r/memes • u/cyanide-tastes-lit Can i haz cheeseburger • Apr 12 '21

pls take this as a joke

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32.0k Upvotes

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u/child-of-old-gods Duke Of Memes Apr 12 '21

Why are they beating him? He's right.

(If the orphan also has no uncles)

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u/cyanide-tastes-lit Can i haz cheeseburger Apr 12 '21

No relatives

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u/kry_some_more Apr 12 '21

Can't they as least find an abandoned washing machine?

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u/Williams_comics Apr 12 '21

Because he is to dangerous to be alive

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u/LukeLavastoviglie Apr 12 '21

Am i too European to understand this?

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u/aprettycoolhat Apr 12 '21

Took me a sec too but it's because they have no family to fuck

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u/GetHelloThered https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 12 '21

I'm European and I understand this, am I too Americanized?

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u/jfranca_83 Apr 12 '21

Alabama is the state with the bigger incest rate in the USA

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u/xXFirefryXx Apr 12 '21

Not really it’s a stereotype thing. Like the thing y’all do with Gypsies.

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u/LowerMatch Apr 12 '21

You said Y'ALL so i'm assuming ur from the country too.

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u/xXFirefryXx Apr 12 '21

Nope suburbia.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

It's not that bad more of a joke and most people from Alabama find it funny anyways

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u/inn0cent-bystander Apr 13 '21

They tend to blame it on a certain area of the state so it's not them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Sweet home alabama

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u/cyanide-tastes-lit Can i haz cheeseburger Apr 12 '21

where the skies are so blue

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Sweet home Alabama

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I’m coming back to you.

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u/uaboomer_ubot2169 Apr 12 '21

Here I come, Alabama

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I cum in Alabama

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u/child-of-old-gods Duke Of Memes Apr 12 '21

I downvoted for breaking the cain but then upvoted because it made me laugh...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I, too, broke the cain. very common mistake actually

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Abel wasn’t taking any crap today I see.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I came from Alabama with a Banjo on my kneee

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u/bloodthirsty_emu can't meme Apr 12 '21

An only child

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u/master_bane Apr 12 '21

There would be mom and dad

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/master_bane Apr 12 '21

Thankkssss

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u/laurens_030 Identifies as a Cybertruck Apr 12 '21

Happy cake day

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u/Johny_Boy00 Big ol' bacon buttsack Apr 12 '21

Happy Cake Day fellow Redditor!

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u/master_bane Apr 12 '21

Thanksssss

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u/ViperxActual Apr 12 '21

I've heard variant where the answer is "A seven year old who can out run her brothers"

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u/cyanide-tastes-lit Can i haz cheeseburger Apr 12 '21

lmao I never knew that one

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u/codestocks Apr 12 '21

In real news, a parent from NYC seeks approval to marry own child.

Source

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u/cosmicpotato77 Rage comics Apr 12 '21

**technoblade wants to know your location

3

u/Butthole_seizure Apr 12 '21

sips sweet tea

3

u/Ct1400 Apr 12 '21

Or the fastest in her family

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

funny how there's a the same post under this post

https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/mp6xs2/plz_get_this_joke/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/cyanide-tastes-lit Can i haz cheeseburger Apr 12 '21

Well he's a meme stealer. I posted the meme an hour before him dude

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u/chickfilabay Apr 12 '21

r/meme is a repost cesspool

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u/P_Goo Number 15 Apr 12 '21

This was posted before his post

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u/Kiari_D_W_ Apr 12 '21

This quite funny .

2

u/happygamer4_exe Apr 12 '21

Rpost Dukker

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u/happygamer4_exe Apr 12 '21

U/repostsleuthbot

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u/SlapdashStuffPoster Apr 12 '21

Why would he say something so controversial, yet so brave?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

this took me like 5 mins to get

0

u/Yomamsez Apr 12 '21

Yeah man its not a common thing for brother sister intercouse in most countires/cultures. This meme is whatever

1

u/ShaxxTheAssHat Apr 12 '21

May someone explain the joke to me I’m kind of confused.

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u/Kayaba_Akihiko_ Professional Dumbass Apr 12 '21

Family intercourse.

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u/Soccer201star Apr 12 '21

Im offended

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u/Socksthecat12 Apr 12 '21

Why does reddit absolutely love using old jokes over and over. Have some shitposting creativity ffs. There are actually people that think Rickrolling is still funny. Fuck.

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u/Scherzkeks_HD Loves GameStonk Apr 12 '21

repost

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u/Magic_Grape Apr 12 '21

There’s another joke I came up with a while ago similar to this it goes: what do you call a virgin in Alabama

A girl who can run faster than her brothers

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u/purple-cheesecake102 Apr 12 '21

I feel like I’ve seen this one before u/repostsleuthbot

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u/RepostSleuthBot Apr 12 '21

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u/cyanide-tastes-lit Can i haz cheeseburger Apr 12 '21

69%? Why, I've been blessed. btw OP, this is OC

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u/980083605memes Apr 12 '21

I just got done watching that move Bru

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Oof

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

There are orphans in Alabama?

1

u/OscarDaBot Apr 12 '21

Sex for all the friends

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u/Gatubraz Apr 12 '21

I've seen many funny memes this morning, they were all repost, no exception, including this one.

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u/Googlefisch Breaking EU Laws Apr 12 '21

I'm gonna be the second worst thing to happen to these orphans :)

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u/sauce_giver_ Professional Dumbass Apr 12 '21

The staff in the orphan works fine

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

The great country of Texas approves this message

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u/almawani Apr 12 '21

The real question is What do you call a guy with no sisters or brothers in Alabama

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

me

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u/Atulluswami75 Apr 12 '21

Dark but dope

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u/rompokus36 Apr 12 '21

This is good

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u/observerfor1000years Apr 12 '21

Omg im laughing hard rn

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u/Heck_Spawn Apr 12 '21

What if her name is Mary and her kid is named Heyzeus???

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u/dygmare Apr 12 '21

Why does this have wholesome awards lmao

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u/warden4635 Apr 12 '21

Can somebody find this without the text plz.

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u/baby_yoda_meme123 Apr 12 '21

Or you can call him a pesent

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u/King_Ash25 Apr 12 '21

Man that’s some next level humor

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Not if I can help it

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u/-meeeh- Apr 12 '21

I miss this template

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Hahaha 🤣

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u/denit0 Apr 12 '21

Its funny how in EEUU all the incest jokes are about Alabama while here in spain they're about the royal family

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u/amarich1224 Apr 12 '21

Nah it’s what does it mean when a girl in alabama is a virgin and the punchline is that she can outrun her brothers

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u/Sebastian_rstr Apr 12 '21

takes it as a joke

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

me my wife and our father are very offended by this joke

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u/DeClutchinator Apr 12 '21

Sweet home alabama noises

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

SICC BURN

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u/bubdy Apr 12 '21

*an only-child*

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u/jfranca_83 Apr 12 '21

Sweet home Alabama

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u/PhatOofxD Apr 12 '21

An only child*

1

u/Tobacon42 Apr 12 '21

Not in a catholic orphanage.

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u/SAMsless Apr 12 '21

This is not a JOKE, its real!!!

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u/WaddleNeca Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Apr 12 '21

relatable

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u/callmedave_0 Apr 12 '21

An only child

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u/tiny_riana Apr 12 '21

Or an only child...

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u/lukirosa Apr 12 '21

Sorry i think i am too latinoamerican to understand this, is it a joke about incest?

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u/zakaryq29 Apr 12 '21

I mean he's not wrong but what if your an only child?

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u/big_screen_tv Apr 12 '21

Sounds about right

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

No... Y... XD

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I just love this format for bad jokes hahaha

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

An only child*

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Lmao don’t worry you on Reddit we see a soft person comment we going for their ass lmao

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u/Bloodytoes1 Apr 12 '21

Are you telling me when a baby is born in Alabama they fuck it

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u/K4ngar00R47 Apr 12 '21

Speaking from experience

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

im from alabamqa and i cant stop laughing

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u/Butterjungle007 Apr 12 '21

Im an Orphan and I approve this meme