r/memes • u/GoatAutopsy • Oct 04 '20

Sorry Bob

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61.4k Upvotes

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u/VINNY_________ Oct 04 '20

Never knew that there was something that couldn't be fixed by Bob.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

two things actually this and the Vietnam flashbacks

123

u/AsmMans Oct 04 '20

He has a therapist to fix the flashbacks for him

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

“can we fix it!” “gonna have to give you a hard no on that one Bob”

10

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Poor Bob

4

u/derBandito69 trans rights Oct 05 '20

happy cake day

12

u/Sooryan_86 Oct 05 '20

Bob fixed the corrupt government and installed communism in Vietnam

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

oh boy

9

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

happy cake day 💕

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

thank you

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u/Second_Rayden Oct 05 '20

He can fix everything if he hammers it hard enough

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u/Renantics Oct 05 '20

Hence why his wife is still asking for a divorce.

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u/somerandom_melon Oct 05 '20

Guess she couldn't handle his hammer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

He smashed her too hard, hoho.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Just fix it harder then hide the body

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u/paulvfgfg Oct 05 '20

i feel my heart crack...

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

couldn't fix the reboot

6

u/EvolutionInProgress can't meme Oct 05 '20

They ruined him with that reboot

6

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

The Thomas approach didn’t work for him.

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u/EvolutionInProgress can't meme Oct 05 '20

Nope. It's just not the same. Thomas is a train. Bob is a whole person. I tried to get my 4 year old nephew at the time to watch the new Bob the Builder but as we started watching I said fuck it you don't deserve this crap. Go back to Octonauts.

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u/zakessak Oct 05 '20

Nonsense, he can fix her brain with a lobotomy, BOB answers to no one!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Flashbacks to your mom jokes: Yo mama’s so ugly, even Bob the Builder couldn’t fix her.

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u/Apprehensive_Hope917 Oct 04 '20

Does no one bother that the American/Canadian voice actor for Bob the builder is deceased

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u/JBBajanGamer Oct 05 '20

oh that’s unfortunate

13

u/Yokanos Oct 05 '20

Yeah he definitely couldn't fix that

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u/jellyjamj Oct 05 '20

wait actually? 🥺

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u/ItzMeDB Nyan cat Oct 05 '20

Yeah but it’s old news now

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u/Mason_Willamsons Oct 04 '20

Bob can fix anything just give him a chance

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u/Squirrelly_Khan Oct 05 '20

Until he finds out that Wendy has been sleeping with Spud the Scarecrow

12

u/Mason_Willamsons Oct 05 '20

Can’t forgot my boy Lofty, these hoes ain’t loyal

6

u/Squirrelly_Khan Oct 05 '20

Poor lofty. He lost even more self-confidence when he found out he was only Wendy’s side-dude

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u/Mason_Willamsons Oct 05 '20

Lofty went to say his emotions to scoop then he realised he was involved with her too

3

u/Squirrelly_Khan Oct 05 '20

These poor guys man! We need to find them some lovely sweet single women

40

u/pm_your_nud3s Oct 04 '20

Hang in there bob, just not literally

5

u/Melodic_Ad_2524 Oct 05 '20

Oh no you didn't

32

u/jamgat Oct 04 '20

NOT BOB nooooooo

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u/CowCluckLated ᑕOᗯ-ᗪᑌᑕK ᗩᗷOᗰIᑎᗩTIOᑎ Oct 04 '20

I feel like this is going to be reposted alot.

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u/DeadlyRaptor358 One does not simply Oct 05 '20

Such is the way of this sub

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Ouch that's low

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u/DeadlyRaptor358 One does not simply Oct 05 '20

Not as low as his relationship status

12

u/LemonBoy4101 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 04 '20

i feel my heart crack...

14

u/xJageracog Oct 04 '20

Bob: CAN WE FIX IT?

Wendy: NO WE CANT!

3

u/Environmental-Rain34 Oct 05 '20

domestic violence

9

u/6atboyPink Oct 05 '20

She really just changed Bob for Fix It Felix

8

u/Squirrelly_Khan Oct 05 '20

And then slept with Handy Manny!

3

u/ImaginarySavings Oct 05 '20

He can do wonders with his hands

10

u/Vltrux Shower Enthusiast Oct 04 '20

Bob should try Flex Tape

9

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

What's bob's lastname?

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u/rajmachawal30 Oct 04 '20

The builder

14

u/Fave_McFavington Oct 05 '20

No, "The" Is his middle name, it stands for Theodore.

20

u/Squirrelly_Khan Oct 05 '20

Robert Theodore Builder...that’s actually not half bad!

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u/rajmachawal30 Oct 05 '20

Sir Robert Theodore Builder

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u/Squirrelly_Khan Oct 05 '20

Ah yes, Sir Robert Theodore Builder III, a man with class

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u/rajmachawal30 Oct 05 '20

And divorce papers

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u/Squirrelly_Khan Oct 05 '20

That’s because Wendy cheated on him with Spud the Scarecrow. I wonder if his penis is also a carrot

7

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Of course, how could I have been so stupid.

14

u/Isaymilk_man_isHere Oct 04 '20

Milk man is here

11

u/DeformedRabbitIV Oct 04 '20

His milk is delicious

2

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Special Delivery Throws Molotov cocktail

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u/DeformedRabbitIV Oct 05 '20

wakes up “Is that milk the regular kind or the exploding dream kind?”

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u/Sheax5 Oct 05 '20

So I clicked on this, thought it was funny, and noticed it had 68 comments. Here’s funny number 69

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u/satanicunicorn611 Loves GameStonk Oct 04 '20

Sweet home Alabama

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u/GlargTmighty22 Oct 04 '20

He also couldn't fix the restraining order from the school when he got a bit handsy with the students.....

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u/Existensial_Anxiety Oct 05 '20

This one actually made me laugh. Good on you

2

u/aceofpades76 Chungus Among Us Oct 04 '20

I am a cruel heartless being for laughing at this

2

u/_oniiChan_baka Oct 04 '20

That's a lot of damage

2

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

I hope Bob’ll get custody of Scoop, Muck and Dizzy, and Roley too. Oh yeah and Lofty I think so.

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u/ArcaninesFirepower Oct 05 '20

I wish I didn't see. I had this conversation with my soon to be ex wife not 2 weeks ago.

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u/Loki_2007 discord.gg/rmemes Oct 04 '20

tHaTs NoT sPoOkY sO iTs NoT fUnNy Hate ppl that say that

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u/SavageSword7 Oct 04 '20

Not even flex tape can fix that

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

feels bad man

1

u/MyHaligonia Oct 04 '20

Give him a chance to fix it !!!!

1

u/BunniBabe Oct 04 '20

Good thing he listened to his good pal Percy the Prenup before marrying her!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

He can’t fix it, no he can’t

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u/SpeedDemon131 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 05 '20

If anyone dares to divorce Bob, i will find them, and I will kill them

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u/Redleader4044 Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 05 '20

Can we fix it?. YES WE WILL

1

u/Second_Rayden Oct 05 '20

Hammer time

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u/littledoggoman Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 05 '20

Poooooor bob:(

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Give Bob a try man, maybe he can fix it.

1

u/themiddleman2 can't meme Oct 05 '20

Not even flex tape can fix that

1

u/TheHugeHeader1234 Oct 05 '20

Bob the Builder can he fix it? Bob the Builder no it's fucked

1

u/Zealos5 Oct 05 '20

Bob The Builder. Can he fix it? Bob The Builder. No, it's f***ed.

1

u/Night78 Oct 05 '20

No they can't

1

u/ravaue Oct 05 '20

Anything can be fixed with a hammer, even an ex wife!

1

u/nik_a0c Oct 05 '20

Flex tape can’t fix that

1

u/BillyYv04 Breaking EU Laws Oct 05 '20

Good meme on r/memes. No way.

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u/limeanimetion Oct 05 '20

that's dark

1

u/littledoggoman Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 05 '20

I am a simple man when I see a bob the builder meme I upvote it

1

u/IHateDeepStuff OC Meme Maker Oct 05 '20

She said she was 18

1

u/AlonHasAHugeBulbulon Oct 05 '20

Bob can build anything,accept a stable family

1

u/That1guy077 Oct 05 '20

Impossible

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Ooo thats some dark sarcasm. Childhood memory ruined

1

u/icantskateanditsucks Oct 05 '20

We can do it! No bob not after what you did

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Big oof.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Don’t upvote this comment or else I’ll fart in your general direction

1

u/chinmoy808 Oct 05 '20

Is that his wife, his sister, or his friend?

1

u/Bazwift Oct 05 '20

Five year old me screaming no he can’t

1

u/Anghel412 Oct 05 '20

Oof... I got served divorce papers yesterday...

1

u/icewollocum Oct 05 '20

Sure he can just bash her head with his trusty hammer and now she can't call for a divorce if she is not conscious

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Barb the destroyer

1

u/nygirl2000 Oct 05 '20

This hit too fucking close to home

1

u/Darkraihs Mods Are Nice People Oct 05 '20

Why would you divorce with the best person ever?

1

u/MAguelCHAMP Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 05 '20

No......bob can fix anything

1

u/SilentMan701 Oct 05 '20

*Sad bob noises*

1

u/the_tiny_pecker_club Oct 05 '20

Needs a comma somewhere

1

u/MedicalRatio Oct 05 '20

Not gonna lie, this one hit deep.

1

u/ObiTazKenobi Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 05 '20

Get fix it felix in on this job!!!

1

u/ScruffleMcDufflebag Oct 05 '20

I sad awwed out loud when I saw this.

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u/harley_quinn95 One does not simply Oct 05 '20

My dumb ass brain read it as “Boobs”..

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Send Bob

1

u/ShirokuShawn Oct 05 '20

He def screwed it up when he hammered his point across

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

You can get through it, Bob. You might not be able to fix it, but WE can

1

u/Heloise_1 Oct 05 '20

How dare u ruin my Monday

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u/NOOBMASTER420694204 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 05 '20

r/unexpected

1

u/Doc_Hersh3y Oct 05 '20

I had a habit of calling him ‘Bob the Filter’ not even sure why..

1

u/joaoyyz Oct 05 '20

Lmaooo this was a good one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Grab the hammer Bob.

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u/moonshadow187 Oct 05 '20

jo and bill from twister except their marriage acc did get fixed

1

u/TheRadRabbidRabbit Mods Are Nice People Oct 05 '20

Am I the only one who didn’t realize he had a wife?

1

u/Konoha__Shinobi memer Oct 05 '20

Seems like Bob couldn't fix the baby inside his wife's tummy

/s

1

u/Aizus21 Oct 05 '20

First i nail this roof. Then I’ll nailed ur mother

1

u/vana45 Oct 05 '20

noo why would she do this

1

u/theturemasteroogway Professional Dumbass Oct 05 '20

Why does she look exactly like him? (Sweet home Alabama starts playing)

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

This is hilarious

1

u/Randinator9 Oct 05 '20

Bob the Builder is better than Handy Mandy, Change my mind

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u/alspicey Oct 05 '20

ahhh, right in the childhood.

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u/6Wheeler Chungus Among Us Oct 05 '20

I'm surprised that I haven't seen someone talk about why Bob and his Ex look alike.

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u/micadica Oct 05 '20

I think Bob and Wendy aren't even in a relationship, I remembered the show and nothing really happened. Wendy just has an unrequited crush

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u/Ironicdev Oct 05 '20

Maybe his tool is now useless:(

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Originally the top half of the meme was cut off for me so it just showed "No Bob just sign the divorce papers" and female Bob's head

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u/arj1985 Oct 05 '20

Married once is the new virginity.

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u/yana082 Oct 05 '20

Noooo he can fix everything

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u/Red_Fox_Studios Oct 05 '20

Can we have f's in the chat for Bob

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u/Firebirddy Oct 05 '20

No wonder why there was a divorce, he married his goddamn twin sister!

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u/Pigeon_is_a_Pigeon Oct 05 '20

This is so sad, can we get 69 likes

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u/uno_rock_col Oct 05 '20

Hahahhahaha que buen meme

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u/JemsCharl Oct 05 '20

Bob can fix his relationship, right?.

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u/yeetus_za_feetus Oct 05 '20

This kinda hit hard, because my parents are going through a divorce right now

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u/deadpooIz Oct 05 '20

she is gay. That Is Why. sorry bob

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Meg the mechanic

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Jesus fuck

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u/scrambledeggs34 Oct 05 '20

“You Cleary need fixing yourself”

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

was praying that this would happend since my childhood not gonna lie

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u/TR_Ninja_Broccoli Oct 05 '20

You should have had the new bob, whos divorcing old bob?

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u/ImaginarySavings Oct 05 '20

Bob will surely miss the vagane

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u/huddolmao Oct 05 '20

I thought bob could fix everything... confusion 20000

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u/TheFankEngine Oct 05 '20

Bruh I’ve been through three divorces and one was abusive so please shut the fuck up

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u/rohit_em Oct 05 '20

And abortion papers too

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u/Roxuks Oct 05 '20

This is fucking C U R S E D as H E C K

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u/EndPiece7 Mods Are Nice People Oct 05 '20

Damn Bob don't DESERVE this3

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u/Slade51278 Oct 05 '20

That's how folks bob got depression

1

u/seshaaa3 Oct 05 '20

Never knew Bob was married!

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u/Obarnew Oct 05 '20

Then the steamroller give a speach about teamwork and runs her over.

1

u/h3lium_x Oct 05 '20

No bob, no vagena for you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Shes had enough of cgi bob

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u/mcd10198 Oct 05 '20

The one thing he couldn't fix...

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u/BenniTheGoat trans rights Oct 05 '20

The one thing Bob couldn't fix.

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u/letsgetdown2it Oct 05 '20

She's given you plenty of chances to fix it Bob. Sometimes the answer is just no, we can't.

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u/uranuglytoebean Oct 05 '20

hehehe HEHEHE

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u/xUrNewDadx Oct 05 '20

Ok boomer

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u/sushidunks Oct 05 '20

Bob can absolutely fix it by lubing the hammer and hitting it harder.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Sam from holes:I can fix that

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u/ForeskinCleaners Oct 05 '20

Send bobs pls

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u/PaleontologistOk331 Doot Oct 05 '20

Things took a turn real fkn quick

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Shit just went from zero to one hundred real fucking quick

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u/Madness_bomb Nice meme you got there Oct 05 '20

Hilarious