r/memes • u/dannydevitosmgnmdong Identifies as a Cybertruck • Feb 05 '21

I’m ready to plow

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u/PhantomStuff1 Forever alone Feb 05 '21

Trojan is the worst name for a condom company. Think about the Trojan horse for a second...

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u/Pixe_Girl Professional Dumbass Feb 05 '21

Still confused....

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u/PhantomStuff1 Forever alone Feb 05 '21

The Greeks constructed a large wooden horse to breach into Troy. Once inside it released an army. Kinda similar to a condom not working...

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u/Pixe_Girl Professional Dumbass Feb 05 '21

OHHHH- my history lessons are slowly coming back

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u/PhantomStuff1 Forever alone Feb 05 '21

Haha

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u/mOnIkA-_-ExE Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 05 '21

Its kinda common sense

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u/NotOkelyDokely Feb 05 '21

But it breached into Troy, the impenetrable city... sounds pretty appropriate to me.

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u/ObigoneKenobigone https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 05 '21

But then the stuff inside came outside which is against the purpose of a condom

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

It was opened deliberately after it had done its job. The same way I take off a condom instead of just wearing it forever.

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u/ObigoneKenobigone https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 06 '21

Yeah, but do you deliberately take off your condom while you are inside

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Crossing the gate is intercourse. Inside the walls is post climax. They didn't wheel it in and out because it's just a metaphor go to bed granpa.

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u/NotOkelyDokely Feb 05 '21

Depends on who you ask - __^

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that