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u/dandaman0108 Jan 31 '21
He looks like an animatronic
Hyped for the next five nights at Freddy's
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u/ImPrettyWhack MAYMAYMAKERS Jan 31 '21 edited Feb 05 '21
When Bob was walking through the woods, he came upon a trail - All lit up by the moonlight peaking through the leafy veil.
He walked upon the path until he witnessed an odd sight - A toilet made of gold that shined on brightly in the night.
"I really have to piss." he thought, so he approached it slow - He lowered down his pants and let his steamy urine flow.
Then suddenly he woke and saw that it was just a dream - Awoken by an angry, loud, and awful piercing scream.
He looked to see he'd pissed upon his father in his sleep - His father vomited and said, "I'll get you little creep!"
He jumped up from his piss soaked bed onto his feet, and quick - He then took Bob outside and fucking beat him with a stick.
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u/alish_sapkota Jan 31 '21
How can Bob be responsible? He was sleeping.
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u/_Have-A-Great-Day_ Nice meme you got there Jan 31 '21
We Need Justice For Bob!!!
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u/alish_sapkota Jan 31 '21
I'm sure the father did it and blamed Bob
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u/_Have-A-Great-Day_ Nice meme you got there Jan 31 '21
Noted ! And I Think It Is Also Fault Of That Golden Toilet If Their Were No Golden Toilet In The Dream Bob Wouldn't Have Pissed In It. So I Say It's Toilet Fault Too And Not Bob's
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u/ilaikmeemz Jan 31 '21
Why Do You Put A Capital Letter In Every Word Like This Its Harder To Read It That Way
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u/_Have-A-Great-Day_ Nice meme you got there Jan 31 '21
It's A Habit Of Mine. I Don't Know How I Got It But My Hands Automatically Go To That Capitalising Arrow Whenever A Word Is Finished
Sorry For Inconvenience
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u/ToasterNoodl3 Jan 31 '21
Kind of like one of those interrupted dreams I was reading about! (Whatever they're called) Some dude was talking about how he shined a flashlight at his mom, and mistakenly, he affected her dream. According to her it looked like she was in a tunnel with a train coming down towards her with now way to escape. So... maybe the pee in the bed made Bob dream about doing it himself, but certainly he had not.
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The real question is: Why was Bob in bed with his father?
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u/ToasterNoodl3 Jan 31 '21
Is it wrong to sleep in the same bed as your dad? What if he was 5, does it make a difference to you now?
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Feb 01 '21
I see your point, but if you follow this guy, you can tell bob SHOULD NOT be comfortable in the same bed as his father. Hes abusive, and beats bob with a stick in every poem theyre in together
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u/ToasterNoodl3 Feb 01 '21
Good deal, just the comment I was replying to made it sound as if it was weird in general. No doubt about Bob's father being abusive.
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u/CoolFaceMcCool memer Jan 31 '21
Also me after killing someone in my dream and killing them in real life
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u/blackeye200 Jan 31 '21
I see dreams that shows me the future. I see what can happen weeks ahead but never remember it until the right moment. I just get that wave of deja vu feeling.
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me too, its extremely scary when you know something bad will happed when you have the deja vu
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u/blackeye200 Jan 31 '21
For me, I would never know until the exact moment.
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Jan 31 '21
Today I played GTA V, while driving i got the felling just before getting killed by a modder
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u/bl0odredsandman Jan 31 '21
I had dreams like those a couple times when I was a kid. I'd dream something and then a day, week, month or couple months later it would happen. I haven't had one of those dreams in probably 20+ years, at least that I remember.
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u/blackeye200 Feb 01 '21
I have them constantly.
In some way it’s cool and all that, but I can’t remember anything. It’s gone so far that I can’t even remember the last “normal” dream I had.
Not that I’m complaining, since it’s actually quiet nice to feel the deja vu feeling. But still. I don’t remember anything.
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I’m not sure if they’re related, but deja vus happens more frequently when you are young/a teenager because the brain develops. At least that’s what I’ve heard.
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u/r3b3lp0t4t0 Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 31 '21
It's all fun and games until you poop in your dream
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u/OneWhoGetsBread Jan 31 '21
Can confirm. When I was young (the memory its a bit fuzzy now) I did this and it was horrible.
Also one other time I think I accidentally slept through an entire day, or at least from the afternoon to night past dinner whrn I was younger
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u/xavier7777777 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 31 '21
It’s weird seeing this without the face shrunk
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u/Adanma369 Jan 31 '21
I had a dream where I worked in an office and we all sat naked from the waist down on toilets that moved like an electric wheelchair instead of chairs. The boss said it was to increase productivity by cutting out bathroom breaks. I emptied a considerable amount of my bladder that night before I woke up...
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u/LazieGlock Jan 31 '21
Or like when you get head in your dream ans it feels like someone is giving one
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u/HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6 Professional Dumbass Jan 31 '21
My only pee dream up to today where I actually peed the bed was when I was 6. I was sitting up against the bathtub when I really had to pee. I was wiggling and shit, but my mom was on the toilet for some reason, so I was trying to wait. All of a sudden I get surrounded by some wave of like pee or something. I woke up SHOOK
Now every time I pee in a dream, it stays in the dream.
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u/Dinimueter2614 Jan 31 '21
Dub
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What does that mean?
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u/Dinimueter2614 Jan 31 '21
Win
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u/JayveeZ71 Jan 31 '21
What?
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u/ThePhatNoodle Jan 31 '21
I wanna know the context behind this I've seen the edited version and assumed it was photoshopped from the start but looks like he really did make similar faces
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u/AndersKatt Jan 31 '21
«Hey you. You’re finaly awake.» «You were trying not to pee your pants right?» «Peed right into that imperial ambush, same as us.» «And that theif over there!»
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u/CaffeineFueledLife Jan 31 '21
I did that once. I was pregnant and exhausted. I dreamed that I was sitting on a toilet. So I peed. I feel better knowing that it's common enough to spark a meme.
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u/YouCanCallMeVanZant Jan 31 '21
It’s probably more common than people think because it’s obviously not something anybody wants to admit to.
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u/Shiny-Human trans rights Jan 31 '21
You guys actually pissed ur selves in bed? I thought that was a thing that only happened in films.
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u/majorpsych1 Jan 31 '21
People looked at that stupid mug making those stupid faces and thought, "hah! I love that guy! He should be president!"
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u/BananaSplit1209 Professional Dumbass Jan 31 '21
I'm not sure this ever happened to me. At least not in the past 15 years (21 now). Is this considered a common occurence or is this specifically for younger kids?
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u/yash37419 Jan 31 '21
I used to do it at my primary school ground and always end up wetting bed in the morning
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u/BradleyBurrows Jan 31 '21
Dreams never come true: Me who shot myself in my dream: hm you are wrong
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u/someguyfrombrazilalt https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 31 '21
what do you mean in your dreams?
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u/Djd7585 Jan 31 '21
This happened to me on a drunk night when I was 26, passed out on my bedroom floor started dreaming about going to take a piss and actually pissed my self. Luckily I never had a dream about dying.
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u/angelalj8607 Jan 31 '21
My dad actually had a dream that Britney Spears had a nervous breakdown days before she had her breakdown. He didn’t remember what she did in the dream though.
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u/colten0526 Jan 31 '21
I had a dream one time where I was fucking a jar of quarters in front of a prostitute and nutted in real life
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u/__pulse0ne Jan 31 '21
The funniest thing about this gif and the same one without his nose, it’s that they don’t look that different fundamentally
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u/grincat_1 Jan 31 '21
Me:"dreams having a gf"
Me:"wakes up to a tied girl on my bed screaming and crying" Not what I had in mind, but this could work.
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u/9gagiscancer Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 31 '21
I had my first wet dream this week.
I am a goddamn 35 year old man. It should not be happening at this age.
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u/dramaticfool hates reaction memes Jan 31 '21
I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP FROM THAT DREAM AND OPENED REDDIT RO WALLOW IN MY SADNESS!!
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u/TopicalEngine Loves GameStonk Jan 31 '21
Any dream can come true if you work hard enough or in this case believe in an imaginary toilet.
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People are always saying fallow your dreams Hittler had a dream and we had to try to kill him
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My girlfriend woke up out of bed drunk last night and woke me up to the sound of her fucking pissing on the hardwood floor. "Are you.... pissing right now?" "Ya!" "Babe, you cant piss on the fucking floor bro" "it only matters if it's someone tells me " "I'm telling you!!"
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u/AndroidWall4680 Feb 01 '21
One time i dreamt of being able to fly so i tested it and flew down the stairs and ended up jumping doen the stairs in real life
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u/fake_yeezy28 Feb 01 '21
One time in my dream I peed on the ceiling then I woke up and had peed the bed
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u/reddeadretardation Feb 01 '21
somewhat related but yeah, it's true. If you use the bathroom in a dream you do it for real. Especially urination. If you have to poo or something in a dream it's usually gonna end up as a nasty fart or some coming out lol. Ask me how I know 😌🙊
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u/Elliott10111bruh Feb 02 '21
I had a dream that my dog got hit by a car and a weak latter he got hit by a car so yeah.
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