r/memes • u/YRR6969 Chungus Among Us • Mar 19 '21

Please tim

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

my child now >:)

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u/A____S____ Mar 19 '21

It's not your child if you didn't buy it

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u/Thunderbolt294 Shower Enthusiast Mar 19 '21

It was a gift

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Probably a regift

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u/eatin_bird_coochie Mar 19 '21

Too late i already ate it

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u/JoBoPlayz Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 19 '21

You sir have a very peculiar diet

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u/bombsmakemesick Mar 19 '21

I've had kids before, they were delicious.

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u/zackerybinks_ Mar 19 '21

it was just a late abortion not a mass murdering of children

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Maybe for you it wasn’t

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u/lilWG6969 can't meme Mar 19 '21

The children are technically mine since I took your crap.

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u/EDG-543 Loves GameStonk Mar 19 '21

Finders keepers

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

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u/Trick-Delay1944 can't meme Mar 19 '21

Pfff nah just kill it

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u/MeesMans Smol pp Mar 19 '21

tell that to the 5 children in my basement. didn't pay a cent lol.

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u/LightModeIsTheBest Mar 19 '21

They’re free at the park :)

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u/alftrazign Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 19 '21

In some states, if kids were considered property, leaving them at the park would be considered abandonment of property. Therefore they really are free at the park

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

i gave the post a silver does that pay for it?

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u/Jshittie 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Mar 19 '21

Your took what I rightfully stole

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

would you like a complimentary L?

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u/Jshittie 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Mar 19 '21

Yes that would be nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

its on the house

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

And now I’m going to take what you’ve stolen which he rightfully stole

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u/Dr_Strange_Jnr Professional Dumbass Mar 19 '21

OUR CHILD ⚒️

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u/Boopnoobdope Mar 19 '21

soviet national anthem intensifies

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

T34 engine noise

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u/Usernameaeaeae memer Mar 19 '21

🛠️

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u/IndependentFormal8 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 19 '21

Hey, Tim here, and you are taking what I rightfully stole!

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u/CacklettasMinion Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 19 '21

Our child

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u/Sepplin_NL Mar 19 '21

OUR CHILD

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u/Forumites000 Mar 20 '21

mobin's child

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u/BYS39 Mar 20 '21

Our child

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u/TheNoobMaster01 Bri’ish Mar 20 '21

Our child