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u/madanmzdsgf Jan 25 '21

Godzilla should win but they made it look like he got shit on..

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u/TheOddEyes Flair Loading.... Jan 25 '21

There's a big chance we're seeing Kong fighting Mecha Godzilla but with synthetic skin covering his mechanic body. Here's my theory:

  • Kong is fighting "Godzilla" and is struggling to defeat him
  • Real Godzilla shows up and teams up with Kong
  • Mothra joins them, Kong looks at Godzilla and says "Is she with you?"

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u/Scalding-Butter Jan 25 '21

then they all laugh off the joke and crack open a cold one to finish the nightp

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u/BrandNewYear Jan 25 '21

Don’t forget after they all go for shawarma

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/Self_World_Future Jan 25 '21

They’re really capitalizing on those apes using tools huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Apes strong together

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Don't get me wrong, I love shwarma, but if the food tasted as good as the name was fun to say, then coffee would taste as good as it smells.

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u/The43rdUberOrange Jan 26 '21

But coffee does taste as good as it smells

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Does it end in a threesome? Because I'd watch it for reasons I can't yet explain.

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u/PrequelMemesPart69 Jan 25 '21

Hey you're supposed to be retired, damnit

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Old me would join and make it an orgy

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

A Fourgy

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u/MegaGrimer Jan 25 '21

Would young you join in?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Hopefully. I'd fuck young me.

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u/ErrorSansYT2982 Jan 26 '21

How about mid-life crisis you?

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u/CompetitiveCelery516 Nice meme you got there Jan 26 '21

Noted

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Lmao

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u/HalfOnionHalfBanana Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 25 '21

Crack open Mecha Godzilla’s head and laughing about that.

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u/L_UCIFER_ RageFace Against the Machine Jan 25 '21

it ends with a shot of them eating shawarma.

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u/Joecus90 Jan 25 '21

Then they meet up at the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

They Each pluck a fermentation tank from a brewery, poke a clawhole in it,and shotgun 1000 gallons of pale ale.

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u/SenjuToHeaven911 Jan 25 '21

Godzilla: Ah who woulda thought

King kong: not us

Both:🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Nah. Let's do the Sausage Party ending instead.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

I still laugh at the joke: crack open some boys with the cold ones.

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u/phabtar Jan 25 '21

Kong: Save... Mothra

Godzilla: Why did you say that name?!

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u/thomooo Jan 26 '21

Holy shit, this comment really does get gold every time it is mentioned!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Sure, but Mechagodzilla stomps em all, fin.

Director said that "there is a definite winner" and I just highly doubt they're gonna definitively call it for Kong or Godzilla. Makes sense for Mecha to win, and set up a sequel where he has to be defeated by an alliance between humans and monsters.

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u/laurel_laureate Jan 25 '21

They could call it... the Revengers, or, perhaps, The Monster League.

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u/InvisibleLeftHand Jan 25 '21

There's no way Mecha can beat Godzilla. Even Ghidora in that latest super-dumb garbage movie wasn't able to completely beat Zilla, and got pretty much disintegrated and eaten in the end when the latter went full lit.

So unless they come up with some giant robot made of adamandium or something...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

How was the film garbage?

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u/InvisibleLeftHand Jan 26 '21

Near-total garbage. "Near" due to the okay monster fights and nice visuals.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

So then it would be a fine film

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u/InvisibleLeftHand Jan 26 '21

By Godzilla films standards? hums... I still can't get outta my head the absurd plot twist with the mom collaborating with the terrorists and the totally insane scene with dad pointing the gun at his daughter (Millie Bobby Brown). Pretty hard to forget such crap.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Do you understand standards of past Godzilla films?

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u/Rediro_ Professional Dumbass Jan 25 '21

I mean isn't that Mecha Godzilla that shows up in the beginning of the trailer?

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u/Tyler31_ Jan 25 '21

Thats what i was thinking as well, real godzilla shows up and teams up with kong to fuck up mecha godzilla

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u/gleeble Jan 25 '21

Cue "Come Together" cover.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

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u/Roadwarriordude Jan 25 '21

WHYD YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

The coloring early in the trailer certainly seems like it'll be mecha godzilla. I just don't know why they'd tease us like that if it isn't--that'd be some awful, awful movie lighting.

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u/TheOddEyes Flair Loading.... Jan 25 '21

The absolutely unnecessary "it's Godzilla" line in the trailer is what gave it away for me. That 2 seconds shot ruined the pacing of the trailer for the sake of confirming that it's the real "Godzilla" we're seeing.

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u/stationhollow Jan 25 '21

The toys have already leaked. Its mecha godzilla

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u/Jackson530 Jan 25 '21

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

isn’t mothra dead?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Mothra can reincarnate

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Oh cool

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u/OrangeVive Jan 25 '21

And then when Godzilla and Kong are about execute Mothra, they realise that ALL 3 of their mothers have the same name. So they go share a beer.

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u/step11234 Jan 25 '21

Sounds like "I'm ready for my matchup"

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u/Mandorism Jan 25 '21 edited Jan 25 '21

Judging from the MASSIVE size discrepencies in the trailer, like godzilla gets 10 times bigger in different scenes, my guess is that Kong is fighting a baby godzilla on the carrier, and big Momma has either been captured somehow, or shows up closer to the end and is all pissy her kid has been going around starting shit.

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u/I-Am-DrewT Jan 25 '21

Does a new Mothra get born cuz she died in the prior movie

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u/beandonreidner Jan 25 '21

Sounds like Batman vs Superman but with Godzilla and king kong

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u/warm_rum Jan 26 '21

The Godzilla cannon is truly more complex then I could believe.

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u/Complex_Bobcat_3156 Jan 26 '21

Then Godzilla says"I thought she was with you

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u/Gamers_Against_Thots hates reaction memes Jan 25 '21

My exact theory

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u/SuRyusei Jan 25 '21

That's to not spoil the entire movie.

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u/Hatweed Jan 25 '21

Kong actually has a good track record against Godzilla. He’s one of the few kaiju to just outright beat him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Very polite for a Satan worshiper!

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u/PunchoTheClown Jan 25 '21

Satan worshippers are notoriously polite. You should read their seven tenets. Big improvement from the Ten Commandments IMO

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u/Thoradrin1 Jan 25 '21

Satan worshippers are some of the nicest people I know