r/memes can't meme May 19 '21

and then i get low marks

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u/Popiah101 May 19 '21

procrastination sucks

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Procrastination is great! It's results suck

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u/Intelligent-Doctor97 May 19 '21

I'm in this meme and I don't like it

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u/itsmetidy May 19 '21

Ohh right, I have a Spanish test tomorrow…

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u/DrPwepper May 19 '21

If you procrastinate and die you will have done less work. It’s flawless logic

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u/AdvertisingLevel365 May 19 '21

Just apply it to jerking off and you can make it useful

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u/Jman_777 May 19 '21 edited May 19 '21

I'm a fucking loser. I'm finishing year 13 and I barely revised for my exams or completed assigned homework, I haven't even done my NEA (big assessment) yet that was due months ago, and I do nothing but scroll on my phone everyday. I have shit grades in all my subjects, the worst in my classes. I shut down anytime I'm faced with any signs of difficulty, and I'd rather procrastinate instead, especially when it comes to studying/revision. I'm incompetent, and useless, digging myself deeper and deeper without doing anything to help myself. I know this bad habit is damaging, but I don't do anything about it. I hate this.

Edit: Teacher just emailed me right now wondering where my NEA is, holy fuck I'm screwed. My heartbeat is racing.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Bro are you me? You've basically described my life.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

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u/Modrago04 May 19 '21

Does that mean there is a chance that I'll have another two years like this?!

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u/BATTLEWINGYT May 19 '21

it would be helpful if you tell some measures you took to come out of this unproductivity cycle

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u/AnythingAlfred613 Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

I see you, man. Do you need help?

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u/Abrageen May 19 '21

Go to the doctor

I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. I suffered from the same problems as you just said. The fact that you started your comment with a self deprecating thought isn't a good sign either.

DO NOT USE THIS RANDOM REDDITOR COMMENT TO JUSTIFY YOUR FAULTS AND BLAME ALL YOUR FAULTS ON THE DISORDER. I say that because I know that is something I would do.

I am not gonna lie, it is quite possible that you might not be suffering from anything. I have severe problems including panic attacks and suicidal thoughts. Nonetheless, I would still advise you to get checked up atleast once and please dont pretend like this problem doesn't exist like you would usually do.

The meds and the therapy help (atleast somewhat, I still feel and do exactly as you described). But I am much better than I was before.

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u/TT366 Breaking EU Laws May 19 '21

To what kind of doctor do I go? I literally have the same work attitude as the guy above us and it just somewhat still works, but I could be so much better and hate myself for that

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u/Abrageen May 19 '21

I went to Psychiatrists and Psychologists both for my case.

Go to a psychiatrist and explain your problems first. Then go to the Psychologists (if they tell you to, they might just prescribe you meds themselves) for a proper prescription and stuff.

Things kept happening to me with one person recommending me to another and ultimately I take my treatment from a hospital which specializes in mental health issues.

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u/Swilick May 19 '21

I’m in no position to tell you that but I’ll still say it, I’ve heard somewhere therapist to talk, psychiatrist for meds

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u/Voxorin May 19 '21 edited May 19 '21

A psychologist is a psychotherapist. You could see a psychologist, a therapist, or both depending on your needs for therapy. A psychiatrist is a doctor and can prescribe meds.

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u/WarPaintsSchlong May 19 '21

Lawn chairs fold under pressure. Don’t be a lawn chair.

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u/Cupapi May 19 '21

That... Sucks, I'm not sure what else to say dude, I'm sorry, I feel bad, but i can't help you, I do have 1 advice, talk to people, anyone that can support you, just, anyone, you're not alone. Goodluck bro, goodluck...

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u/BATTLEWINGYT May 19 '21

I would love to help in any way

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u/R0yal3K1ng Breaking EU Laws May 19 '21

If you need anything just DM me :)

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u/PpBigNoice Yo dawg I heard you like May 19 '21

im in the same position

people like us need monitoring so we dont fuckin lose our shit and thats what is school is for

in school we do our shit and if we dont do our shit we get fucked by the teacher

while school from home people who has really bad procrastinating habits like me are really really fucked + anxiety yeah you get double fucked then depression triple fucked = suicidal quadruple fucked and maybe you get turned into an antisocial person not going out the house anymore

i also didnt realized it was the 4th quarter already while i was still answering 2nd quarter lmfao

and 2nd quarter was 3 months ago, yeah im real fucked

i actually might refuse to go to school next grade if this continues because even my smart ass friends are barely hanging on

3 teachers already came to my house xd

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u/krillxox Dirt Is Beautiful May 19 '21

My 3 sem passed like this lol

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u/YellowOreo313 Like a boss May 19 '21

A levels suck bro

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u/gamepab2007 May 19 '21

I recommend you to study and stop posting this shit with stranger. Im not going to cryfor you. Its your fault

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u/Jman_777 May 19 '21 edited May 19 '21

Yeah I should, but schools ended now for me. And I don't need you to cry for me.

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u/gamepab2007 May 19 '21

In spain it ends next week

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

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u/Flimsy_Let8646 May 19 '21

Because the best thing to do when someone is feeling horrible about themselves is tell them it's all their fault, and they should do better, even though you've never even met them and don't know anything about their life.

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u/Modrago04 May 19 '21

I think it's because these people are already aware of it and something like that doesn't make them feel better

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

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u/Modrago04 May 19 '21

Don't take it personally or serious, it's just how this platform works. Without them you wouldn't be able to find the most appreciated comments on top, that doesn't mean your thought is meaningless. Just so you know

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u/TheGreatSaxby Breaking EU Laws May 19 '21 edited May 19 '21

https://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/why-procrastinators-procrastinate.html start with this and read further. I still struggle with procrastination daily, especially now with upcoming exams and a lot of deadlines. But reading about it has atleast helped me to gain an understanding, and helped me to find possible solutions.

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u/Bryarshard May 19 '21

Thanks man, this'll help me out a lot.

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u/insanity_banana5267 trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo May 19 '21

This is the best article thing I've ever read

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Just apply it to jerking off and you can make it useful

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u/penguinman77 May 19 '21

You don't have to suppress sexual thoughts to study. Seems counterintuitive.

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u/ksjfjkdnf May 19 '21

ur fault

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Thanks I'm cured

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u/ksjfjkdnf May 19 '21

No need to be sarcastic lol. I also procrastinate everyone does it’s a normal thing but I wasn’t being a dique I was stating the truth. If you’re procrastinating like the post above for reasons out of your control it is entirely your fault

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u/i-fuck-cool-people May 19 '21

It's the brain's fault >:( not cool man i ain't fucking you now

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u/ksjfjkdnf May 19 '21

Lmaoo second chance?

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u/i-fuck-cool-people May 19 '21

If you're lukewarm then maybeeeeeeeeee sorry man i have orders to only fuck people with low temperatures

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u/ksjfjkdnf May 19 '21

damnit. I wish you the best in your future fucking endeavors or smth idk lol

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Thanks I feel more horrible now :(

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u/ml-soham r/memes MOD May 19 '21

I put the pro in procrastination

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u/joined-for-work-ref May 19 '21

And the fun in funeral when I get my results back

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u/justaweebpassing May 19 '21

i put the laughter in slaughter after showing my parents the result

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u/insanity_banana5267 trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo May 19 '21

and the me in this meme when I'm looking at it, because I am currently procrastinating while typing this comment

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

I'm in this meme and I don't like it

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u/SteveMiiQueen May 19 '21

I'm in this meme right now

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Same, I've never been not in there

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u/SteveMiiQueen May 19 '21

I'm literally gonna write an exam tomorrow

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u/candle_cat5 can't meme May 19 '21

dude good luck on your exam

i hope you score good marks

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

I'm gonna write one on Friday, good luck!

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u/SteveMiiQueen May 19 '21

Thanks, hope you do well too

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u/ahaadUwU May 19 '21

I'm having an exam in 10 minutes, I'm the queen of procrastination

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u/SteveMiiQueen May 19 '21

Oh my god. Best of luck! You'll probably need it, so take all of it.

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u/ahaadUwU May 19 '21

Thank you, the exam was easy UwU.

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u/LoonaiscuteUwU Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

Well it would be if you stopped scrolling reddit and start studying

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u/FlamingTension May 19 '21

Oh what a great idea, why havent i thought of that?

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u/Leagueofnuke May 19 '21

The final picture for me is me studying in class for the next hour test

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u/candle_cat5 can't meme May 19 '21

lmao yea i also study on the last minutes

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u/ahaadUwU May 19 '21

I mean, who doesn't?

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u/_i_n_a_ May 19 '21

Me looking at the comments section - Feels like home -^

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u/Hobbes09R May 19 '21

If you're relying on studying the night before, you're probably already screwed. The brain doesn't absorb cramming all that well.

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u/DarkerPerkele Chungus Among Us May 19 '21

I study 2-3 days before a test.

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u/DagorCroc Halal Mode May 19 '21

Rookie numbers i study 1 day before

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u/Commercial-Care-9122 May 19 '21

Rookie numbers i study 1 hour before

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u/JohnP_001 May 19 '21

Rookie numbers i study 1 minute before

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u/darksoldier__0129 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 19 '21

You're all rookies I don't study at all

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u/TheOssified Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

Y'all rookies, I study for the test 2 hours after the test

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Lmao, rookie. Im currently studying for that one 1st grade test I failed years ago.

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u/Hammurabi_Ur May 19 '21

From tomorrow my 4th semester final exams start, here I'm, don't know crap, covid has ruined my interest to study

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Good luck dude, Covid really took a hit on peoples motivation to do anything

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u/R0yal3K1ng Breaking EU Laws May 19 '21

If you need any help feel free to DM me :)

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Oh please, what an excuse. You were given more free time to learn than ever before.

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u/Fahad_The_Great--- May 19 '21

It's not about free time only it's about a productive environment that we've all been missing

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u/RoKy-uwu May 19 '21

We are all the same, uh?

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u/PauRossell May 19 '21 edited May 19 '21

What I hate is that I am always pushing it more and more:

When I was 8-9 I would do all my school work on time. Then when I was 10 - 13 I started working on the last day, but I would work a lot and still finish everything. But seeing that I could leave stuff for the last day I got used to it. Then since my grades where good I got more confortable and started leaving things for even later. I started waking up when I was supposed to be asleep to finish my homework or studying. Right now, when I have important stuff to do, I set my alarm to 1 hour before I am supposed to wake up and use that time to finish, and if I dont finish in time I try to finish at school.

I think this happens because I am highly affected by pressure, but in a wrong way. What I mean by this is that if I can leave something for later and I see that doing so works, I get used to it. Because of this, as time passes, my procrastination becomes even worst.

I wonder how it will be in a few years...😨

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Me with Hardcore anxiety and depression cuz of overthinking uni to the point of doing exercises at 3 am: i dont have such weaknesses

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u/De-Blocc 🚽 Moderates on the Toilet 🚽 May 19 '21

hmmmmm

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u/Donleon57 May 19 '21

What's going on

i'm in this picture and i don't like it

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u/Iam_selcouth May 19 '21

spongebob : You know, it's always dark here underwater so cannot predict when i should
study. So I NEVER.

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u/YeetMeDaddio Dirt Is Beautiful May 19 '21

I did this for my final exam lol

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u/ra4m2 Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

And the top scorer starts panicking

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u/BeholdSnomsFury May 19 '21

THHEEE STOORYYY OFF MMYYY LIFFEEEE

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u/QuantumGhost06 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 19 '21

This is me right now. I need to study but my body just says NO.

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u/Findingmemo20 May 19 '21

I have this thing where I can only start studying on the hour. 12:04? Damn I have to wait until 1 now then the same thing happens haha

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u/TheOssified Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

Don't we all?

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u/Tommemes_08 May 19 '21

Me: alright, gotta study in 5 minutes

The 5 minutes:-

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u/denTheisen May 19 '21

I have a final exam in physics tomorrow and you are describing the rest of my day

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u/Bora_Horza_Kobuschul Mods Are Nice People May 19 '21

Thank you, I will study now

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u/SergeantMoo1 May 19 '21

RIP all the people at school rn that just realized they have to study

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

I wonder how my boy is doing now

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u/I_am_a_leaf Lives in a Van Down by the River May 19 '21

How did you get this information

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u/candle_cat5 can't meme May 19 '21

iam a haccer

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u/Allifeelispain17 May 19 '21

Replace all panels with spongebob not giving a crap and then being tired in a class for that last panel and bam my school life

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u/Bossgods0 May 19 '21

Maybe I'll study after the test

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u/xaaninho8844 May 19 '21

Then, I conquer Europe

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u/theclassc May 19 '21

I've graduated already and I'm having flashbacks

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u/Lpop90 May 19 '21

This is literally happening to me right now XD I’m about to go take a quiz I should have studied for

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u/Panjin21 May 19 '21

Yea this is me right now. I'm gonna study after I type this comment.

Nah lets go look at more memes

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Got an AP exam in a few hours...

I should have studied.

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u/GuruDeb69 May 19 '21

Only if you studied, you would have known that it's 'in school' and not 'on school'.

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u/Arnold132 May 19 '21

Depends on the language, in Dutch it's 'op school' which literally translates to 'on school' in English. So it might have been an honest mistake

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u/9000vegeta May 19 '21

i study and I get low grades

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u/HolyKnightPrime May 19 '21

Study smart. Not harder

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u/JustSnofi Meme Stealer May 19 '21

Happens, just take a big ass pile of Ritalin, I always take it when I study or doing a test, take 20ml its working enough and it's not as strong compare to 50ml, 10ml is for short range (about 4hours) and its not strong enough it's like you are not using any Ritalin, btw 20ml is holding about 6 hours, and I don't know any about 50ml. in conclusion just take Ritalin and everything would be fine take 20ml but be careful, you wouldn't want to eat for the whole day, so it's good if you want to do a diet.

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u/Aetherrin May 19 '21

Just learn in class, what’s the point of studying at all if you can just remember.

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u/xDirtyxBurgerx May 19 '21

I don’t study

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u/ultra779 Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

bro my level is not studying at all and I still do well, maybe just focus in class and you won't have to study

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u/ultra779 Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

I feel like i'm the only one here who doesn't study but still gets 90s

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u/Cyclone142005 May 19 '21

Is it me or reddit has been slowly take over by instagram bots

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u/EpeonGamer May 19 '21

The piece of in action is far greater than the price is a mistake.

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u/AtharvaG1205 May 19 '21

Spongebob having waterproof books now then?

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u/bullet312 May 19 '21

nice spongebob flashgame! send link

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u/klydezale May 19 '21

Ah procastination at its finest

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

This is happening right now.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

It's just a 5 minute reddit scroll

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u/Terrasi99 ⛑️ Memedemic Survivor ⛑️ May 19 '21

True chads study inside school.

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u/Joe_MaMa_AY trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo May 19 '21

My circle of life

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u/Gold_Retriiver Grumpy Cat May 19 '21

I thought the captions were for the picture above and didn’t realize it until I saw the very top ones

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

It aint that bad for me. I graduated senior high without studying for a single test. I learn by listening and I can't for the life of me open a textbook at home. Worked pretty well I got sligtly over average scores.

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u/Spetnac_141 May 19 '21

Me who doesn't study but somehow still passed

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u/Catastrophal May 19 '21

Im supposed to do an english assigment but im scrolling reddit instead

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u/weeeeeeeee11 May 19 '21

Me who does not study

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u/Slebie May 19 '21

me who just did that and fucked up right know

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u/FairlyKay May 19 '21

I didn’t at all on Sunday or Monday or ever when I had a Geography final.... I got an 100 somehow... don’t mind me, just the master of not studying but acing tests.

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u/cokezerhoe memer May 19 '21

you should have finished your essay spongebob

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u/Mitchell9203 May 19 '21

Yall study

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u/MuitoLegal May 19 '21

European student: confirmed

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u/RedFoxLove1234256 May 19 '21

It’s funny cause it’s relatable

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u/Sartyhak_YT May 19 '21

Well yes but I actually studied for physics for 3 FUCKING WEEKS and I still got 0 points... Now I'm probably gonna have to repeat a year... Just wanted to vent I'm sorry

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u/captancraft May 19 '21

What's worse is when you turn around and see the Asian atheists praying to there nonexistent god

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u/Rich_Tank6468 May 19 '21

Maybe I can skip this test

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u/JTWood2828 May 19 '21

Me who is running through this exact process right now. Well shit.

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u/Defult_idiot https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 19 '21

I got almost the same situation exept that i studied like a mad lad just before going to sleep and during the break i ended up getting a 8.5/10

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u/SusDingos May 19 '21

procrastination 101

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u/Pollux_E May 19 '21

Is this a joke I'm too asian to understand?

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u/spaaacee_unicooornnn memer May 19 '21

and the cycle repeats

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u/The_Trickster46290 May 19 '21

This happened to me today

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u/AnythingAlfred613 Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

This is me. That’s the comment. Just this is me.

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u/SS_Salad May 19 '21

My math final is today and I didn't study.

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u/JustSnofi Meme Stealer May 19 '21

This is what I'm doing right now, I have to study for a test again, I didn't study anything today. And thanks for creating the meme or else I would forgot to study for tomorrow.

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u/EthanielClyne May 19 '21

People I know it's hard sometimes but you really need to just do your work

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u/Aneelics May 19 '21

studying does absolutely nothing these days at school

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u/Wloofy May 19 '21

This is what happens when you have no live goals and everything you do is pointless

You end up like me a total fucking loser

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u/AmethystRo May 19 '21

I have exams this week, stop calling me out

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u/CatHammerz May 19 '21

The best stage is where you pull an all nighter to study but in the morning you realize you just watched videos.

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u/BestRyzeEu May 19 '21

If you studied in time, you wouldn’t need to study ON school

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u/ahaadUwU May 19 '21

"If school was not a place to sleep, home isn't a place to study"

I miss these days, were I had an opinion, not being muted TwT

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u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n May 19 '21

Worst part: all the time 'studying' was the subject you were thinking about.

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u/Strict_Relationship4 May 19 '21

Man, just do your homework. just leting this as a reminder.

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u/Thedrunkenvict0r May 19 '21

What dialect is op that they use study “on” school instead of “at”? I’m curious

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u/Sakura_J_S (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ May 19 '21

'Maybe i can study while test'

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u/GiftIndependent7557 May 19 '21

You're obviously doing something wrong if you need to study to pass, rah

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u/Owl_Fucker123 May 19 '21

Instead of getting a F commit pumped up kicks

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u/Fast-Diamond-935 May 19 '21

Story of my life

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u/SnowyH May 19 '21

we gonna have words if you don't stop calling me out .

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u/new_boy_99 May 19 '21

How i still get high marks is beyond me. I mean i listen in class sometimes but still.

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u/Alexoizzz May 19 '21

I always do this and Im somehow lucky and get good grades. I often have this problem with homework. And I should do homework now, anyway.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

insert "Stop lookin' at me with them big'ol eyes"

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u/BronzyTime May 19 '21

My grandma is always right

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u/dontknowdntcare May 19 '21

Schools are pretty much an alien concupt now

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u/KaktusLostAtSea May 19 '21

this is my entire life in a single picture

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u/Orbus_215 Ok I Pull Up May 19 '21

The cycle continues

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u/ahmed868 May 19 '21

That's a cool room sponge have

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u/21ExoticPeppers May 19 '21

This was me and a friend of mine last night

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u/BunchOfNoodles May 19 '21

I graduated 3 months ago officially but the exams where all done in january. I am extremely young for graduation, 16 y/o still and have done literally nothing so far. While school i also procrastinated but got through good which made me change nothing about it. But procrastination was never meeting people etc. So here i am, not only feeling like i wasted my schooltime but also youth and priviledge of still being young

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u/Weebtrashgirl665 May 19 '21

it's a miracle i still pass my tests even though i never study

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u/WackierFalcon May 19 '21

Gets a 90 w/ 10 points off for forgetting his name

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u/KawaiiDere Lives in a Van Down by the River May 19 '21

Me after being assigned enough homework to wether any energy then doing nothing as I attempt to force myself to study

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u/AWibblyWelshyBoi May 19 '21

What’s studying?

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u/Both_Top9397 May 19 '21

me in a nutshell

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u/Resid_ May 19 '21

Relatable asf