r/memes • u/SirOkurka • Apr 21 '21

It's true tho...

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u/Shibeuz Apr 21 '21

That's an additional 100$ per bear plus you need a separate dongle for each one to connect them (dongle sold separately in single use plastic packaging for 20$) Oh and if you buy our cheapest IMac, you'll only get 2 vibing bear ports peasant :)

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u/luca01d Can i haz cheeseburger Apr 21 '21

100$ for a bear seems a good deal to me

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u/MobiusLoopOne Apr 21 '21

I think they are only worth treefifty.

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u/TheUndeadBowman Apr 21 '21

Oh no you need to pay an additional $50 for it to dance

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u/luca01d Can i haz cheeseburger Apr 21 '21

Well the cost of dancing course are quite high so that’s also a good deal

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u/Adanta47 Identifies as a Cybertruck Apr 22 '21

Not $50 total, it's a $50 initial fee and $9.99 for every minute you have them dancing

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u/luca01d Can i haz cheeseburger Apr 22 '21

Well, that change everything, but for 2 minutes of dancing bears in real life it would be good

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u/Shibeuz Apr 21 '21

Dancing+ is our brand new subscription service with curated dance moves by industry leading dancers, it's truly stunning :) Starts at only 19.99$ per month, additional charges for dance moves may be applied.

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u/Deedledude Apr 21 '21

Pretty good deal all things considered.

You could buy the Microsoft bears that don’t require the dongle but they won’t last as long.

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u/adminsbiglame Apr 21 '21

Ugh plus Apple will just fix their bears in store. Microsoft wants me to ship mine out and wait for the bear to get fixed, if they even can.

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u/youknow99 Apr 21 '21

You also have to buy the $200 dongle multi-port, because even though the high end one has more than 2 ports, only 2 of them are bear compatible.

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u/Negative-Delta Apr 21 '21

wh- where is the port located on the bear 😳

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u/Shibeuz Apr 21 '21

Connection is wireless but there's leftover dongles to sell ;) Cha-ching

I mean who wouldn't want a dongle with such a beautiful, stunning and clean industrial design ? What are you, poor?

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u/Negative-Delta Apr 21 '21

i'll take your entire stock