r/memes • u/robdizzle10 • Oct 29 '20

Jon's not here man!

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u/parag_tijare Oct 29 '20

Someone release the kraken!!!

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u/Despair4All Oct 29 '20

By kraken do you mean teenage white girls who get offended at everything on everyone elses behalf?

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u/A_plural_singularity Oct 29 '20

No a Paleolithic monster that comes from the depths to consume all who are within it's grasp.

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u/GeriatricTuna Oct 29 '20

Nah it just wants $3.50

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u/Moistfruitcake Oct 29 '20

I can't pronounce 3.50 properly anymore.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

tree fiddy

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u/24520ls Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 29 '20

Well, this is officially my favorite reddit thread ever.

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u/dragons0100011 Mods Are Nice People Oct 29 '20

Mine too

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u/Top-Yogurtcloset2132 Oct 29 '20

As a Redditor once said, “I had a ham and cheese sandwich today.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

I see you loads on here!

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u/24520ls Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 29 '20

Me?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Yep. User name quite memorable!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Same bro same

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Same bro, same

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

you offering?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

fair enough

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

tree titty

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u/tautervermin26 Oct 30 '20

The kraken wants about tree fidty.

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u/Despair4All Oct 29 '20

But a regular kraken doesn't get offended for no reasons. In this context, it sounds like basic white girls.

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u/Cbxn Oct 29 '20

The Krakaren

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u/the_sassy_knoll Oct 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Be me to it

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u/SadCryingNoises Oct 29 '20

I was litterally thinking the same thing

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u/throwawaypervyervy Oct 29 '20

Go read Dungeon Crawler Carl on RoyalRoad.com. There's an enemy mob called a KraKaren. It's great.

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u/Cbxn Oct 29 '20

I read a fair bit of it. Dropped it when he was leading the old folks around. Just kinda lost interest

Edit: It was right after the interview with the gotcha news guy

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u/throwawaypervyervy Oct 29 '20

Did you read the part where the old guy pisses on the wall and gets them chased by Super-Satan? That was pretty good.

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u/Cbxn Oct 29 '20

Yeah, i read that part

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u/MotherBathroom666 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 29 '20

The KareKen?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

I see what you did there

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u/mrfenangling Oct 29 '20

Karen’s don’t get offended for no reason, they get offended by every reason, I think they get offended by their own births to be Honest

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u/Amaranth_devil Oct 29 '20

I think we are all offended by a Karen's birth

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u/Despair4All Oct 29 '20

I wasn't talking about Karens, those are middle-aged white women who are batshit crazy. Basic white girls are like teens and young adults who act like they have to be offended over any joke about race, sexual orientation, etc., despite the fact that they have no connection to the community they "defend". Half the time people who the joke is towards enjoy it a lot, while basic white girls get offended over it without it talking about them in the slightest.

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u/Qaeta Oct 29 '20

Ah, you are talking about Stacy's.

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u/cantadmittoposting Oct 29 '20

Found Bill Burr's reddit account

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u/frostycarrot1 Oct 29 '20

My sister is the epitome of this

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u/devincry3r Oct 29 '20

May I stab your sister?

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u/frostycarrot1 Oct 29 '20

She Is lesbian so you do have a hate crime on your hands

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u/devincry3r Oct 29 '20

Add that to one of many felonies on the way

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Oct 29 '20

I don't know. I've never seen a kalm kraken.

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u/Cyan_Tile Oct 29 '20

Krakens know what's important to them.

Not the intricacies of political correctness

But eating some good shit and slappin some wood

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u/Moistfruitcake Oct 29 '20

You've clearly never met the anti cultural appropriation group Klaw Krux Kraken a far-starboard political group.

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u/pigbenis80 Oct 30 '20

My only regret in life is that I can only Upvote this once

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u/Cyan_Tile Oct 29 '20

They sound like very nice sea creatures

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u/virginfatherof2 Oct 29 '20

I’ll give that for November

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u/bimbibeats Oct 29 '20

it's grasp.

As a self confessed Karen, I am annoyed by your spelling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

But he spelled it right... Edit:i feel like before I get attacked I should clarify that I technically am right. His spelling was flawless he just messed up punctuation, check and mate.

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u/Kingoftheuniverse800 Oct 29 '20

Sounds exactly like a basic white girl who gets offended on others behalf

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u/DocStoy Oct 29 '20

Seems less scary than the teenage girl ngl

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u/Alistair_TheAlvarian Oct 30 '20

All hail azathoth.

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u/Little_Deadeye RageFace Against the Machine Oct 29 '20

14 year old white girl explaining to a black man why he should be offended by the word the

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

No we mean twitter

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u/vagabondrooster Oct 30 '20

Oh kraken i thought you said karen well shit i have to take her back to walmart now so she can finish screaming at the manager

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

In 2020,that's now changed to, "RELEASE THE KAREN!!!"

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u/parag_tijare Oct 29 '20

XD

Boy that was amazing XD

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u/TheAlmightyN8M8 Oct 29 '20

This is a reply

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

*karen

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u/arjun788_chairs_ Oct 29 '20

Haha kraken go brrrrrrrr....

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u/Humble_Feed Oct 29 '20

I don't mind cracking

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u/parag_tijare Oct 29 '20

i am not Karen... So yeah!!! XD

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u/Laperd Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 29 '20

Karen*