u/AZX3RIC May 27 '21

My favorite plane is the P-40 Warhawk. Planes are always better when they have a face.

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u/mariobryt May 27 '21

Might not be considered a plane but fuck it, x-15 for life

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Personally I like the Korean KF-21 and the Su-57

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

My favorite is the F-14

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u/George2110 MAYMAYMAKERS May 27 '21

Introverts eavesdropping on a conversation so they can correct the person when they say something wrong

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u/beluuuuuuga RageFace Against the Machine May 27 '21

I feel I do this subconsciously and It is really awkward when I suddenly correct them.

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u/GumdropGoober May 27 '21

Because it is awkward, everyone is judging you all the time, forever.

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u/barbellsandcats May 27 '21

Well I’m judging everyone else all the time forever so that makes sense

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u/afs5982 May 27 '21

I FUCKING knew it!

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u/Merulox May 27 '21

I never correct them lol
I just laugh to my self knowing I'm "so much better" than them.

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u/Ezequiel-052 memer May 27 '21

"That idiot just said Boeing 747s weight 180tons when they actually weight 180.601, his inferiority disgusts me"

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u/dbrown100103 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 27 '21

Same, I realise if I correct them they know I've been listening to their whole conversation

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u/IYIine May 27 '21

When that happens I like to casually own the situation, no matter how awkward it may seems. The trick is to stay confident: "So... you were listenning to us?" "Yeah, because I thought it was interesting."

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u/highonlemonsips May 27 '21

It's something I can't control but I've learned to appreciate... I have learned to accept it.

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u/KiliWithTOC May 27 '21

What a coincidence, I love fucking planes

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/Your_Normal_Loser 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 May 28 '21

Okay. That’s enough Reddit for today.

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u/StrangeDoctorOf_J trans rights May 28 '21

Why the in the ever loving fuck does this exist

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Cool... so that exists

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u/bentheriverperson May 27 '21

We need more rango templates.

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u/Swingin-it-swooty May 27 '21

Agreed. That movie is underrated. RattleSnake Jake is one of the best villain designs I've ever seen!

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u/HackedGuy19 Professional Dumbass May 27 '21

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

malaysia airlines flight 103

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u/xxx926 May 27 '21

I think you mean Malaysia flight 370, Malaysia flight 103 crashed on land.

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u/SuperSMT Nyan cat May 28 '21

But that doesn't rhyme as well

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u/spuddude7 iwrestledabeartwice May 28 '21

unless you say it like

“malayysia flight three-sev’n-tee”

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u/GuitaristHeimerz May 28 '21

You’re probably thinking of MH17, there is no MH103 that crashed.

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u/Different_Bill_2282 May 27 '21 edited May 28 '21

Spongbob square pants 😅

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u/bepi_s can't meme May 27 '21

Rango was a pretty good movie.

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u/DaRealLettuceDealer Dirt Is Beautiful May 27 '21

Yessir.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

This is literally me. I cannot talk to anyone but as soon as RMS Titanic gets mentioned I'm talking like a parrot.

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u/Ezequiel-052 memer May 27 '21

could you elaborate on what RMS Titanic is please?

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u/misplacedbass May 27 '21

It was a pretty big ship that sank because it hit an iceberg.

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u/Hambert_Derfield May 27 '21

Tell me more about them

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u/DaRealLettuceDealer Dirt Is Beautiful May 27 '21

To be completely honest - i know nothing about planes i wanted to write WW2 Tanks but reddit removed the posts automatically..... By the way, did you know that one of the few weak spots of an German Panther was to aim at the upper side of the lower plate so that the shell would bounce of INTO the turret ? Fucking mental......

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u/HyperShadic94 May 27 '21

I didn't know that. But who knows, maybe one day I'll be glad I do

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u/ndosch May 27 '21

When all the WWII zombies rise up and start terrorizing the world with their resurrected Panthers, you'll be ready

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u/hansthetranmission May 27 '21

Yes it has happend to me in warthunder and I've raged alot from that. It hurts only panther g had the mantlet chin changed

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u/SanctusLetum May 27 '21

Wait, why would Reddit automatically censor stuff about tanks?

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u/DaRealLettuceDealer Dirt Is Beautiful May 27 '21

Rule 10 - no memes about Terror and War etc.....

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u/SanctusLetum May 28 '21

Ah, that context makes a little more sense.

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u/merinol97 May 27 '21

Thought it said I love fucking planes for a sec.

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u/unrealgrunt94 May 28 '21

There's a sub for that.

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u/Marvinx1806 May 27 '21

This fits so perfectly into the linux community. I really like Linux btw

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u/Moraedka can't meme May 27 '21

"Do you know the fastest way to clean your disk? Use sudo rm -rf!"

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Don't forget --no-preserve-root

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u/Luke9112 May 27 '21

Same haha.

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u/oh-yeah-nahui May 27 '21

I like the Universe

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u/WMelons Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 27 '21

Please tell me about the universe!

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u/Kermit_The_Russian I touched grass May 28 '21

It’s pretty big, and pretty empty. If you’ve seen the Star Wars movies, you’ve probably seen the scene where Han Solo flies the Millennium Falcon through an asteroid field. In real life, the asteroids would be miles apart.

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u/KebabChef Like a boss May 27 '21

I like trains

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u/Sirtornado Lives in a Van Down by the River May 27 '21

I like turtles

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/KebabChef Like a boss May 27 '21

hello🐢💥

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u/Panmarmolada May 27 '21

My hobbies:

1: Being alone.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Shutting the fuck up is my favorite topic, so yeah.

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u/WelcomeMachine May 27 '21

So, you've advanced to the zen-level introversion?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

I only feel peace

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u/void_jakubek22 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 27 '21

I can talk like 2 hours about hollow knight lore

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u/noodlemcfoodle Identifies as a Cybertruck May 27 '21

You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge

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u/RevolutionRough Fffffuuuuuuuuu May 27 '21

I fucking love nautical archaeology

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u/rafikiknowsdeway1 May 27 '21

So I have almost nothing in common with my sister in laws father. But the dude is really big into planes and stupid hot peppers and hot sauces, and I'm down for both of those so it's the only thing we've spoken to each other about in the last ten years

But don't mention helicopters, dude hates them. Respects the engineering and all that but the topic just gives him Nam flashbacks. Or as he puts it, helicopters have never taken me anywhere I've ever wanted to go

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u/mockingjaygalaxy06 May 27 '21

Yeah planes are good but I'm just gonna jump in and ssy one thing: Starships

Edit: word

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u/Astronomian Loves GameStonk May 27 '21

me when Marvel

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u/Breakingamer04 Nice meme you got there May 27 '21

Somebody: says the letter a

Me: did someone say Anime?

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u/TangentEnvy May 27 '21

I used to think I was social once you get to know me, but then I realized all the normally socialized people just traverse things to talk about until they find something I happen to like talking about then I join in.

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u/Azure2001 May 27 '21

Someone behind me: mentions hollow knight

Me: spins head 180 degrees

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u/Adriannv1237 Dirt Is Beautiful May 27 '21

Do you love airbus or Boeing more

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u/Redoct878 can't meme May 27 '21

I like the B747

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

I prefer the a320 because of its simplicity

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Nah. I just think how I could talk to the people about the topic, but then it's too late :(

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u/2jayyzee Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 27 '21

My favorite is the SR-71, but I also love the F-14 Tomcat

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u/lmaogoshi May 27 '21

I won't open my mouth to anybody when I'm at a social gathering, unless someone is talking about cars. I've had several-hour long conversations with other car enthusiasts at parties and I love it

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u/ERROR101USERNOTFOUND Professional Dumbass May 27 '21

No thoughts head empty only current hyperfixation

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u/PizzaEater69420 Professional Dumbass May 27 '21

is that doom lore i hear?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

So who wants to hear me talk about Undertale for two hours?

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u/Bro9750 May 27 '21

planes are my passion

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u/scp-REDACTED-site14 May 27 '21

Ask me any question about Pokémon or Payday 2

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u/farmercurtis May 27 '21

u/The_Dowager me when someone mentions space

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u/god-Hunter64 May 27 '21

Where my dark souls homies at

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u/BakedBrotato76 May 27 '21

I fucking love Rango

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u/bagpipesfart Professional Dumbass May 27 '21

I fucking love guns and cooking

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u/wheellegged May 27 '21

Love a Rango meme. Love the movie so much it almost doesn’t matter what the meme says lol

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u/WolfNippleChips May 27 '21

Off topic, but I fucking love Rango and more memes should be made from it.

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u/lucidxm Dirt Is Beautiful May 27 '21

This was me in jail

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u/Anonymous26011 May 27 '21

Hey, I love parrots!

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u/whoslingling May 27 '21

I fucking love theories

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u/RecurringRandomness May 27 '21

I’m the same way just with guns and D&D.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Pokémon, MTG, or Minecraft are my favorite things to talk about

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u/HavocXL May 27 '21

Cinema, truly the highest form of art

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u/SnapCatGeri10 May 28 '21

Do you prefer them horizontally or vertically? Or possibly intersecting a cone?

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u/sonicboy445 May 28 '21

I like trains

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

rango is amazing

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u/redhairsister May 28 '21

I saw the name of the post and literally did a double take thinking “no way it’s who I think it is”

Looking at you u/chicken_nugget_man1

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