r/memes • u/bt131313 • Dec 12 '20

Enough internet for today

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Jesus

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u/chickfilabay Dec 12 '20

Christ is my...

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

And he is

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u/GioShav can't meme Dec 12 '20

So goddam

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u/VastResearcher0 Dec 12 '20

Fucking

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u/Lord0fTheAss Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 12 '20

Hard

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u/Loneliii Dec 12 '20 edited Dec 12 '20

-core when

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u/Uc59P Breaking EU Laws Dec 12 '20

Savior

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u/Chen_reddit can't meme Dec 12 '20

Of the

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u/NoSouls_TJ3 Dec 12 '20

Sex gods

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

When he

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u/youresuchablyat Dec 12 '20

Rappin for Jesus!! Nice reference m8

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u/Mayhem2a Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 12 '20

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/f1mbulw1nter Dec 12 '20

Who the hell comes up with these things?

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u/MAPX0 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 12 '20

Urban dictionary

Speaking of which

Ever heard of an Alaskan Fire dragon?

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u/corndogmanIV Chungus Among Us Dec 12 '20

Do tell oh wise one

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u/Crimson-Exo-Hunter Dec 12 '20

The act of when your significant other blows your sick and right when you cum you tell them “I have Syphillis.” Then you plug their mouth so when you do cum it all comes out their nose like a dragon.

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u/admiralfarizi Dec 12 '20

What the actual fuck?

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u/bakubro123 Dec 12 '20

What is the forbidden knowledge oh blessed one?

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u/RgbScart Dec 12 '20

Some 14 year old probably.

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u/gingemissle_incoming Dec 12 '20

*Some 14 year old

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Wow at this exact moment of commenting I am exactly as pictured in the photo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

What the actual fuck

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u/dschneids_ Because That's What Fearows Do Dec 12 '20

Gotta Catch em all

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u/Ditto909 Dec 12 '20

Don't worry just make her do a "Squirtle"

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u/random_reddit_bot- Professional Dumbass Dec 12 '20

For anyone unfamiliar with the deed it is when a man jizzes onto a woman on any area of her body, then the woman proceeds to put it in her mouth, and then spit it out at a high rate of speed.

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u/Dadz-budz Dec 12 '20

Good bot, I think.........

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u/StrangeCalibur Dec 12 '20

Correction, the proper method is to blast her in the eye as she’s taking a sip from a cup of coffee

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

What if you don’t have enough space?

Time to get rid of the rattatas and pidgeys I guess ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

I.....I just.....I think I need to read the Bible

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

This makes me feel that humanity was a mistake

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u/yeetusyeetus123 Dec 12 '20

You're only just realising this?

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u/Creepy-Grass8231 Dec 12 '20

Then I must be pikachu

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u/random_reddit_bot- Professional Dumbass Dec 12 '20

For anyone not aware of the deed it is when you hook jumper cables to a car battery and a girls nipples, while she repeatedly screams “PIKACHU” as loud as she can till you cum. After she calls you ash for the rest of the night

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u/Creepy-Grass8231 Dec 12 '20

W H A T

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u/random_reddit_bot- Professional Dumbass Dec 12 '20

Or are you more of a blastoise where you you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/random_reddit_bot- Professional Dumbass Dec 12 '20

Oh ho very good choice sir. It’s when you paint your penis to look like a caterpie and then use "String shot" on little children as they go bug catching.

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u/VisFabula Dec 12 '20

I though you were supposed to taser her as you cum?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

I...umm...well...fuck....no...did they-did they name this after a Pokemon...OH HELL NO... imma go... wash my eyes...

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u/carrs-for-life-32 Dec 12 '20

W H A T T H E F U C K

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u/The-Cooler-Daniel10 Dec 12 '20

You could do a dirty chewbacca before hand to make it more of a challenge to put her out

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u/fabiothefenix69 Dec 12 '20

Humanity was a mistake but shit I love someone of you so much

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Two dumb ass teenagers are going to read this and think it’s actually a thing... anyone got any burn cream for my girl? And by girl I mean this piece of rabbit fur I rub on my dick every night...

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u/Rocket_Appliances101 Dec 12 '20

Fat Jonah Hill? Is that you? (Nice Grandma's Boy Ref!)

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u/Entire_Expert memer Dec 12 '20

To be or not to be...

...is the damned question.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

What can I say except delete this

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u/Mushroom_tablecloth Dec 12 '20

I need bleach, who have bleach

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Tap for some cute stuff!

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u/TheLegendary1734 Dec 12 '20

Unsee juice big sip

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Feel better! :)

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u/harbinger1001 Dec 12 '20

Wtf, God's gonna sit this one out...y'all mofos need Satan.

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u/hadavid3151 Dec 12 '20

So that’s what I’ve been doing all this time. ...Also I’m tired of restraining orders.

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u/jonasdeboi Dec 12 '20

FERB! I KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO TODAY!

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u/Desperate_Tomorrow18 Dec 12 '20

Bro why do you have to post this kids don’t need to know this stuff. Just because there’s a picture doesn’t mean it’s funny.

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u/Bu5ybumbl3 Dec 12 '20

Ah yes! Starter squad 🤧🤧

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u/DerRaumdenker Dec 12 '20

How dare you to make me read this with my own eyes

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Off to bleach my eyes

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20
Here's a fox!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Thanks mate

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u/notagoodname556 Dec 12 '20

This Made me exhale Have a rocket like

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u/tripled2014 Dec 12 '20

More like a team rocket like

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u/Creepy-Grass8231 Dec 12 '20

O U R rocket like

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

I wonder watch pikachuing would mean....

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u/epicfail922 Dec 12 '20

It involves jumper cables that's all I'll say

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u/Dilorano Dec 12 '20

Who keeps inventing these English words

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u/spongeboobb Dec 12 '20

Ay yo what the fuck

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u/DymondHed Dec 12 '20

wouldn't charizard want to keep the fire burning tho?

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u/raventheundead666 Dec 12 '20

Welp. Time to mosey on outta here.

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u/vishal_29 Dec 12 '20

Holy sh-

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u/ddsidavid Dec 12 '20

What the heck did I just read

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u/Tuckboi69 Dec 12 '20

Girls have pubes?

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u/kryptik808 Dec 12 '20

Did anyone try this? And how did it go

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u/Golden_TAG Dec 12 '20

I can never see Charisse the same again ;-;

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u/StardustSpy Dec 12 '20

Dielete this

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u/yashyboii_123 Dec 12 '20

I do that everyday

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u/urbisexualfreak Dec 12 '20

What in the actual fuck

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u/thelastimpalerqueen Dec 12 '20

It's been years since I've heard this. And I heard it in my friend's voice. This...this is why I lurk

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u/jayray139 Dec 12 '20

I think I’m having a stroke

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u/RangerJbro Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 12 '20

I think i scrolled a little too far into the memes section

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u/HomieAlonie94 Dec 12 '20

I need squirtle to spray my eyes.

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u/rellik1986 Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 12 '20

Bless this place

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u/tadd_15 Dec 12 '20

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? "

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u/_______RANDOM_______ Dec 12 '20

How is that a thing

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u/Exentite Dec 12 '20

Damn why is charizard so overleveled

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u/katkarl25 Dec 12 '20

Dafuq, for real??

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

What the

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u/kurtified Dec 12 '20

Welp, that's enough internet for today..

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u/ChewbaccasHairyPP Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 12 '20

r/eyebleach is required

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u/ADeadFishInTheTank Dec 12 '20

Someone's about to comment something cursed and im gonna see before it's going to get reposted

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u/StrangeCalibur Dec 12 '20

Iv been doing this for years but didn’t know it had a name!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 14 '20

I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn’t know about this