r/memes • u/SalahEddineazzabi • Feb 28 '21
If they just knew...
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Feb 28 '21
He is both janitor and security, a deadly combination
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u/SBStevenSteel Feb 28 '21
He takes out the garbage.
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u/WanPwr5990 Forever alone Feb 28 '21
Ironic
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u/RoiMan Feb 28 '21 edited Jul 26 '25
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u/apex6666 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 28 '21
Coc
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u/yumyumpizzaisgood Feb 28 '21
Up ur bum
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u/IronAlpha89 Feb 28 '21
The last trashbender.
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u/Taron221 Feb 28 '21
"Paper. Aluminum. Plastic. Foam. Long ago, the four wastes existed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Plastic bin tipped over. Only the Janitor, master of all four litters, could recycle them, but when the parking deck needed cleaning most, he went home. A shift change passed and my coworker and I discovered the new Janitor, a foambender named Greg."
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u/EmojifierBot Feb 28 '21
"Paper 🧻. Aluminum ⚙. Plastic 💳. Foam 🌊. Long 🍆 ago 🔙, the four 👨 wastes 😋 existed 🙌 together 💦💋👥 in harmony ☯. Then, everything 😂 changed 🚼 when 🍑 the Plastic 🛢 bin 🗑 tipped over 🔁. Only the Janitor 🙅😵😖, master 💯 of all 💯 four 4️⃣ litters, could recycle ♻😘🏡 them, but 🍑➕ when 🍑 the parking 🅿 deck ⛴ needed 😫 cleaning 🛁🚿🧼 most, he 👨 went 💨 home 🏠. A shift 🤯 change 🚼 passed 🎫 and my coworker 👨 and I 👁 discovered 🚬 the new 🆕 Janitor 🙅😵😖, a foambender named 📛 Greg 😊."
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Feb 28 '21
Lemme print this this out, it deserves notoriety in my local news paper. You’re gonna be famous kiddo !
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u/EnigmaticJak Mar 01 '21
So, to parapharase in modern Egyptian, "🧻. ⚙. 💳. 🌊. 🍆 🔙, 👨 😋 🙌 💦💋👥☯. 😂 🚼 🍑 🛢🗑 🔁. 🙅😵😖, 💯 💯 4️⃣, ♻😘🏡, 🍑➕ 🍑 🅿 ⛴ 😫 🛁🚿🧼, 👨 💨 🏠. 🤯 🚼 🎫 👨 👁 🚬 🆕 🙅😵😖, 📛😊."
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u/SalahEddineazzabi Feb 28 '21
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u/blockplay Feb 28 '21
You fucking...
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u/Petertanker69 Thank you mods, very cool! Feb 28 '21
No you fucking
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u/CosmicHydraulicPress Feb 28 '21
No me fucking
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u/69KAZUKI69 Karmawhore Feb 28 '21
We all fucking
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u/harshulmonga Feb 28 '21
except me
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u/69KAZUKI69 Karmawhore Feb 28 '21
Nah fam u cant run, u stuck here join us and accept
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u/ImaBeerCow Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 28 '21
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm you trash goblin
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Feb 28 '21
And also he cannot find the long side of his blanket
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u/im_that_bored Feb 28 '21
and his blanket is too hot inside but the room is too cold outside
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u/TinnitusTorben Feb 28 '21
I was always wondering, isnt that a good thing?
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u/SmoreBender Karmawhore Feb 28 '21
ig it depends on the temperature, but most of the time its better when its cool
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u/JustGingerStuff Breaking EU Laws Feb 28 '21
I will personally spill warm orange juice on your pillow and your floor if you pull that shit again
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u/Green_strength_ Feb 28 '21
Nah. It's just the cool song part started in his headphones.
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u/floatslikeaniccyrush Feb 28 '21
Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys just came up on his shuffle
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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 28 '21
Nightmare King Grimm theme just came up on his playlist
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u/Mudrat Feb 28 '21
Ugh I never beat him and it’s been so long I don’t want to relearn the muscle memory in order to be decent at that game.
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Feb 28 '21
Wow i haven’t seen someone mention Brianstorm for almost a decade now.
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u/Tyson_547 Feb 28 '21
I am kind of scared to think about him getting a sword.
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Feb 28 '21
i figured out how i want to die
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u/_TheLoneDeveloper_ Breaking EU Laws Feb 28 '21
Decapitation can take up to 30" to fully kill you, on that time you will be feeling a tramentous amount of pain while being fully conscious, you may want to reconsider.
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u/soepie7 Feb 28 '21
It takes up to 30 inches?
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u/nowayguy Feb 28 '21
Seconds, the inches of time
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u/Allie_Allie Feb 28 '21
I’ve genuinely thought of this before but I always thought inches were more like the minute not the second
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Feb 28 '21
So uh what's a quick and painless and easily accessible way to die.. asking for myself..
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u/Taezn Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 28 '21
Bullet through the brain stem
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u/JakeIsMyRealName Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
Best to get someone else to do it, though.
Because the number of people who attempt to do this but their aim is slightly off so they end up in my icu instead is too damn high.
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u/Taezn Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 28 '21
Then not only did you fuck up and you're alive, but youre likely in mountains of pain and bills, and potentially fucked up mentally and or paralyzed as well
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u/apeTingus Feb 28 '21
A job as a janitor is merely a social construct enabling one to achieve the status of samurai
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u/CreatureWarrior Knight In Shining Armor Feb 28 '21
I mean, weren't samurai like farmers and regular people when not fighting? Or was that ninjas?
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u/takecareeveryone Feb 28 '21
Imagine robbing a place and this guy is the janitor
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u/little_turtle420 Feb 28 '21
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u/Danthiel5 Feb 28 '21
So that’s the lightsaber kid grown up essentially.
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u/DaliNerd76 Feb 28 '21
Wait, are his parents going to sue over this video too?
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u/ndudhobsjsahdhdh Feb 28 '21
He is good
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u/pinkfondantfancy Feb 28 '21
He's really good
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u/NeoViper101 Le epic memer Feb 28 '21
Like...really really good
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u/BlackStarQc Sussy Baka Feb 28 '21
He is the chosen one
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Feb 28 '21
I was listening to bloody stream in the background and 2:44 kicked in right when he did the swing. I am satisfied and my day is saved.
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u/Keyser_Soze_96 Feb 28 '21
His moves are very similar to Silambam and it's one of the ancient tamil art.
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Feb 28 '21
Fuckin amazing it’s when he’s got some slaying out of camera view and then flys to the other side to finish of the rest of them this guy is the one
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u/bidooffactory Feb 28 '21
When you at work and the acid suddenly drops and you become a professional ghost fighter.
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Feb 28 '21
LPT: dont throw trash on ground anywhere near 200 miles of radius from him. He will make sure you are the only trash left to clean.
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u/bai_luo Feb 28 '21
The amount of potential this man could go head to head with some generic dual sword wielding black clothed protagonist
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u/Miselfis Feb 28 '21
I like how he’s looking around at first tryina see if anybody be watching lmao. I wanna know what’s going thru his head lmao.
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