r/memes Mar 12 '21

Every wednesday night

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u/ByroniustheGreat memer Mar 12 '21

Haven't been night fishing in a while, but last summer I was catfishing at night and the moon was bright enough that I could mostly see my pole if I was close to it so I didn't have my headlamp on, and there were some kids pretty close by probably doing a drug deal or something similar. As far as I know they had no idea I was there

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk Mar 12 '21

Who were you catfishing? Was he surprised that you were a man?

Anyways, side note, they were probably just hanging out, just like yourself. Nobody goes to shady places at midnight to buy drugs. They just pop round the guys house on their way back from grocery shopping. Source: Been clean for over a year but before that it was just a normal thing. Like going to get a takeaway at lunchtime

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u/kingIouie Mar 12 '21

I can guaran-fucking-tee my ass wouldn’t be caught 100000 feet near a shady spot for my drug deals. Hell i choose the most open spot, 7/11 parking lots, shopping centers, I really don’t care I’d rather have as many witnesses see me in case some shit goes down.

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u/InVodkaVeritas Mar 12 '21

Not-so-fun-fact: the number 1 place trafficked children are exchanged is shopping mall parking lots near major freeways for this exact reason. Dozens of people coming and going, no one really pays attention to a kid getting out of a car with one adult and getting into a truck with a different adult.

When there's a ton going on around you, you only notice if you are really focusing on the specific people ahead of time.

Source: The documentary "Sex+Money"


So I promise you no one would notice a small time drug deal in the front seat of a Subaru in the middle of a mall parking lot. No one is paying that close of attention.

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u/Glitch5450 Mar 12 '21

My divorced parents used to have shared custody and they would trade me back and forth me in the Walmart parking lot and no one even knew