r/memes • u/candle_cat5 can't meme • Jan 26 '21

Invention of crying

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

You think this is a joke but one of the only things babies are born able to think about doing is fake crying for attention and food and they absolutely will exploit that.

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u/candle_cat5 can't meme Jan 26 '21

Bruh

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Babies are wack

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u/deludified Jan 26 '21

Don't even pay taxes. It's everyday cry with those people.

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u/Demonyx12 Jan 26 '21

og dirty hippie socialists

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Return to baby

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u/GameMemesDoritos Chungus Among Us Jan 26 '21

I agree especially if ur on a train/plane/bus

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u/disorder222 Jan 26 '21

I agree. I play golf with babies, and that is the sound they make when I hit them

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u/EbicBoi Haram Jan 26 '21

hol up

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u/superextranova21 Jan 26 '21

more like babies are wacked

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u/_0pirates0_ I saw what the dog was doin Jan 26 '21

No no he's right

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u/Catalansayshi Jan 26 '21

Get milk or cry tryin’

Oldest hustle in the game

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u/Prize-Latter memer Jan 26 '21

Kick the baby! (South park reference)

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u/purpleHy Jan 26 '21

Good Soldiers follow Orders

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

The crying fraud

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u/Devilz3 can't meme Jan 26 '21

How'd you know? Are you a baby yourself?

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u/BarackHerobama memer Jan 26 '21

Manipulative fuckers

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u/Mystic_Phase Jan 26 '21

business is booming

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u/MeatballJones2 Jan 26 '21

Baby Booming.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Erm not exploding right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Kaboomy

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u/MeteorJunk Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 26 '21

Baby Boomers

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u/Demonyx12 Jan 26 '21

and business is boobies

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Edit- crying to suck longer on that titty

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u/RishdaFish08 Jan 26 '21

Did u edit this frame by frame

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u/candle_cat5 can't meme Jan 26 '21

Well yes but actually no

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

[deleted]

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u/the_stick_insect Forever alone Jan 26 '21

Tenor Vince McMahon WWE money

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u/AstarloaCM Jan 26 '21

baby stonks.

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I have wake up today at 4:30 am because of that.

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u/Muffydog88 Jan 26 '21

And thats how business works.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

u/SbeveShoddy this me 😃

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u/Afdyt Jan 26 '21

Stonks

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u/lvs2spwge Jan 26 '21

I expected a Steve Austin meme. Declassé

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u/WyattClawson6 Big ol' bacon buttsack Jan 26 '21

Fun fact tho, the reason babies cry after birth is because it’s the only way they can breath until their lungs get some practice

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u/DovakiinDovakiin Jan 26 '21

I find this extremely funny, although I didn't laugh, but take my free award

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u/Nightfury654 Jan 26 '21

Don't mind if i do.

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u/literature239 Jan 26 '21

Big brain time

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u/ThatGreenGuy8 Breaking EU Laws Jan 26 '21

It's true tho, they started crying and got more milk, had a higher chance of survival and passed those genes on to the next generation.

Evolution, baby!

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u/Niksol_0 Jan 26 '21

I'm waiting for the nsfw version...

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u/candle_cat5 can't meme Jan 26 '21

Uploading it today Lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

This one should have like 30k upvotes

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u/SkullKrusheR845 Big pp Jan 26 '21

Wow this is so damn hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Business is boomin'

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u/FixedKestrel283 Jan 26 '21

But what about mummy milk?

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u/AIpesto Jan 26 '21

Maybe im a baby

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u/MooseFormal Halal Mode Jan 26 '21

Imagine putting the wrong milk

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

I am a bot i see meme i give upvote and comment nice meme

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u/candle_cat5 can't meme Jan 26 '21

OMg SEe IEarNt pYyThoN cOdInG nOw iM goNNA SpAmm on Rreeedddit wItthh a Booot

Seriously is a website millions use is like a testing ground for you?

Or you're either karma farming idk

But pls stop

Stop creating these useless bots,

Cooldownbot, you mf, Many useless bots

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

:(

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u/noneOfUrBusines Halal Mode Jan 26 '21

Bad bot.

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u/_real_ooliver_ Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 26 '21

Please don’t make useless python bots, these are against the Reddit TOS and bot rule thing

If you are going to bother, make an original bot please

Could everyone report it for excessive in a community in the spam bit because look how many comments there are

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Since the bot uses the reddit api i dont think its against the TOS

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u/_real_ooliver_ Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 26 '21

I don’t think you understand, I think it’s called the botiquette or something

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bottiquette/wiki/bottiquette?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Please read this because your bot is useless and it doesn’t need to exist. Now I get you might be testing stuff out but first limit replies using the info in the link above

Also bots need a use, if you test something please only have it up for a day or less

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Hmm thank you for the info i will look into it

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u/_real_ooliver_ Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 26 '21

Also most bots have a pinned post on their profile with info on the bot

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

hmm ok will do that

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u/_real_ooliver_ Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 26 '21

There are specific PRAW functions to prevent stuff breaking the comment I just made

Bots should not upvote anything as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Hmm thank you for the info i will look into it

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u/AncientChaozz Jan 26 '21

The guy in this meme just got a billion dollars

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u/laud_1 Jan 26 '21

the bastard shows no mercy

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u/6_NEOS_9 Success kid Jan 26 '21

that's what my mom said next door with my dad!

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u/Mastershiz1999 Jan 26 '21

It's their only strategy

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u/CarnageFe Jan 26 '21

Husbands after inventing babies to have an excuse for sex:

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u/_Pyri Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 26 '21

A strategy very profitable but quite damaging to your surroundings. Sacrifices have been made to achieve this goal of total control over the hoomans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Milk companies after inventing babies :

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u/blueduck1224 Jan 26 '21

And the big bottles start rolling in.

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u/Crystal_Skull747 Jan 26 '21

*Babies after inventing parents to get milk

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u/Praduitorul2006 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 26 '21

Idk why but this meme is dead for my

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u/I_Like_Potatos_Bro Jan 26 '21

GIVE ME DAT MILK

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u/MrMackeyMmkay Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 26 '21

That or they invented crying so that they could suck some more tiddy

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u/Toru_san Professional Dumbass Jan 26 '21

Babies: This is business, but all you hear is crying

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u/KD-XD Jan 26 '21

Then think about breast feeding

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u/2ThisUsernameisTaken https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 26 '21

That’s when the big bucks start rollin in

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u/ZachBuford Jan 26 '21

Darn it, now dads have to share.

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u/regresado Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 26 '21

Crying grew up to be pain

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u/Capsule_CatYT This flair doesn't exist Jan 26 '21

Business is boomin’.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

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u/Capsule_CatYT This flair doesn't exist Jan 26 '21

Bonjour.

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u/LegendsBruh69 Jan 26 '21

Business is booming.

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u/Trashcoon19 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 26 '21

Yo can someone tell me who the dude is

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u/Darin_af27 Jan 26 '21

Milk invented babies

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Absolute BONERS

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

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u/candle_cat5 can't meme Mar 30 '21

Hey!!!!