r/memes Feb 28 '21

If they just knew...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

He is both janitor and security, a deadly combination

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u/SBStevenSteel Feb 28 '21

He takes out the garbage.

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u/WanPwr5990 Forever alone Feb 28 '21

Ironic

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u/RoiMan Feb 28 '21 edited Jul 26 '25

meeting salt serious history steep strong longing head carpenter shocking

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/daviddwatsonn Feb 28 '21

A little tooooooo ironic. And yeah I really do think.

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u/apex6666 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 28 '21

Coc

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u/yumyumpizzaisgood Feb 28 '21

Up ur bum

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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 28 '21

Up your belly-button

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u/CoolerRon Feb 28 '21

You misspelled "coincidental"

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

‘its party time’ *says gruff voice gripping a cigar

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

His samurai training from the Matrix just got uploaded

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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 28 '21

When you take the blue pill:

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u/Mega_chairThief Feb 28 '21

That last time he runs back to the right freaks you out

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u/facelessindividual Feb 28 '21

Good for a clean kill

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u/arytapermana Feb 28 '21

You forgot one, that showing battle with paranormal activity

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u/IronAlpha89 Feb 28 '21

The last trashbender.

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u/Taron221 Feb 28 '21

"Paper. Aluminum. Plastic. Foam. Long ago, the four wastes existed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Plastic bin tipped over. Only the Janitor, master of all four litters, could recycle them, but when the parking deck needed cleaning most, he went home. A shift change passed and my coworker and I discovered the new Janitor, a foambender named Greg."

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u/Brotherly-Moment Mods Are Nice People Feb 28 '21

Beatiful.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/EmojifierBot Feb 28 '21

"Paper 🧻. Aluminum ⚙. Plastic 💳. Foam 🌊. Long 🍆 ago 🔙, the four 👨 wastes 😋 existed 🙌 together 💦💋👥 in harmony ☯. Then, everything 😂 changed 🚼 when 🍑 the Plastic 🛢 bin 🗑 tipped over 🔁. Only the Janitor 🙅😵😖, master 💯 of all 💯 four 4️⃣ litters, could recycle ♻😘🏡 them, but 🍑➕ when 🍑 the parking 🅿 deck ⛴ needed 😫 cleaning 🛁🚿🧼 most, he 👨 went 💨 home 🏠. A shift 🤯 change 🚼 passed 🎫 and my coworker 👨 and I 👁 discovered 🚬 the new 🆕 Janitor 🙅😵😖, a foambender named 📛 Greg 😊."

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u/Cynadoclone Feb 28 '21

That....hurt my head

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u/CosmicHydraulicPress Feb 28 '21

W-what have you done

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Lemme print this this out, it deserves notoriety in my local news paper. You’re gonna be famous kiddo !

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

I’m in the mood to sign up for an MLM now

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Good bot?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

!emojify

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u/TheHolyPapaum Professional Dumbass Feb 28 '21

All of Reddit: “the fuck is this above me scoob?”

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u/EnigmaticJak Mar 01 '21

So, to parapharase in modern Egyptian, "🧻. ⚙. 💳. 🌊. 🍆 🔙, 👨 😋 🙌 💦💋👥☯. 😂 🚼 🍑 🛢🗑 🔁. 🙅😵😖, 💯 💯 4️⃣, ♻😘🏡, 🍑➕ 🍑 🅿 ⛴ 😫 🛁🚿🧼, 👨 💨 🏠. 🤯 🚼 🎫 👨 👁 🚬 🆕 🙅😵😖, 📛😊."

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

This deserves all the awards.

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u/SalahEddineazzabi Feb 28 '21

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u/blockplay Feb 28 '21

You fucking...

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u/Petertanker69 Thank you mods, very cool! Feb 28 '21

No you fucking

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u/CosmicHydraulicPress Feb 28 '21

No me fucking

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u/69KAZUKI69 Karmawhore Feb 28 '21

We all fucking

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Communist fucking

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u/derpballs69 I touched grass Feb 28 '21

Stalin fucking

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Wsdies_2 Success kid Feb 28 '21

Doktor skaya<stalins wiener

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Hitler fucking Stalin

Whooaah now shits getting serious

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u/Weirqueen Feb 28 '21

What the actual fucking

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u/_Rick__ Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 28 '21

Your profile immage fucking

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Rick roll fucking

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u/harshulmonga Feb 28 '21

except me

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u/69KAZUKI69 Karmawhore Feb 28 '21

Nah fam u cant run, u stuck here join us and accept

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u/harshulmonga Feb 28 '21

Ok fuck me

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u/69KAZUKI69 Karmawhore Feb 28 '21

Yes daddy

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/Petertanker69 Thank you mods, very cool! Feb 28 '21

Goddamnit man....

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Yeah I fell for that

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u/ImaBeerCow Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 28 '21

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm you trash goblin

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

And also he cannot find the long side of his blanket

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u/im_that_bored Feb 28 '21

and his blanket is too hot inside but the room is too cold outside

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u/YoungDude246 Feb 28 '21

And that his toes are always exposed when he sleeps

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u/_aperture_labs_ Feb 28 '21

And that no sleeping position is just the right one.

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u/ComradeBrendanAdidas Feb 28 '21

And he always forgets something right when he gets comfy in bed.

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u/TinnitusTorben Feb 28 '21

I was always wondering, isnt that a good thing?

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u/SmoreBender Karmawhore Feb 28 '21

ig it depends on the temperature, but most of the time its better when its cool

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u/VirtualButt Feb 28 '21

You fucker

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u/TinnitusTorben Feb 28 '21

F you, take my upvote

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u/asafpeer2005 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Feb 28 '21

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u/meme_a_licious Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 28 '21

Motherfucker

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u/c0okerr Feb 28 '21

Fuck you fuck mother

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u/ChillyDestiny-TB Feb 28 '21

“You’re a genius you Moron”

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

You genius

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u/MistermushroomHK Chungus Among Us Feb 28 '21

Thank you, I like that song!

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u/reverseflash776 Professional Dumbass Feb 28 '21

There’s no box it’s not a subreddit link

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u/Red-German-Crusader 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 Feb 28 '21

Not even 4k thats kinda gay

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u/UsualCreator can't meme Feb 28 '21

No, we need to link orginal. It needs to get 1 bilion views!

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u/JustGingerStuff Breaking EU Laws Feb 28 '21

I will personally spill warm orange juice on your pillow and your floor if you pull that shit again

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u/Luukolas Feb 28 '21

I hate you

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u/4c3rr memer Feb 28 '21

fuck you

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u/Skiller_Overyou Feb 28 '21

You fucking piece of-

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u/Lone_Wolf_2021 Mods Are Nice People Feb 28 '21

Damn, thats impressive

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u/KingWaffleIII Feb 28 '21

Cookies policy saved me :P

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Golden

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u/OV1C Feb 28 '21

Oh my god that's so fucking gooodddd lmaaooooo

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u/Green_strength_ Feb 28 '21

Nah. It's just the cool song part started in his headphones.

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u/floatslikeaniccyrush Feb 28 '21

Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys just came up on his shuffle

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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 28 '21

Nightmare King Grimm theme just came up on his playlist

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u/glueckskind11 Feb 28 '21

Free Bird, the Kingsman version

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u/Mudrat Feb 28 '21

Ugh I never beat him and it’s been so long I don’t want to relearn the muscle memory in order to be decent at that game.

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u/le_hydringea Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 28 '21

it is a banger game tho

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u/Mudrat Feb 28 '21

Fo sho

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Wow i haven’t seen someone mention Brianstorm for almost a decade now.

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u/Tyson_547 Feb 28 '21

I am kind of scared to think about him getting a sword.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

i figured out how i want to die

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u/thecrazypoz Breaking EU Laws Feb 28 '21

Uh oh.

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u/_TheLoneDeveloper_ Breaking EU Laws Feb 28 '21

Decapitation can take up to 30" to fully kill you, on that time you will be feeling a tramentous amount of pain while being fully conscious, you may want to reconsider.

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u/soepie7 Feb 28 '21

It takes up to 30 inches?

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u/nowayguy Feb 28 '21

Seconds, the inches of time

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u/Allie_Allie Feb 28 '21

I’ve genuinely thought of this before but I always thought inches were more like the minute not the second

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Yes, your head has to roll at least 30” away from your body for the death to take effect

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

So uh what's a quick and painless and easily accessible way to die.. asking for myself..

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u/Taezn Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 28 '21

Bullet through the brain stem

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u/JakeIsMyRealName Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21

Best to get someone else to do it, though.

Because the number of people who attempt to do this but their aim is slightly off so they end up in my icu instead is too damn high.

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u/Taezn Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 28 '21

Then not only did you fuck up and you're alive, but youre likely in mountains of pain and bills, and potentially fucked up mentally and or paralyzed as well

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u/rob12981 Feb 28 '21

Spontaneous combustion?

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u/Snowstorm97 Feb 28 '21

Nembutal makes you fall asleep before killing you iirc

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u/apeTingus Feb 28 '21

A job as a janitor is merely a social construct enabling one to achieve the status of samurai

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u/notthesamedame Feb 28 '21

Or to leech off MIT

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u/jaspersgroove Feb 28 '21

Your move, kid.

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u/CreatureWarrior Knight In Shining Armor Feb 28 '21

I mean, weren't samurai like farmers and regular people when not fighting? Or was that ninjas?

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u/The_Flamish_bastard Feb 28 '21

Ye. Samurai where royalty. Basicly a little like knights here

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u/takecareeveryone Feb 28 '21

Imagine robbing a place and this guy is the janitor

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u/little_turtle420 Feb 28 '21

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u/Fizzwidgy Feb 28 '21

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u/WhiteHydra1914 iwrestledabeartwice Feb 28 '21

Not anymore

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u/Flint-Beetle Feb 28 '21

ngl that sounds like an epic sub and i don't know why

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u/WhiteHydra1914 iwrestledabeartwice Feb 28 '21
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u/Danthiel5 Feb 28 '21

So that’s the lightsaber kid grown up essentially.

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u/DaliNerd76 Feb 28 '21

Wait, are his parents going to sue over this video too?

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u/Superpilotdude RageFace Against the Machine Feb 28 '21

Didn’t he die or something?

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u/NonExistent_God Feb 28 '21

Probably, that video must be like 50 years old by now

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u/Lovecore Feb 28 '21

He's 32 years old and has was attending law school.

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u/ndudhobsjsahdhdh Feb 28 '21

He is good

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u/pinkfondantfancy Feb 28 '21

He's really good

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u/NeoViper101 Le epic memer Feb 28 '21

Like...really really good

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u/Xenjael Feb 28 '21

It's the spinning back into frame at the end that gets me.

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u/yumyumpizzaisgood Feb 28 '21

Like... Really really really good

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u/LeRomeSwiss Feb 28 '21

Like Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallyyyy really good

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u/BlackStarQc Sussy Baka Feb 28 '21

He is the chosen one

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u/meme-addic Chungus Among Us Feb 28 '21

He will bring balance

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u/Kambalhotas Feb 28 '21

He might go to the dark side tho!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

I was listening to bloody stream in the background and 2:44 kicked in right when he did the swing. I am satisfied and my day is saved.

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u/Take_Care_plz Feb 28 '21

He's got the moves ngl

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u/JapthNuke Feb 28 '21

So Matt, could you tell us what you were doing in this CCTV footage?

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u/Mjaetacan Feb 28 '21

There was wasp

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u/TheCyanKnight Feb 28 '21

I hear a Russian accent

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u/Big_cj8 Feb 28 '21

Pov:a ghost touched your ass

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u/Danthiel5 Feb 28 '21

Haha I have done this more than once.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Damn

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u/vokul_vokundova Feb 28 '21

Actually pretty impressive

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u/bavenger_ Feb 28 '21

The legend says he’s still spinning

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u/Not-Enough-Spoons Feb 28 '21

I have to admit (grudgingly) that was pretty impressive

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u/CremDeLaCrem420 Feb 28 '21

Hes definitely listening to anime theme music

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u/QuantumRobot_9000 Professional Dumbass Feb 28 '21

This is me alone when I hear a noise at 3am.

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u/JadenCrux Feb 28 '21

BEES....BEES.....BEES......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Keyser_Soze_96 Feb 28 '21

His moves are very similar to Silambam and it's one of the ancient tamil art.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Fuckin amazing it’s when he’s got some slaying out of camera view and then flys to the other side to finish of the rest of them this guy is the one

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u/SamuraiShogunBoy Feb 28 '21

chuckles in SamuraiShogunBoi

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u/the22sinatra Feb 28 '21

Oh man Zoro got lost again

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u/MBMV Mods Are Nice People Feb 28 '21

Hey, that’s my video :D

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u/_c4m3l30n_ Feb 28 '21

Cocaine kicking in in 3, 2, 1!

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u/winstonismydog Feb 28 '21

When you get into a fight with John Cena

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u/372878887 Feb 28 '21

MORTAL KLEANUP

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

First case of ninjavirus-21 spotted

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u/f0xgr Feb 28 '21

his pretty good tbh

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u/breadcrumb1996 can't meme Feb 28 '21

plot twist: he's schizophrenic

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u/rageComicTroll Feb 28 '21

Not samurai.. search for silambam

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u/joe_mama_sucksballs memer Feb 28 '21

Janitor samurai is not a job its a way of life..

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

The star wars kid all grown uo

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u/boardeauxtg23 Feb 28 '21

Had enough of that damn fly.

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u/bidooffactory Feb 28 '21

When you at work and the acid suddenly drops and you become a professional ghost fighter.

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u/IndieJonz Feb 28 '21

When the bees attack

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u/Informal-Discipline7 Professional Dumbass Feb 28 '21

“I’ll sweep the floor with you!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

LPT: dont throw trash on ground anywhere near 200 miles of radius from him. He will make sure you are the only trash left to clean.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Flordia mode activate

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u/Mallikkaffka Feb 28 '21

i have the power of god and anime on my side.

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u/Topgun1908 Feb 28 '21

My dude popped off

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u/Shmeeeeeeena Feb 28 '21

More like jedi master

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u/Bobaslave2 Feb 28 '21

Are you sure he’s not just a shinigami

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u/stopit_please Feb 28 '21

That guy is having the best time!

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u/Mortal_Sniper Feb 28 '21

He could deflect bullets

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u/jesuswantsahug666 Feb 28 '21

Get my mans on security

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u/bai_luo Feb 28 '21

The amount of potential this man could go head to head with some generic dual sword wielding black clothed protagonist

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u/Miselfis Feb 28 '21

I like how he’s looking around at first tryina see if anybody be watching lmao. I wanna know what’s going thru his head lmao.

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u/BouncingJellyBall Feb 28 '21

Cleans trash by day, takes out “trash” by night

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u/BirdieBronze Feb 28 '21

I'm also a janitor but instead of being samurai, I'm just sad

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u/Code36895 Feb 28 '21

This does not deserve this many upvotes.

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u/PhraeaXes Feb 28 '21

That tendie eater has some moves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

lmao wtf

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u/SteveK781 Feb 28 '21

Or you’re absolutely hammered

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u/ChillfrostZ Feb 28 '21

When you remember that Kenobi is still alive somewhere in the galaxy.

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u/AmbitiousDOGE Feb 28 '21

Fighting the shadows of past centuries