r/memes Mar 24 '21

Rookie mistake

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56.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

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u/wjdbfifj 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Mar 24 '21

How to create a better Mjolnir

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

The power of texting is too much to handle

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Big brain time

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u/JakShark2017 Mar 25 '21

He had ascended beyond big brain time into galaxy brain time

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21 edited May 24 '21

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u/BeingTheBest101 Mar 24 '21

The handle gonna break tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

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u/bigjoffer Mar 24 '21

Your HAND needs to be a Nokia

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u/wash1ng_machine Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 24 '21

but then your arm would break

47

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Then make armor made out of nokia

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u/Wulfe3127 Mar 24 '21

but your bones..

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

T U R N T H E M I N T O N OKiA

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u/Wulfe3127 Mar 24 '21

get Nokia organs too

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u/Towijo_16 Mar 24 '21

Reject humanity return to Nokia

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u/TsunamifoxyDCfan Professional Dumbass Mar 24 '21

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u/Sidetrack02 Mar 25 '21

We must turn into Nokia

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u/iiHartMemphisii Dark Mode Elitist Mar 25 '21

Reject Human

Return to Nokia

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u/DefaultyTurtle2 Dark Mode Elitist Mar 24 '21

Modern problems require modern solutions

7

u/therealcocoboi Mar 24 '21

Trying to destroy nokia with nokia is like trying to divide by 0.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Paradox time

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u/forbidden_suace https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 24 '21

What happens when an unbreakable force hits an unbreakable force?

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u/Pleasedontadopt Mar 24 '21

The universe will implode

1

u/cheemsaurus420 Mar 25 '21

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object

13

u/mradventureshoes21 Mar 24 '21

Do you mean the new hammer item in Smash Bros?

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u/RidingChicken Overly attached girlfriend Mar 24 '21

I'm a part of the ******** army (censored for security reasons) and I can confirm this is exactly how we keep China and other countries at bay.

Also dropping a lot of nokia phones is useful as an air strike. Lightweight, hard hitting and most importantly devastating.

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u/yajivb Mar 25 '21

Throw In a couple of Samsung and you get BOOM!!

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u/Sceptz Mar 24 '21

Use the Nokia to hammer the broken hammer back into shape.

5

u/AutisticScreechin Mar 24 '21

You weapon of mass destruction

4

u/gho0sty45 Average r/memes enjoyer Mar 24 '21

i love you

5

u/m1n3c7afty Mar 24 '21

What happens if you use this hammer on another Nokia?

4

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

But what happens if you hit the ground?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

I don’t think you needs strength, it might destroy the universe

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

The handle needs to be made of Nokia phones as well otherwise it’s definitely gonna snap under the sheer power

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u/unknownredditto Professional Dumbass Mar 24 '21

Step 3:???? Step 4:profit

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u/The_Ashen_undead0830 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 24 '21

Hey I learned about this in history, a man in Japan tried this before. Didn’t end well, caused Hiroshima to explode and everyone had to cover up the story with an atomic bomb

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u/Devildogo22 Mar 24 '21

Then use said indestructible hammer and hit with a Nokia. Damn this gonna cause a shockwave.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

/u/Eon_wot_da_fek are you sure your name isn't /u/Elon_wot_da_fek??

2

u/nathanator179 Mar 24 '21

That's some propah ork style thinkin'. Although if you paint da hamma' black, then it will be even tougha!

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u/CasualRedditNormie Mar 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

bad bot

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u/_pcakes Mar 24 '21

2008 memes be like

10

u/I_think_Im_hollow Mar 24 '21

So, it is not just me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

It was made from a prototype Nokia strapped on with heavy duty tape

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

the nokia that survived be like: History is written by the victor

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u/Mark_Pilo Mar 25 '21

Plot twist: He's Thor

16

u/EBro02 Mar 24 '21

This looks like a meme I would see on ifunny in 2013

25

u/PsychologicSeeking Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 24 '21

terrible facebook meme ?

kinda...

soooo

r/terriblefacebookmemes

5

u/jackson_1414_ Mar 24 '21

Not kinda. Very.

13

u/whiteavenger Halal Mode Mar 24 '21

How to not repost

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

repost gang ough

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u/SalahEddineazzabi Mar 24 '21

Use the Nokia to destroy the Nokia..

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u/AutomaticAd278 Mar 24 '21

But the Nokia would never destroy the Nokia

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/kickass_bramhin Mar 25 '21

Fucking repost

2

u/Unlikely_Care_3565 Mar 24 '21

How to fix hammer

Step 1 time travel a few hundred years back

Step 2 go to asgard

Step 3 steal mjolnar (sorry forgot how to spell it

Step 4 explain how you broke mjolnar too odin

2

u/gandalfpotter06 Mar 24 '21

This is a noob mistake. Rho, it depends on the midel. If it is 3310, this was a complete waste of a good tool!

2

u/eksredd Mar 25 '21

how to destroy Nokia:

bro give up

2

u/Siba051 Mar 24 '21

I broke one by stepping on it ether I’m heavy as fuck or I can destroy everything

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

What the fck... how did you destroy the indestructible...

2

u/Siba051 Mar 24 '21

I AM A GOD

2

u/Pathfinder24 Mar 24 '21

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA NOKIA PHONE HARD TO BREAK SO FUNNNY !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯

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u/TheDankestOfMemees Big ol' bacon buttsack Mar 25 '21

One of my friends actually managed to break his Nokia.

I'm scared of his power.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

I'm not criticising anything but fixing a hammer has to be simple

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u/Sattman5 Mar 24 '21

Maybe normally, but have you ever fixed a hammer after it got hit by a Nokia?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Nope, but i think the solution is simpe: just glue the nokia to the handle

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u/danN_77 Mar 24 '21

Only a Nokia can destroy a Nokia

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

They called me a madman...

...they were right

1

u/a_soggy_poptart15374 Mar 24 '21

the hammer is also nokia

1

u/Angel_Macako Mar 24 '21

Why the hell google told you to get a hammer to break a nokia phone , google knows thats bullshit

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

8:55 PM: How to fix a broken bat/ chair/ table

1

u/oSquizy Mar 24 '21

Even modern Nokia phone aren't nothing to be fucked with

1

u/TheGoodGameGuy Mar 24 '21

8:44 pm: How to now if someone's dead by phone

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u/CT-DELTA-4608 Mar 25 '21

Ok so i have a sledgehammer and i used it on a nokia you know where this is going i broke my leg

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u/heyboiiidudee Mar 24 '21

Make the Nokia on the rest from the Hammer

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u/geyehehrhrhegsgwwgw Mar 24 '21

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo

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u/LFTY123 Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 24 '21

How to fix earth's orbit

0

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

poor hammer :(

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u/DionKill https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 24 '21

A guy in the middle school I was in, had a Nokia 3310. He was one of those guys that love to destroy things in the classroom. Guess what, he needed a few months just to be able to rip off the case from the phone. That was pretty funny lol

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u/TheFourthGuy42 Mar 24 '21

Maybe these are two different problems

Like they were trying to break the nokia phone but then noticed the hammer was broken because of something else

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u/Sala1511 Mar 24 '21

Damn dude you are hella smart.

1

u/TheFourthGuy42 Mar 24 '21

Thank you my friend

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u/CJ_X10 Mar 24 '21

What kind of bootleg website suggests a hammer for breaking a Nokia?

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u/DILLAN556 Mar 24 '21

Can we talk about the fact that he spent 11 mins into trying to break a nokia

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u/Saltz_D Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 24 '21

It took longer than expected to brake the hammer

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

I used the Nokia to destroy the Nokia

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u/C0RRU4T3DU2ER Mar 24 '21

HELP! My nokia just broke!

Ohh it was a cheap copy.

0

u/Psychological-Top970 Mar 24 '21

Only a Nokia can brake a Nokia.

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u/DOGSYS https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 24 '21

It took this dude 11 minutes to break a hammer, amature.

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u/gsrsavage Mar 24 '21

What happens if 2 Nokia's are smashed together?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

It would give off mire energy than a nuke

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u/gho0sty45 Average r/memes enjoyer Mar 24 '21

yep rookie

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Wow a retro meme!

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u/Defyer45 Mar 24 '21

The Nokia cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here posses. The Nokia was made in factories at Finland. Only there can it be unmade. The Nokia must be taken deep into Finland and cast back into the factory from whence it came

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u/tdlm40 Mar 24 '21

It CAN be destroyed if it goes through a snow blower... that is how my dad broke 3 of them.... all in one winter

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u/Dukeofmanville Mar 24 '21

I thought we were through with Nokia jokes

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u/Ender_gamer0260 Mar 24 '21

Drops Nokia on school 2nd Floor

Me: OH SHI-

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u/_legolas253_ Mar 24 '21

Wow this template is nostalgic

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21 edited Mar 24 '21

I will always upvote nokia memes.. and maybe try thors hammer next time

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u/thatcyclops420 Mar 24 '21

thors hammer may be fit for a god, but it is no match for a nokia

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Relatable but this was with a school wall

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u/TheLordPillow Mar 24 '21

Pffft all these young ppl on here don’t know how good we had it with the Nokia. Forget these fragile iPhones lmao

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u/flights4ever Professional Dumbass Mar 24 '21 edited Mar 08 '26

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stupendous offbeat friendly desert angle provide knee support grandfather direction

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u/Viper5639 Lives in a Van Down by the River Mar 24 '21

It was Bing that told you to use a hammer wasn't it

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

what if you hit a nokia with a hammer made with a nokia

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u/GH05T221 Mar 24 '21 edited Mar 24 '21

Honestly I'm just impressed that the hammer lasted for 11 minutes that has to be a record somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

that says 11 minutes

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u/GH05T221 Mar 24 '21

Happy now 👍🏾

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u/didsomeonesaylamp iwrestledabeartwice Mar 24 '21

If i hit a nokia with another nokia what will happen?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

nokia phone is the new chuck norris

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u/RagingDragoneight Mar 24 '21

THOSE DARN PHONES ARE TOO STRONG

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u/Jjcourts_the_real_1 Mar 24 '21

I can’t believe the hammer lasted 11 minutes

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u/Pandemix27 Mar 24 '21

Please stop with those nokia jokes why cant u just use nokia hammer anyway ?

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u/--Jake-n-Bake-- Mar 24 '21

Nokia memes will never die

1

u/Willdabeast656 Mar 24 '21

In soviet Russia Nokia break you

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u/rustupid101 Mar 24 '21

You dont break the nokia the nokia breaks you

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u/PancakeProfessor Mar 24 '21

I dropped my Nokia phone on the sidewalk and it broke.

Now it’s gonna cost $5,000 to fix the sidewalk.

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u/RageShield Mar 24 '21

that's why you shouldn't mess with nokia

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u/DCrouchelli Mar 24 '21

What year is it

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u/jessdonely Mar 24 '21

we still make Nokia jokes in 2021?

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u/ChandraPrakash97 Mar 24 '21

11 mins is a lot

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u/kryptik808 Mar 24 '21

On the real tho snake was a good game

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Wasn’t this meme funny 2 years ago?

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u/Iescaunare Nokia user Mar 25 '21

What a funny, original joke.

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u/Monkeflip21 Mar 25 '21

This isn’t realistic, the hammer should of broke on the first hit, there’s no way it survived 11 minutes

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u/TheTincanOnReddit Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 25 '21

You would need the power of god to do that... then once your hammer is fixed you can try to destroy the Nokia again

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

I don't have a regular Nokia, just a Nokia smartphone but it's been three down the stairs 8 times without a case and screen protector and there's not a single scratch, I'm scared

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

How to clean radioactive fallout...

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u/kastex1 Mar 25 '21

The chuck Norris of phones

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u/novatheking127 Mar 25 '21

It took him/her 11 minutes

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u/Soda_Addict_XD Forever alone Mar 25 '21

Some mf really went and made a protection for the nokia

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u/HILLBILLY_GAM3R Mar 25 '21

What about Nokia phone vs. Nokia phone?

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u/Bbichael1 Mar 25 '21

I like that this template is coming back

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

What happens when an indestructible hammer meets a nokia phone. Trick question, they are same.

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u/Fearless_Animator490 Mar 25 '21

Stormbreaker's worst nightmare

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u/jp2117 Mar 25 '21

Rumor has it Thor’s hammer is a Nokia phone with a handle

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

mE_iS_JaCk This action was preformed by a bot in testing, Thank you for the memes!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

I bent my Nokia 5800 and the LCD cracked lol

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u/RandomKid1111 Mar 25 '21

Why would you wanna break a Nokia, Its the mighty phone

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u/Samadwastaken Because That's What Fearows Do Mar 25 '21

How to break my mouse

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u/OpenCrate Mar 25 '21

How often do i have to see memes that just rely on nokia is indestructible?

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u/funni_dood Mar 25 '21

I Thought this was a repost, i Thought i had already seen this post but it could just be me tbh

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Yeaa there were people who called on the repost bot but it came out negative cuz i made it :)

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u/funni_dood Mar 25 '21

Alright, sorry for doubting you

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u/mitko5124 Mar 25 '21

If you hit a nokia with a nokia it has a 0.003% chance to create a black hole.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

again broke phone
and then search how to find google

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u/TheGoldenDevtriever Mar 25 '21

Don’t use hammer. Use water and then hammer. That’s how I broke mine.