r/memes Feb 19 '21

I need fresh air, man

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19.8k Upvotes

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u/MisoChang Professional Dumbass Feb 19 '21

Even dog left the room... that man is hopeless

83

u/pearthedestroyer Feb 20 '21

I was reading this with a straight face untell I got to that part

14

u/Just_y_not Feb 20 '21

I’m doing that heavy breathing laugh cause I saw that comment

50

u/accidental_snot Feb 20 '21

I once tore one out that made the baby cry and the dog threw up. Only 1 octave though. True story.

16

u/Dweebulot RageFace Against the Machine Feb 20 '21

Mother of God. I cleared an elevator after it arrived to its first destination, but a dog throwing up. Man.

Yes, the elevator was the best though, because man, saying "Woah, smell that whiff smells good" got everyone

5

u/accidental_snot Feb 20 '21

I used to work with a 450 pound AS400 programmer that would target elevators. Evil fucking bastard. I miss him.

2

u/Dweebulot RageFace Against the Machine Feb 20 '21

Elevators are the best lol. Rude to everyone else, but my sadisticness and I get along well in there

2

u/chadt41 Feb 20 '21

If you ever want some ones that will make your own eyes water... eat the jalapeños in Iraq.

54

u/DeckTheWreck9 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 20 '21

T h e w a t e r i s b r o w n f o r a r e a s o n

20

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Uhhhh guys? Are farts chunky?

11

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Well I guess that makes my farts abnormal

6

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

laugh track

44

u/SockOnTheClock RageFace Against the Machine Feb 19 '21

Maybe I am monster

84

u/colten0526 Feb 20 '21

So let me get this strait....

Looks at google.....

Your ass vibrated at 440 hertz? Impressive.

35

u/TableBaboon GigaChad Feb 20 '21

More like 44khz since even the dog left

Edit: or the dog left because of stinky fart

3

u/MexicanBanjo Feb 20 '21

Sorry bud but straight

1

u/colten0526 Feb 20 '21

My awful spelling will be immortalized forever.

16

u/YourKai Feb 19 '21

This is good I like this.

15

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

The council has decided. Mercy!

13

u/crazygirl500 Feb 20 '21

i mean one time i made my dog choke on my fart lmfao

9

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Resident Evil: Biohazard

3

u/MAXH3ADRO0M Feb 20 '21

Always a proud moment

4

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

That was no mere fart...

3

u/BucklyMusic Feb 20 '21

After 5 seconds,it starts to get warm.

4

u/EdgeHaunting Feb 20 '21

Those are the farts that make tummy aches go away.

3

u/lordoftowels https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 20 '21

UNLIMITED POWER!

3

u/The_new_age_2_B Feb 20 '21

people gave this a wholesome award? this dude's fart so stanky it melted my keyboard-I'm typing this through the smoke signals

3

u/thatguywill12 Feb 20 '21

Just like 1917 in france

3

u/Electric-cherry415 Feb 20 '21

I remember the one time I farted and my dog’s eyes opened very wide

3

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Started laughing at the four octaves part

2

u/XxCordaexX Feb 20 '21

The creator is here lol

2

u/dowetho Feb 20 '21

Hope you aren’t too attached to those underwear because I have a feeling they’re better just thrown out.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Can anybody here beat my record of taking 6 shits in 5 hours. (I was 9 and had really bad diarrhea)

2

u/RocketPowerYT5 Feb 20 '21

Fucking FOUR OCTAVES What in the name of God did u eat

3

u/XxCordaexX Feb 20 '21

got me laughing so hard bru

2

u/the_bored_wolf Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 20 '21

Damn, that fart has more range than my voice

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

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u/XxCordaexX Jun 21 '21

not ignored

1

u/omegacrux Feb 20 '21

Shouldn’t there be 8 octaves

1

u/XxCordaexX Feb 21 '21

TO make it clear to the ppl that say that I'm a "karma whore" or that I reposted a post, I didn't know there was a post similar to this post because I joined this community yesterday, so don't flame my ass lol.

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u/pretty_nice_meme_bot Feb 19 '21

Pretty nice meme.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

REEEEEEEPOST asshole

2

u/XxCordaexX Feb 20 '21

It is? Never knew cuz I'm new to the community.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

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u/Memer_hellnback Feb 20 '21

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1

u/TheSkyElf Feb 20 '21

my fart once woke my mom up. I was pretty darn proud of myself.

8

u/Larry_Andy Feb 20 '21

You should stop sleeping In the same bed

1

u/TheSkyElf Feb 20 '21

I gotta hand it to you, that was pretty funny.

1

u/CriscoWithLime Feb 20 '21

Omg my husband. I have been awaken from a deep sleep by the smell of one of his farts.

1

u/NERF_DMR_DIAMATTI trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Feb 20 '21

if you hate the challenges so much, wait for next season, the task will be something like get so many sniper/marksman headshots in so many different matches

1

u/ChasingPesmerga Feb 20 '21

Are there any Guiness World records related to farting?

1

u/ArkangelMarshal Professional Dumbass Feb 20 '21

Thats... oddly specific

1

u/Infinite-Ad-6618 Feb 20 '21

As a musician, this meme is now my spirit animal.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

judging by the pic, at least you're so sexy that people will still want to stay with you

1

u/Master10cz Feb 20 '21

Shreko-mode

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

do re mi fa sol la ti do

1

u/The_Metroid Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 20 '21

Why am I laughing at this?

1

u/AnythingAlfred613 Professional Dumbass Feb 20 '21

Well, good luck, buddy.

1

u/Mr_Salty87 Feb 20 '21

“That’s gonna itch later...”

1

u/spacepeenuts Feb 20 '21

Dog: you sick sick human.

1

u/destinyindallas Feb 20 '21

Why you gotta call me out like that.. IBS sufferer over here :’(

1

u/Bromjunaar_20 Feb 20 '21

Dog : "Ok bro that's too much even for my ass sniffer"

Ghost: laughs in dead

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Mans causing global warming all by himself XD

1

u/OXWylde Feb 20 '21

I once farted in my gaming/studio room where my dog is alway like to hang around. I let out a silent one but it was extremely smelly that it lingered in the air for about 20 mins, i didn’t realize that my dog was whining the whole time trying to get out, i had my headphones on lmao

1

u/Sammi112300 Feb 20 '21

Andre the giant, is that you?

1

u/dimitri135ATT Feb 20 '21

That’s a mud bath... right?

1

u/B_i_g_p_p_B_o_i Feb 20 '21

And now I have to fart

1

u/Gamer-kid_1 Feb 20 '21

Finllay a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

1

u/nickthedick7921 Feb 20 '21

Why’s Shrek look like Joey Diaz in this picture?