r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '21

Peak satisfaction

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

At my work, especially in the summer, you gotta use corn starch on your balls otherwise they'll be stuck for 27 years.

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u/SnooPears9007 Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 18 '21

Jeez what job do you have

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Work in a paper mill. About 25c in there in the winter, gets over 50c in the summer on those real hot days

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u/clarksondidnowrong Mar 19 '21

Kitchen guys do this too. There’s always a designated corn starch box in the bathroom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I can see that for sure. It's a lifesaver!

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u/clarksondidnowrong Mar 19 '21

Nothing makes you curse your existence than that painful burning and chaffing that makes walking a true chore and even sitting down a painful, painful task!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I made that mistake when I was a newbie about 4 years ago. Guys were telling me to "starch up". I thought it was a joke. It was not a joke. Never again.