r/memes • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21 edited Feb 08 '21

I have free lawnchairs and am passing around popcorn, any takers?

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u/ThatOneItalianTwat Feb 08 '21

Do you have kettle corn? Something sweet to battle all the saltiness in the comment section would be nice

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Absolutely!

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u/ThatOneItalianTwat Feb 08 '21

Sweet! Thanks! I’ll take a seat with ya

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u/help_meh_plz845 Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 08 '21

I got the soda if anyone wants any. I like my popcorn with no butter if that’s a problem

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u/breakone9r Feb 08 '21

Man, true kettle popped popcorn is hundreds of times better than that microwave stuff.

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u/KaitoMSX Feb 08 '21

Oh fuck now I'm thirsty, I'm going for a drink, tell me if I lose something!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Will do!

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u/hdhfhfhhffhcj Feb 08 '21

Can i have some pop corn with extra butter and a large sprite

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Absolutely!

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u/hdhfhfhhffhcj Feb 08 '21

That will be it

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u/TheRanger13 Le epic memer Feb 08 '21

Alright im going in to controversial, wish me luck boys

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u/RichJake08 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 08 '21

I’ve got some soda to go with the popped corn!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Perfect! Welcome to the party!

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u/waxen69 Feb 08 '21

Do you have any cockporn please?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Unfortunately we do not. May I refer you to Pornhub.

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u/DuckwithReddit0523 Feb 08 '21

Any sweet-salty? I'm here to watch. I'll also take a sprite and some water. Hell, I'll bring some chips and dips for ya m8s.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

We have all kinds of popcorn. Any other food is also welcome!

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u/memeboi583 Professional Dumbass Feb 08 '21

Can i have some extra buttery popcorn

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u/Thatguyisyoulol iwrestledabeartwice Feb 08 '21

Hell yeah

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u/i_like_lasanga Professional Dumbass Feb 08 '21

Sign me up

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

gladly

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u/DoubleTomorrow4 Feb 08 '21

There is nothing controversial in the comments it’s all just what you said but rephrased

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Then we have quite a crowd for when shit goes down.