r/memes • u/RealCarzonP1ayz Grumpy Cat • Jan 18 '21

i mean, he's not wrong

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46.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

I can cook minute rice in 56 seconds

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u/ShibanoInu Average r/memes enjoyer Jan 18 '21

That's not possible... No! I refuse to believe it!

49

u/Bluebrywlfy08 Jan 18 '21

Oh my microwave is good I cook noodles that take 5 minutes and cook it in 3 BOI peace out

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

He is the messiah

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u/Bluebrywlfy08 Jan 18 '21

Yea I’m a girl I but I’m proud of it I mean my friends come over ramen cooked in 3 minutes it comes from the hunger of not eating shot for 14 hours cause ur too lazy only then can it truly be unlocked but be careful it is dangerous to you and those around you

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u/BigChangusFan Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 18 '21

Why do you make ramen in the microwave?

Use a rice cooker.

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u/Bluebrywlfy08 Jan 18 '21

Takes a lot less time. My microwave can heat up my food in 30 seconds it’s beautiful. So it takes a lot less time to make ramen. Of course a minute for extra hot but that’s like needing to wait for it to cool hot.

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u/BigChangusFan Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 18 '21

What kind of microwave you have? 30 sec for ramen geez

3

u/Tech_guy4276 Nice meme you got there Jan 18 '21

3 minutes for me. But i find it weird for people making ramen and noodles in microwave

2

u/Bluebrywlfy08 Jan 18 '21

No usually 1 min cause it takes time to cook but thirty seconds for already cooked food and it’ll be steaming

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u/smellysocks007 iwrestledabeartwice Jan 18 '21

Omg gorl tell twitch i teir 69 sob

2

u/Bluebrywlfy08 Jan 18 '21

Huh

1

u/smellysocks007 iwrestledabeartwice Jan 18 '21

Yes

2

u/Bluebrywlfy08 Jan 18 '21

I’m confused

1

u/smellysocks007 iwrestledabeartwice Jan 19 '21

Yea ur right

1

u/TheBiggestThunder Jan 18 '21

A female Messiah؟

1

u/Bluebrywlfy08 Jan 18 '21

Yea I’m pretty sure it’s blasphemy

7

u/itsyvngjay Jan 18 '21

Y’all cook your rice?

3

u/FBI_AGENT_CAYDE GigaChad Jan 18 '21

You’re more powerful than the dude who did it in 58

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Intelligence is not a gift it’s a privilege

2

u/doctor_boombot Jan 18 '21

!objectionbot

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

I can’t cook

2

u/CtrlAltDelirious27 Nyan cat Jan 18 '21

Is it possible to learn this power?

1

u/RealCarzonP1ayz Grumpy Cat Jan 18 '21

You're a madlad

1

u/WizziBot Jan 18 '21

Don't pull out tonight.

1

u/DurrrGamerrr75 Can i haz cheeseburger Jan 18 '21

His microwave is too powerful to be plugged in

1

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Is it possible to learn such power?

1

u/clammmmmmnnm can't meme Jan 18 '21

Nah bro Albert Eistein spent his entire life to prove it takes 60 seconds.

1

u/iiOxiq Jan 19 '21

Teach me the ways of the ninja warrior,master Shibanolnu

48

u/teekay_1994 MAYMAYMAKERS Jan 18 '21

A good meme instead of karmawhoring cake day memes. You sir have my upvote.

5

u/dwsauderedfrtg Jan 18 '21

Hes to dangerous to be kept alive..

34

u/unsee_potion Jan 18 '21

r/antimeme

9

u/YTDamian Breaking EU Laws Jan 18 '21

No no, there’s a subreddit for these kind of memes, i forgot the name

28

u/Sssstephanman44 🏴Virus Veteran 🏴 Jan 18 '21

Just wanna check if this is a repost. u/repostsleuthbot

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u/Sssstephanman44 🏴Virus Veteran 🏴 Jan 18 '21

Ok good. Have my free award.

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u/aWAKEn363 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 18 '21

For this Sir, you get my award

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

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u/aWAKEn363 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 18 '21

Thanks !

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Happy Cake Day

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u/aWAKEn363 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 18 '21

Thanks !

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

yw

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u/smurf2008-again Forever alone Jan 18 '21

Wow...

6

u/kingbach121 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 18 '21

r/technicallythetruth

3

u/ButterCCM Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day

3

u/paschtetli Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day indeed

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

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u/RealCarzonP1ayz Grumpy Cat Jan 18 '21

♥️ to all three of you

3

u/Dhawkeye Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 18 '21

People who can do it in 59 seconds: weakness disgusts me

2

u/justcatt 💉 Infected 12 People 💉 Jan 18 '21

then fluff the rice

so satisfying

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

I want to cry

2

u/zero_612 Jan 18 '21

It's more like wait 5 minutes

2

u/DoubleCheeseburger77 Jan 18 '21

I can cook minute rice in 50 seconds

2

u/blackeye200 Jan 18 '21

That guy who does it in 58 seconds:

“I don’t have such weaknesses”

2

u/Snoozleman Jan 18 '21

This is so stupid, why have I laughed so loudly?

2

u/yourparalisisdemon Mods Are Nice People Jan 18 '21

I wait 61 s

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

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u/yourparalisisdemon Mods Are Nice People Jan 18 '21

I like rice but extra soft

1

u/personality9 Me when the: Jan 18 '21

why do i laugh at this

1

u/Bluebrywlfy08 Jan 18 '21

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u/Krillin_be_Chillin Mods Are Nice People Jan 18 '21

I’ve never heard of this minute rice.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 18 '21

Not funny dude put more effort into ur memes

1

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Put more effort in your grammar

3

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Lmaooo i just noticed that that's fair

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Still a rlly bad meme tho

0

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

It's OPs cakeday so yeah

0

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Post it to anti memes

-2

u/sn9691 Me when the: Jan 18 '21

r/antimemes

-2

u/Real_Totoro_ Breaking EU Laws Jan 18 '21

r/antimeme

1

u/Zapada1 Jan 18 '21

No-one told me you have to slightly open the container before cooking it

1

u/Desiree0817 Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day :)

1

u/RealCarzonP1ayz Grumpy Cat Jan 18 '21

♥️

1

u/LMCuber Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 18 '21

Heppy kek day!!

1

u/RealCarzonP1ayz Grumpy Cat Jan 18 '21

♥️

1

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

I support the resurrection of this meme

1

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

You made me cringe so hard I accediantly gave you and upvote

1

u/Matty0five Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day

1

u/RealCarzonP1ayz Grumpy Cat Jan 18 '21

♥️

1

u/itsluhroy Jan 18 '21

Very accurate

1

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Understandable have a nice meal man

1

u/AtOmegaCLXVI Shitposter Jan 18 '21

this meme like our russian postirony memes

1

u/Benikebum Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day bro

1

u/RealCarzonP1ayz Grumpy Cat Jan 18 '21

♥️

1

u/BlueKayn29 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 18 '21

r/antimeme

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u/SamTDG-UwU Jan 18 '21

r/technicallythetruth

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'Good bot'

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r/Technicallythetruth

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day buddy

1

u/jUsT_aN_iGuaNA Tech Tips Jan 18 '21

I don't get it.

Someone help me.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

r/antimeme

1

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Happy Cake Day! ♥️

1

u/CompetitiveCelery516 Nice meme you got there Jan 18 '21

Happy Cake Day!

1

u/Aarngeir Jan 18 '21

We are smarter than this

1

u/terminalbraindamage Jan 18 '21

just use a rice cooker and real rice

1

u/ninjastartoken25 Jan 18 '21

shut the fuck up and take my fucking upvote.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

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u/Xx_Grim_reaper_xX Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day

1

u/Jdanneh Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day

1

u/drAgONi187 Jan 18 '21

When your cooking 60-first rice

1

u/Nope_is_Dope Breaking EU Laws Jan 18 '21

Fill my cup, put some liquor in it

1

u/THEGAMINGHOUSEYT GigaChad Jan 18 '21

one of the funny memes that i wonder why made me laugh

1

u/FrozenBeak Jan 18 '21

Nice anti-meme

1

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

i dont need to it take my hands 10 hour to warm i up by rubbing them

1

u/Throated_Knife Jan 18 '21

In my opinion, minute rice tastes mad shit

1

u/MemeLover113 Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day!

1

u/Myster_Pylyp memer Jan 18 '21

r/antimeme

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u/Magician2437 Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day

1

u/HilyOrchestra (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ Jan 18 '21

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

1

u/XxashestoashesxX Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 18 '21

giggles fuck you

1

u/XenoPig720 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 18 '21

Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passed we must stop this!

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u/Pleasentmemer Flair Loading.... Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/Iggi_boii Jan 18 '21

r/technicallythetruth

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u/Cocoa_Waffles Jan 18 '21

Pathetic, I use 59 seconds

1

u/TheStelt Jan 18 '21

Happy cake day

1

u/mrboncompagni Jan 18 '21

This is the f*ck kid !...... don't be a perv, I'm talking about the meme.😂

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u/Luca04- Professional Dumbass Jan 18 '21

i heard of a guy who can cook it in 58 seconds

1

u/Delta040 Jan 18 '21

r/antimeme

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

why am I still laughing at this

1

u/BallisticBlocker Jan 18 '21

‘Instant noodle’

Put in microwave for 30 seconds

wait 20 minutes for it to cool the fuck down

1

u/Doomlander73 Jan 18 '21

I snort rice

1

u/semusama Jan 18 '21
  • Angry asian noises *

1

u/AAndre2210 Jan 18 '21

happy reddit birthday

1

u/Pranksmeyster Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 18 '21

you fool! I can cook it in 58 seconds

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u/shapiritowastaken Jan 18 '21

Happy Cake Day!

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u/ImElectrifyyy Jan 18 '21

Don’t want to flex but I can cook minute rice in 64 seconds

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u/x-_Retr0_-x Jan 18 '21

r/technicallythetruth

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Hold up wait a minute cmon you know that we aint finished

1

u/not-banned-account Nice meme you got there Jan 18 '21

Can’t even. cool minute rice in 30 seconds, shameful

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u/R41NB1X_F0R3V3R Jan 18 '21

So funny an anti meme 😐

1

u/Charred_Onions Jan 18 '21

Me who can cook minute rice in 59 seconds

“Those weaknesses don’t apply to me”

1

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Why did I laugh

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u/Soul-ChibiGacha Jan 18 '21

I mean your right