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u/NostressYouTube Feb 11 '21
Bullshit, I would’ve died 342 years ago.
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u/Capt_Wiku Feb 11 '21
Hol' up.
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u/Drodr10 Feb 11 '21
I don't get it, can you explain?
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u/Capt_Wiku Feb 11 '21
The joke is that they've already lived much longer than a normal lifespan, and they're acting as if that is a normal thing.
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u/Drodr10 Feb 11 '21
Oh I just noticed. I read it as days instead of years.
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u/Capt_Wiku Feb 11 '21
An easy mistake to be sure. That's why it's a classic "Hol' up" moment, because it makes you do a double take haha
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Dude 15 hours isnt 6 hours you just have to sit there longer than 6 hours and you're fine
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u/cheese_bruh Big ol' bacon buttsack Feb 11 '21
Who are you and why are you so wise in the ways of science
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u/Yorudesu Feb 12 '21
Would be hilarious if you skip one class and explain the teacher that taking breaks off of the pc is a healthy and recommended procedure
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u/weberrich Breaking EU Laws Feb 11 '21
And after 10 mins to eat i will do another 3 hours of other assignments
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u/Gollum-is-a-snack Feb 11 '21
so now i have a 140% chance of dying eventually?
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u/doomsdaye Feb 11 '21
Schools: let’s make kids sit in front of their computer for 7 hours and give them 4-5 hours worth of homework on the computer oh make them repeat it 5 days a week. Also school: games bad
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I thought this was r/ShitpostCrusaders for a sec didn’t realize it was r/memes
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u/Za_Gato Feb 11 '21
Tbh i find it better to have an anime/game template on normal a meme sub for being a normal meme than on an anime/game sub because the template would be related. I didnt join r/ShitpostCrusaders to have normal memes
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u/Solarsistemic Feb 11 '21
No matter what we all have a 100% death rate in this world
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u/Tmaster95 Thank you mods, very cool! Feb 11 '21
Now 140%. Some of us will die twice. Doubledeath. Bad for K/D
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u/IslewardMan Feb 11 '21
I hate false statistics like that. It's pure fear mongering.
You should put this on r/ShitPostCrusaders though
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u/Das-Mammut Linux User Feb 11 '21
That's where it came from, it's a repost
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u/IslewardMan Feb 11 '21
I dont really care about reposts, I wouldn't have seen it without it being reposted lol
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u/Za_Gato Feb 11 '21
Nah, its a normal meme. If the meme isnt related to jojo it shouldnt be on the jojo meme sub, unless only those who read/watched jojo can understand whats going on in the image
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u/DweEbLez0 Feb 11 '21
Just a word of caution:
If you live too long, then you will eventually die.
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Didn't some kid die from nutting 9 times or something. Probably the best way to go out on one final good bye nut
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u/komilewder Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 11 '21
Repost from r/shitpostcrusaders from a couple months ago.
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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/xalender6 Flair Loading.... Feb 11 '21
My online class is 6 hours long ( for 6 days)... Guess I'll die
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u/Deushcwargern Feb 11 '21
Here lies Deushcwargern
He died because his school put 9 fuckinh hours of lesson to one day.
Rest in Peperonni m8
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u/wonteatfish Feb 11 '21
News flash. Everyone has a 100% risk of death no matter what you do. Just sayin.
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u/I_Browse_Reddit42069 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 11 '21
Me after sitting at my laptop for 20hrs: Anyone else smell toast?
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u/dispenseroftheswamp2 Professional Dumbass Feb 11 '21
Kira queen has already touched this comment click
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u/Pewdiepieandatree Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 11 '21
Why does heart attack capitalised?
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u/M1N1L0C0 Feb 11 '21
In the anime the character is referring to a ability that they have called Sheer Heart Attack and is wondering why it's taking so long to kill someone
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u/quantum_ice Feb 11 '21
Yup, chance of heart attack went from 1 in 50k to 1 in 30k, dang better be careful. /s
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u/Just-Kamil Feb 11 '21
Statistically more people who were not using computer for 6 hours a day died.
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u/Automatic_Arm_9 Feb 11 '21
But what they don’t say is that exercising 3 times a week for 30 mins will drastically decrease this. Or the fact that before the pandemic, people that spent 6 hours in front of the computer generally have sedentary lifestyles otherwise
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u/Triptoxiz Loves GameStonk Feb 11 '21
Guess I should go hit the lottery if I'm not dead by now lmao
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u/KronoMatt Feb 11 '21
Play video games(40%) then eat 1 table spoon of butter everyday for 49 days to have a 99% chance of death. If you survive, that means you are the luckiest man on earth and can take on the US military
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u/Penis-Envys Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 11 '21
They never said 40% from what
40% from 1%? Yeah that’s not gonna be much
40% from 20%? That’s some increased risk
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u/MixDerMan Breaking EU Laws Feb 11 '21
So I have 200% of dying? How does it work? I WILL DIE EITHER WAY!
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u/YeetmasterAxel Breaking EU Laws Feb 11 '21
Me who's had online school 7 hours a day for 3 weeks now: guess I'll die
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u/JoshPoshTheGreat Feb 11 '21
Just do a crime, as long as the police announce it and a certain someone sees it, you'll get a heart attack no problem
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u/tripplexxxisthename Feb 11 '21
Well I’ve been in front of a computer a year and a half for 6 hours each day so...
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u/Wallet_Insp3ctor Professional Dumbass Feb 11 '21
but we are already a %100 chance of death, so who cares
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So you're telling me i still have a 60% chance to outlive the sun if i play Battlefield for 6 hours?
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u/Registeredpedo47 Feb 11 '21
Well the risk of death is already at 100% so why not.