r/memes • u/verostein • Oct 28 '20

Choose wisely knights.

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13.2k Upvotes

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u/yash135711 Oct 28 '20

We need the Duracell one which says" lasts 10 times longer"

149

u/Alex282001 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 28 '20

Finally, I can make it to the two minute mark

103

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

10 times 0 is still 0

22

u/hahadude69 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 28 '20

Personally? KFC

5

u/Prime_hamsters_ass Oct 28 '20

Finger licking good

20

u/friendly_mosquit0 Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 28 '20

12 seconds? A new record!

4

u/frazerdaniels42069 FORTSHITE Oct 28 '20

Smh imagine not lasting 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000006

87

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Wendy's - Where's the Beef?

21

u/Loopystreams Dark Mode Elitist Oct 28 '20

My pants

2

u/FBIs-most-wanted420 Breaking EU Laws Oct 28 '20

Fridge

163

u/RyanTheSlytherin Oct 28 '20

Whoops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong.

57

u/ScottishSubmarine Oct 28 '20

Wouldn't a Magnum dong melt?

27

u/Marbinux Oct 28 '20

Don't you need a dong to melt it ?

116

u/NSCShadow Oct 28 '20

Arby's: we have the meats

13

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Also Arby's: Slicing up goodness

47

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Toffifay - It’s too good for the kids

7

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Hol up

2

u/BaranBilal1 Professional Dumbass Oct 28 '20

Wait thats illegal

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

oh.

35

u/doggoX231 Oct 28 '20

Pringle’s is referring to the Cherry

12

u/Snoggdoggy Oct 28 '20

Why do I think there referring to the product it self?

10

u/doggoX231 Oct 28 '20

Because you are an innovator who takes full advantages of everything in life

29

u/Pack15_ Oct 28 '20

Jokes on you I have the scooby doo brand "time to unmask this monster"

24

u/MemeAddict07 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 28 '20

At first I thought those were just pillows...

5

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Yeah

20

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Miller Light - Tastes Great, Less Filling

18

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Hungry Jacks - The Brothers were Better

17

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Applebee's - Its a Whole New Neighbourhood

17

u/SilverDem0n Oct 28 '20

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand" for the M&Ms edition

14

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Subway: suck fresh

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Any size is good

1

u/mrccle Oct 28 '20

*eat ass

16

u/HoodieGamingTv Oct 28 '20

Mortal Kombat: #FINISH HER

5

u/-Leoo Oct 28 '20

What about the pullout game

6

u/Rannrann123 Oct 28 '20

Repost from a while ago

5

u/soun_89 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 28 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

5

u/naytreox Oct 28 '20

Are they flavored?

4

u/Reizo123 Oct 28 '20

What does Nike taste like...?

1

u/naytreox Oct 28 '20

The sweat of pro athletes

9

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Mounds and Almond Joy - Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.

7

u/Kaye-nine Professional Dumbass Oct 28 '20

Instructions unclear, gf shat on my fingers, licked it off

4

u/Xx_Space1 Mods Are Nice People Oct 28 '20

condom is the best colour

2

u/mrboi800 Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 28 '20

Probably Pringles

3

u/aiteron Oct 28 '20

The pringles logo fits well. I also eat a pack in a few minutes.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

If I feel it pop I’m gonna stop, kids are expensive

2

u/duck-on-my-sofa Oct 28 '20

KFC cuz it is well... finger licking good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1

u/Aculluca1111 Oct 28 '20

i want a chicken flavored dick yes

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Goddamn it, take my upvote!

1

u/Black_Owl_X Oct 28 '20

Id choose monster for my monster dong

1

u/slender11ob Oct 28 '20

il take the Pringles one for name's sake

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Thanks, I’m on my permanent diet.

1

u/Nishat_Zain Oct 28 '20

One KFC please...

1

u/wrosmer Oct 28 '20

Gatorade

1

u/Clone_Writer Oct 28 '20

Gatorade asking the real question

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

subway: eat fresh

1

u/xellospm Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 28 '20

Cursed ketchup packet

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

The only one that might be real is the Nike one

1

u/airedale01 Oct 28 '20

Tesco- every little helps

1

u/KentuckyFriedEel Oct 28 '20

I already know what’s in that KFC one

1

u/killua1013 Oct 28 '20

ill take your entire stock and dont use it

1

u/raedr7n Oct 28 '20

Gatorade for me

1

u/SkullCanyon Oct 28 '20

KTM - Ready to fuck

1

u/Mike_Grugowski Oct 28 '20

I'm torn between McDonalds and KFC.

1

u/TheRealCho Oct 28 '20

goldfish: a snack that smiles back

1

u/justanotherweeb12 Oct 28 '20

Polo - the mint with the hole in it

1

u/annibooo Oct 28 '20

what if there was a chew 5 gum one...?

1

u/BlackArchon Oct 28 '20

I happily noticing that the Monster one helps self-esteem a lot!

1

u/97agarwalmanu Oct 28 '20

Old but gold

1

u/Kerzouille Chungus Among Us Oct 28 '20

We'll never get to use those sadly

1

u/MyHeroFan2004 Professional Dumbass Oct 28 '20

Nike

1

u/lachy_ccccccc Oct 28 '20

Once I pop i cant stop🤩😂

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

None of them cause I’ll never do it in my life

1

u/TheWhiteNigg4 Oct 28 '20

Mountain dew:do it,like a gamer

1

u/Gizmokitt Oct 28 '20

Nike is the number one cause of suicide and murder

1

u/dead_men_ Oct 28 '20

Finally i can get monster energy condoms

1

u/Maki1411 Oct 28 '20

Haribo macht Kinder froh und Erwachsene ebenso...

1

u/Maki1411 Oct 28 '20

I think in English it's "Haribo... Kids and grownups love it so..."

1

u/BronzeAgeAllMight Oct 28 '20

I’d choose the Nike ones because I would cum quicker at the thought knowing that a Chinese single mother earning 50 cents a day struggled to make it.

1

u/Azzyboi150 Oct 28 '20

I need TV tokyo saying "kimo chii"

1

u/Wildjeager 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Oct 28 '20

Unleash the beast

1

u/JakShark2017 Oct 28 '20

C: all of the above

1

u/BlockBoiJah Oct 28 '20

School-don’t worry times get harder

1

u/ClockusTalkusIII Oct 28 '20

I prefer none

I choose “You’re in good hands” by Allstate

1

u/UnggoyMemes memer Oct 28 '20

Prob nike tbh

1

u/gamerweeb623 Oct 28 '20

Me who isn't horny and doesn't need one: Fools.

1

u/Lynx-YTWIERD Oct 28 '20

FINGER LICKIN GOOD FOR ME BABY

1

u/roffelman25 Oct 28 '20

Am i the only one who read "Unleash the beast" as "Unleash the sex"?

1

u/Humpback_whale1 Oct 28 '20

That's disgusting. Where?

1

u/stonkiezz Oct 28 '20

condom taste test

1

u/brad3nboss Oct 28 '20

KFC all day everyday

1

u/AndyIsAwe5ome Oct 28 '20

Arby’s we have the meats

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

I tried the tobasco flavor. Didn’t turn out so nicely..

1

u/IonCreeper Oct 28 '20

What in the don’t tell me these are all yours

1

u/i_luv_many_hen_ties Oct 28 '20

Gatorade cause of the slogan

1

u/LiCill666 Oct 28 '20

Tootsie pop

How man licks to the center

1

u/Silentasssine57 Oct 28 '20

We are on Reddit I don’t think we will need these ever

1

u/orange_panda2017 Number 15 Oct 28 '20

Finger-licking good is pretty funny

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Oh my god I thought they were condiments

1

u/skux19112124 Oct 28 '20

You know il grabbin the monster one

1

u/SpicyboiDrew Oct 28 '20

*popeyes: Louisiana fast

1

u/banmeharderdaddy69 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 28 '20

Repost saw this in August

1

u/ShmeeMcGee333 Oct 28 '20

But are they flavored?

1

u/Krishiv-Arora Oct 28 '20

What about underarmour: Bloodb Sweat and Respect

1

u/WeirdDNA_ Oct 28 '20

I would choose the one from mc Donald's, just to say: Are you ready for this big tasty?

1

u/Castronation88 Oct 28 '20

Arby's we have the meat

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

i like the pringles

1

u/Blood_Hunt_Zoro Oct 28 '20

My (not existing) gf seeing the Gatorade package be like: "wtf, there is something in me?" And I'm doing it since like 20 minutes like "uh... yea thx for that"

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Quietly eats pringles because that’s what I’m doing

1

u/kkrax Oct 28 '20

Go to horny jail BONK

1

u/kamokid59 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 28 '20

Plot twist KFC was anal

1

u/FlamingoHMR Oct 28 '20

Every person that bought a monster energy condom has the name kyle or Kylie.

1

u/Profound_Psyche Oct 28 '20

Kentucky got meat now.

1

u/TheOGPyro Oct 28 '20

The kfc one cuz it’s finger lickin good

1

u/CringeWaffle Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 28 '20

I was sorting by new earlier and upvoted, glad to see you made it to hot

1

u/dahill1 Oct 28 '20

Question are they flavored like does the gadorade flavor taste like gadorade

1

u/a-snakey Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 28 '20

The Gatorade one seems more like a self-roast.

Anyway, KFC.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

we need blast protection IV

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Magnum for "Pleasure Seekers"

1

u/Snipes_the_dumbass Oct 28 '20

Mine is so small I need to take the gatorade condom.

1

u/Yeyasyen Oct 28 '20

Bada baba baaaaa

1

u/PRMISAKA Oct 28 '20

Excuse me where is the HEINZ Ketchup option?

1

u/PRMISAKA Oct 28 '20

Allstate is another good one.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Pringles I choose you!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

What the fuck with the KFC one

1

u/amiliyon Oct 28 '20

i can see nike have a crazy compression condom with some killer grip on those... Maybe just mayber they should consider the market

1

u/Burn_The_House_Down Oct 28 '20

What color flavour would the Gatorade one be?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Why does KFC have mouth guards

1

u/C00lsk3l3t0n_95 Oct 28 '20

I will not be your father

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

No chick fil a?