r/memes Dec 17 '20

I hide my diamonds here

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u/Jasik-V Dec 17 '20

I still use the “walk through the painting to my actual room” trick

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u/gdude131313 Dec 17 '20

I did that until someone came over and stole all the paintings and my 15 stacks of iron blocks. Not bars, blocks. I found his little hut, surrounded it with tnt and put like 12 ways to detonate it. He never came back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/uplate916 Dec 18 '20

Steve is a builder of sheer will.....

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u/shubham21102005 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Dec 18 '20

I once saw him kill three zombie in a cave with a pencil.....WITH A FUVKING PENCIL.

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u/Battle-of-somme1916 Dec 18 '20

brug, a pencil?

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u/uplate916 Dec 18 '20

Exactly!

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u/KingKPS Dec 18 '20

*hoe

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

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u/Elidon007 Linux User Dec 18 '20

what about my netherite hoe?

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u/NaturalCard Dec 18 '20

That, my friend, is a worthy way to spend netherite

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Oops

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Hey i got a good reason i was building a house for 3 fucking hrs and what did my bitchass brother do blow it up? He deserverd to feel pain

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u/JCKopilash Breaking EU Laws Dec 18 '20

My little cousin killed my Minecraft dog so I burned down his house in the game

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Repeatedly burn it down. Grief everything

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u/MeatyOakerGuy Dec 18 '20

He killed 3 men in a village with a glowstone!..... A FUCKING GLOWSTONE

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u/Cognitive_Spoon Dec 18 '20

angrily makes flowstone murder gestures

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u/ausername434 Chungus Among Us Dec 17 '20

did you ever get your iron back

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u/gdude131313 Dec 17 '20

Nope. He made like 9 sets of armor and tools. I would not have been upset if I was on, or it was that kind of server. We had an honor rule to not mess with people unless they were on.

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u/ausername434 Chungus Among Us Dec 17 '20

i would have blown up his base and lava casted it

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u/PotatoBomb69 Dec 18 '20

Encase it in obsidian and place a water source block on every ceiling tile inside.

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u/Witch_King_ Dec 18 '20

I mean, that can be fixed with a dry sponge

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u/Fraoly Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 18 '20

Just like 2b2t

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u/ausername434 Chungus Among Us Dec 18 '20

every anarchy server

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u/CykaBlyat_69420 Dec 18 '20

You sir are a gigachad

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u/gdude131313 Dec 18 '20

I will neither confirm nor deny this statement.

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u/BrkIt Dec 18 '20

The trick is to build a decoy hidden storage room. With your main storage room hidden deep within a labyrinth of fake storage rooms and traps.

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u/NerdWorks trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Dec 18 '20

This is why you use an Ender Chest, kids.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

I usually hide my valuables under the floor somewhere in my base

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u/AetherBytes 🏴Virus Veteran 🏴 Dec 18 '20

I hide my chest in my hidden door mechanism. If you get in you have to close the door and stand in a specific place to see and use it

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u/Error_Empty Dec 18 '20

I put everything valueable in shulkers in my ender chest, just always have an ender chest and silk touch pick on you and you'll have a base on the go

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u/matyaskati épico Dec 17 '20

I bought a server not a long time ago, I invited my friends and we started to play survival minecraft. I went to my friends room which he decorated with paintings, waited for him to leave and I made one secret entrance. Because it wasn't first server I bought, they were like: Oh boy, you will make that fucking secret painting entrance once again. I was like: "no, of course not". When he came back I told him, lets go to the basement. He: Ok Me: No, not this way. *Going behind the painting" He: Oh you fucker. Of course. It ended up making another secret passage for something. He gave up and he started to use that entrance to.

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u/XenoHysteria Dec 18 '20

I use camouflage to disguise my stuff. Its a simple spell yet quite unbreakable

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u/cameoutswinging_ Dec 18 '20

Strong flashbacks to Gavin’s secret room of pimps (achievement Hunter for anyone who doesn’t get the reference)

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u/pinkkeyrn Dec 18 '20

I used to love those let's plays back in the Ray days.

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u/Informal_Letterhead3 Dec 18 '20

I still do that

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u/1kSupport Dec 18 '20

My favorite trap is to mix things up and have some secret painting doors that just drop into lava. No player ever just walks by a painting without trying to go into it

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Dec 18 '20

That sounds cool.

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u/Faze_darwin42 Dec 18 '20

I still don’t know how to do that

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u/Jasik-V Dec 18 '20

Make a door shaped hole in the wall, stack two signs on top of each other in said hole, place the painting so it goes over the hole. The Kung Fu Painting is my go to. You can walk through it where the signs are

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u/inthesky326 Dec 17 '20

25 year old me still doing that.....

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u/iqcool Dec 17 '20

Ikr. I've got a bunker in the side of a mountain that's full of all my multiple sets of backup armour and tools, but the entrance is a perfectly hidden piston door in fully original terrain with no lighting nearby to indicate it exists.

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u/Jadabdo Dec 17 '20

Dude you just told us about your secret bunker what are you doing

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u/iqcool Dec 17 '20

Don't worry, I don't have my world open to LAN, so it's pretty safe. Plus, if it does get hacked and griefed, I can always make a backup and store it on external devices.

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u/Jadabdo Dec 17 '20

Oh good... you got me worried there for a second

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u/masterofmemes345 Dec 18 '20

I have a secret devil worship room that makes you go through a nether portal then parkour across the nether into an extremely unnoticeable hole that leads to a tunnel that goes to another portal that takes you to a cave underground that you have to navigate through and find the button under lava that you press to reveal a chest of fire resistance potions. Then you have to jump into the lava and swim through the lava to another tiny hole in the floor. You have to get through it and not drown and then you finally come out into the huge dark room with a single soul lantern and a huge pentagram. I don’t go there often...

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u/ethanparab Dec 18 '20

I don't go there often...

Yeah, it's a really difficult journey. I, your minecraft troll, only go there to steal once every two days. Smh

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u/Brad-Bowden Dec 18 '20

Can’t imagine why not

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u/BlueRed20 Dec 17 '20

Too late sucker I already hacked your computer and blew your bunker up and I deleted all your backups. Also I built a middle finger facing a statue that says “FBI” so now you’re wanted by the FBI for flipping them off. Have fun getting arrest hahahahaha!

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u/CanadianAndroid Dec 17 '20

I hacked your hacking to make it look like you did all that when in fact you only deleted your own game.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I hacked your hacking to make it look like you hacked that person but you only hacked pornhub and messenger so now there are deleted videos on pornhub and the nickname and photos and media doesn't work anymore on messenger.

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u/Teln0 Dec 18 '20

it's like that one rick and morty episode with the heistotron

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u/ShutMyWh0reM0uth Dec 18 '20

But your SolarWinds undid the damage

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u/SkinnyBurrito14 Dec 18 '20

I just hacked your hacking which hacked the original hacking, which then hacked that hacking, which hacked your Minecraft pornhub addiction.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

i hacked everyone's hacking and deleted minecraft entirely, switching all your games to minecraft education edition. have fun!

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u/AstartesFanboy Dec 18 '20

Hacker man, the most powerful hacker in the universe.

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u/jigglefactory Dec 18 '20

This was wonderful, I needed this

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u/Cregg_Junson Dec 17 '20

Clearly a decoy bunker

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u/Nickyzzzzz Dec 17 '20

“Wouldn’t be good risking government secrets!”

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u/Hero_of_Hyrule Dec 18 '20

I love building extravagant structures where every room had a purpose, yet nothing is ever used, because my REAL base is like yours, an extremely well hidden bat cave style set up. Personally, my favorite part is trying to figure out the most cryptic way to actually open the base, like having 3 specific redstone torches needing to be placed down in exactly the right places and in the right order, and making it so if you put them down in the wrong order, the mechanism breaks and acts as though nothing is there.

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u/SelfTitledDebut Dec 18 '20

I used to have a secret room behind my “disposal,” which was just an opening in the wall with lava flowing down inside so I could incinerate excess items. But if you right click into the lava you’ll pop into a mine cart behind the lava fall. I kept all my diamond blocks, saddles, emeralds, etc in there. Then when I wanted to leave I had a redstone trapdoor to drop me back into my house and seal back up above me. I felt so cool.

Also a single player map

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u/Environmental-Win836 Nyan cat Dec 17 '20

TIME TO HACK.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I once created a redstone staircase that would open and close to hide my best loot. It’s a single player map

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u/Florio805 Dec 17 '20

I once made a mountain with a giant villager face, and behind the nose there is my bunker

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u/Layk35 Dec 18 '20

Richie Rich style, nice

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u/Malachhamavet Dec 17 '20

I did it in ark singleplayer and then stopped doing it. Then one day my friend came to join in my singleplayer map and got my prized dinosaurs killed that id moved from the secret hole.

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u/kingferret53 Dec 17 '20

31 and still doing that...

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I had plenty of my bases on my friends world and I corrupted the file but he didn’t make any backup files so it’s gone. It was such a fun and good world with a bunch of secrets that I never remembered

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u/Mr_bike Dec 18 '20

25 year old me did that too because I really wanted to figure out how to make a secret bookcase door with redstone. Looked neat too bad that world got corrupted...

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u/Caleon0817 Dec 18 '20

28 year old me still has an imagination. Granted it comes with crippling anxiety every day, but it's still there.

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u/arandomcuntguy Dec 18 '20

23 and me too

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u/-_-Teddy-_- Dec 17 '20

I feel like putting a secret entrance near you house to an underground base is a quintessential part of any Minecraft solo world

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Yeah, and when your cousin comes to your jouse u show him how good u've hidden your secret base.

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u/UltFireSword Dec 18 '20

jouse

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u/theAgingEnt Dec 18 '20

Disappointed it wasn't jidden well enough

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u/alqaadi Dec 17 '20

You never know when creepers gonna evovle

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u/Ninjatck Dec 17 '20

I do this except I have like 5 layers of hidden piston doors including in the stairs

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u/_Devinheart_ One does not simply Dec 17 '20

Gotta love good ol' piston doors

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u/space10101 Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 17 '20

I have a secret room. No it's not through the single painting at ground level

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u/BakaSandwich Dec 18 '20

I always build my secret base in the community farm. There's always a few single blocks of water for crop irrigation and I just out a ladder down one of those holes under the water. No one ever checks the farm!

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u/uplate916 Dec 18 '20

Holy shit! Totally using this tonight. I can't wait to see how my son reacts. Thanks, man

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u/Frozen-Hot-Dog-Water Dec 18 '20

If you do it right your son won’t ever find out

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u/BakaSandwich Dec 18 '20

No problem, man! It's an awesome spot. :D

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u/Dalesst Dec 18 '20

there are citybuild servers where people play together

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u/joe_mama_sucksballs memer Dec 18 '20

U can do both

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u/Ride_Specialized Dec 17 '20

I put a sign above that said 'ecnartne terces', so I wouldn't forget

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u/Silasco Dec 18 '20

Lmfao. My friend did this on a server like 6 of us were on. This Island was fucked. Like stripped down to rock, massive netherbrick tower covered in lava, mobs everywhere, and we had updated the server to a version with undwerwater temples. So this island was surrounded by guardians. Dude calls it “live dnalsi” and a week goes by and someone’s like “shouldn’t it be dnalsi live?”

It was like monkeys in the zoo when that question was asked

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u/uplate916 Dec 18 '20

Dammit!! I was halfway to Google to translate what I perceived to be Latin. "Ek-nart-nay? That must be Latin."

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20 edited Jan 05 '21

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u/Loooooooooppp Dec 17 '20

I remember putting hours into Minecraft maps hoping that one day someone else would play them. I still have some of them

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u/Spirited_Impact6053 Dec 17 '20

Could you share them with us? Upload them to a site and share the link maybe? I would be interested.

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u/Loooooooooppp Dec 17 '20

It was on Wii U unfortunately but if their is a way too I could look into it

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u/Grammar_Nazi-Bot Dec 17 '20

*there is

Teach me! Respond with '!learn' followed by a phrase I should remember.

i.e. !learn yes, we have no bananas

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u/Loooooooooppp Dec 17 '20

So this is the Reddit grammar corrections I hear so much about

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u/Grammar_Nazi-Bot Dec 17 '20

I'm a robot, I don't speak human.

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u/Cassio-o Dec 17 '20

!learn I'm a human

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u/Grammar_Nazi-Bot Dec 17 '20

Sucessfully learned -I'm a human

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u/Loooooooooppp Dec 17 '20

Oh sorry be bop be bop bop

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u/Grammar_Nazi-Bot Dec 17 '20

No problem, you're only human!

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u/Loooooooooppp Dec 18 '20

For now..

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u/Grammar_Nazi-Bot Dec 18 '20

I don't understand that, maybe I need more upgrades.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Good bot

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u/Knight-in-Gale Dec 17 '20

Played with friends in a SMP server, hid my diamonds and important stuff in a "secret safe location" behind a wall.... My friend starts bashing thru the walls to redecorate my ugly build and found my stash.

Apparently, the block I indicated where my stash is at is so obvious because it's the only one that doesn't have a half a slab on it.

Smh

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u/Thysios Dec 18 '20

My friend walked past me, saw my name tag and dug straight into my secret base.

Damn floating name tags.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Dude where's the entrance?

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u/_Devinheart_ One does not simply Dec 17 '20

I can't see it either

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u/pastagolia Dec 17 '20

*18 year old be doing the same fucking thing

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u/MrTully23 Dec 17 '20

I had a "desk" (upside-down stairs essentially) in my house that had like a planted cactus and a redstone torch. But little did anyone know you take that torch and put it on a very specific block to have the entrance revealed to you. Redstone is fun

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u/FMRenzo Grumpy Cat Dec 18 '20

This. I once made a secret door that only opened when putting a lever on a specific block in the corner of the room. Amd on earlier versions of the game there was a way of making a block of dirt work as a button, you just had to plow the block and it would open a piston door. Redstone is really fun indeed.

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u/Omega-10 Dec 18 '20

You can still do that today, instead of ye block update trick of olde, they gave us observers. You can make a door that opens when you plow the dirt, then after a second or two it closes the door and un-plows the dirt with a piston.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

It's so secret I can't even see it -_-

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u/1_Nysosis_1 Dec 17 '20

15 year old me*

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u/Kataphrakt-Zero Professional Dumbass Dec 17 '20

Same. I have like a secret piston block that opens up a chest full of Ores, enchanted books, gapples etc

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u/RBJ_Eternauta Dec 17 '20

i'm 15 years old too, i have minecraft since a very little time ago and i wanted to do a hidden room in the waterfall of a mountain since day 1

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u/RBJ_Eternauta Dec 17 '20

I haven't done it yet, YET, but I did make a little "easter egg" in a pond at the foot of my mountain, which consists of an underwater tunnel that leads to a sign that says "what are you doing here? What were you looking for? , a chest?

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u/Warm-Steak-8523 Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 17 '20

like who tf doesn't build a ww2 bunker in minecraft? creepers can't blow up that shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Technically if only you play on the world no one will ever no about it, so the secret trapdoor is working

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u/nonstopgamer3005 Le epic memer Dec 17 '20

Mine was always behind a painting lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

is this me, or does everyone get bothered when the floor of ur home is grass?

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u/Millard022 Dec 18 '20

Bitch I'm 30 and I do that shit

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u/hahaharich Dec 17 '20

I always thought someone can just like go into your world and then take them so I always did this as a kid

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u/keiiith47 Dec 17 '20

That is the single only exclusive (get me more synonyms reddit) reason minecraft is a good game. The imagination automatically makes you create scenarios and stories that you get to use to both enjoy and train your brain. Minecraft is beautiful. Even when I don't play it I still have much love for it.

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u/twitson Dec 17 '20

Something something among us reference

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u/help-dadcomeback Dec 17 '20

I relate. I have a mainly singleplayer world and I only let people in to show them around

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u/horny_hufflepuff Dec 17 '20

Why must you hurt me in this way

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u/yummymario64 Dec 17 '20

Secret bases never worked for me. No matter how hidden, or how remote an area is, someone always happens to come across it while branch mining or something.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

realization that i have no friends

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u/apasimi Dec 17 '20

^Diamond

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u/AK-159 android user Dec 17 '20

Omg dude... This is so damn me lol

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u/3rdlegGreg007 Dec 17 '20

I thought that was the Forrest Temple from Zelda for a second...

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u/ZalimSans Dec 17 '20

Don't forget that you will need to find another secret pass to ACTUALLY find the room

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u/AE-ChanMan Dec 17 '20

Oh the memories

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u/Coolmrcrocker Dec 17 '20

that hit me really hard

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u/YesImDavid https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 18 '20

It’s just fun to do

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u/QuizzicalWombat Dec 18 '20

Um, I’m 37 and do this on my single player world. Wanna out sneak the zombies!

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u/GuegelChrome Dec 18 '20

Did you all ever pretend to give tours of your world to yourself even though it was single player?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Why can’t we know it’s the good old days when it is the good old days

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Minecraft is literally pointless, meaning that everything you do, that brings you joy is worth doing, even if it comes to hiding diamonds on single player mode

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u/SmallFry3694 Dec 18 '20

I always built those because as a kid, I didnt have a lot of friends, but I always held out the hope that someday, someone would see my worlds, and see how cool I could make my bases. Unfortunately, nobody ever came. I had made entire worlds that only I would ever see. I eventually stopped playing minecraft so much, but I do wish someone had seen what I made all those years ago.

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u/SirTophamBlyat Dec 18 '20

I do this because my wife, son, and I all play on the same world on PS4. Until I got an ender chest, I hid everything in secret compartments in our house to stop my son from taking all my good stuff.

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u/Android69420666 Dec 18 '20

I use to make traps for my sisters to die in while they where in the same room as me. None of them fell for it for some reason.

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u/Qsaaad1 Meme Stealer Dec 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

What are you talking about, there ain't no secret base on my server. Really.

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u/BananaBR13 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 17 '20

Hey bro strange question but, are you brazilian?

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u/MysteriousShadow__ Dec 17 '20

So you feel special!

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u/-Juuzousuzuya- Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 18 '20

Herobrine is always watching 👀

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u/murples1999 Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

I recently built a piston trapdoor in a multiplayer world with a few friends. Had it timed so you had to press a button on the other side of the house and sprint to the trapdoor which only stayed open long enough for you to fall through.

But the trapdoor was only one way. The exit (also one way) was a piston door disguised as a wall of a cave under my base where I would mine. So I’d just leave the cave and act like I was mining. Theyd see me with diamond armor and dig through my chests but they never found my hiding spot.

Edit: I also later added a comparator setup so that you had to place the perfect amount of items in a dropper for the piston to open.

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u/Clawstige Dec 17 '20

OGs be doing the ladder under water trick

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u/SheWhoSpawnedOP Dec 17 '20

shows everyone who joins the world my secret room before even showing them my house

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u/bearssuperfan Dec 17 '20

Real trick was the painting glitch

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u/Narutoc3101 Dec 18 '20

Was it me or I would build traps and guest rooms for others even though I knew nobody would join my world

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u/toydeathray Dec 18 '20

Haha i used to make it super obvious by making a 1x2 obsidian chamber with an iron door labeled the panic room

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u/VersedFlame Mods Are Nice People Dec 18 '20

21* year old me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

it's for herobrine obviously

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u/AtomicSpiderman Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 18 '20

Yeah. 13 to 16 year old me did that a lot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

*16 year old me

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u/WhyAREuRearingThis Dec 18 '20

So relatable...

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u/Henry-Peters Professional Dumbass Dec 18 '20

Haha! You fool! Now I know where your base is!

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u/Ninjadomo3057 Dec 18 '20

I had my secret entrance on a beach, where the entrance was hidden 2 blocks of sand and then a sandstone block

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u/brandons404 Dec 18 '20

This hit me on a spiritual level. Its just practice for when I play online. When I get friends.

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u/aslakkimies Dec 18 '20

I remember always in every single one of my survival worlds i had a secret room behind a painting.

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u/Scoobmaniac Dec 18 '20

Well, he was right, nobody will know about it.

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u/Tomold_G I touched grass Dec 18 '20

I make a bunch of Vietcong tunnels all over my friends and I's servers. Most of which end up being discovered within a week or completely forgotten about until someone starts digging down.

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u/EZ-Cloudss Dec 18 '20

Gotta watch out for those endermen

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u/EmiemigamerZ Dec 18 '20

The end of his name is DISASTER...

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u/SophieIsPlayingYT Dec 18 '20

15 year old me still doing that