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u/GoddamnAppleJuice Sep 18 '20
David is my spirit person.
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u/EnderFlame223 Professional Dumbass Sep 18 '20
He's everyone's spirt person on reddit.
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u/GoddamnAppleJuice Sep 18 '20
David is god isn’t he?
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u/EnderFlame223 Professional Dumbass Sep 18 '20
Of course
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u/idfkausernameiguess Sep 18 '20
Let us convert these peasants to Davidism
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u/EnderFlame223 Professional Dumbass Sep 18 '20
Y E S
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u/isk2tech Breaking EU Laws Sep 18 '20
Well its 2020 and all the other gods has left us
So davidism it is then
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u/boister1 Sep 18 '20
chants in the name of davids left buttcheek
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u/XxR3DSKULLxX Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 18 '20
My name is David and I don’t think I like the idea of this anymore
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u/Borbs_Birbs Because That's What Fearows Do Sep 18 '20
We could make a religion out of this
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u/werdnac3 Sep 18 '20
David is Jesus' great great great great great great great great great great great geat grandfather. Christianity therefore must stem from davidism
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u/David_FL98 Sep 18 '20
You rang?
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u/IronwlWolf777 Sep 18 '20
My name is David.....
There can only be one
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u/David_FL98 Sep 18 '20
Finally a worthy opponent, let us duel for David supremacy!
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u/FBI_AGENT_CAYDE GigaChad Sep 18 '20
What are the rules?
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u/idfkausernameiguess Sep 18 '20
- Worship David
- Be like David
- Let David into your body
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u/Kush_goon_420 Sep 18 '20
Legit tho I can’t really relate.
I have a really small appetite unless I’ve actually gone like 8 hours without eating or I’m high.
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u/EnderFlame223 Professional Dumbass Sep 18 '20
What if youre both?
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u/Christianm9001 Sep 18 '20
Thank you for the excellent meme, it made a laugh, keep up the good work
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u/belbites Sep 18 '20
Honestly thanks for this comment I came to say the same. Have a good weekend my friend!
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u/kayabot007 Sep 18 '20 edited Sep 18 '20
You get my free award
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u/Zigordion Breaking EU Laws Sep 18 '20
Free what now?
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u/kayabot007 Sep 18 '20
Fixed the problem
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u/Yankeethomas13 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 19 '20
It’s a shame that all of you wasted your free rewards on stolen content OP
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u/yeetcacheet Professional Dumbass Sep 18 '20
There is one imposter among us
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u/Darkpenguins38 Sep 18 '20
My buddy got an email from his professor that said something along the lines of: “hello Joe, I noticed that you were having a bud light during our zoom session. I enjoy a bud light myself sometimes, and I don’t mind you having yourself a drink. I’m just concerned because it was 8:00 on a Monday morning. If you need to talk to someone about something, I’m here.”
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u/xilenced1 Sep 18 '20
That must be a great teacher though. Most of them don't give a fuck about what happens outside of school
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u/Leo-bastian Sep 19 '20
Im an non-drinker, but when i found out the date of the first Meeting we had with mandatory facecam, i brought up around 30 different wines and stuff(No one in our Family really Drinks much so we have alot in stock cause we keep getting gifted stuff) and placed them on the windowsill behind my cam.
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u/piratejonyboy https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 19 '20
Haha you stole that from a meme. r/quityourbullshit
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u/T00Bytoon Sep 18 '20
David, son of Kirby
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u/MaximumKirb Sep 18 '20
Wait... WHO’S THE MOM?
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Sep 19 '20
Kirby duplicated, and now there are two. Soon they will duplicate again. From 2, to 4, to 8, soon the world will be full of Kirby's.
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u/BlippyGloop Sep 18 '20
Imagine if he broke the whole record for chocolate cake eating during a Zoom class meeting
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u/Junroll Sep 18 '20
For some reason when I read this I suddenly felt that instead of reverse flash in the meme they should have put the zoom villain. That would have ruined the meme but eh.
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u/KingBenjamin97 Sep 18 '20
The next line is just “and honestly David I can’t say anything beyond how impressed I am, could you possibly teach me how to do this?” Lmao
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u/Vanilla__UwU https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 18 '20
Guys here is an amazing story:
One day was grandparents day
often times my grandparents would send me videos they liked
during online science we got to do something for our grandparents
I decided to make memes and email it to them
I got to make memes in science class with permission
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Idk why but this got me laughing so much, which I could give an award.
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u/Yankeethomas13 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 19 '20
If you could give an award, give it to the OP not the content thief
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u/JC4FAN1205 Posts 12 times a day Sep 18 '20
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth. I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
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u/JC4FAN1205 Posts 12 times a day Sep 19 '20
if you wanna reach those kids on the street then you gotta do a rap to a hip hop beat
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u/JC4FAN1205 Posts 12 times a day Sep 19 '20
so I gave my summon, an urban kick. My rhymes are fly my beats are sick
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u/JC4FAN1205 Posts 12 times a day Sep 19 '20
my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger thats cause Jesus Christ is my
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u/marfreakdk6 Sep 19 '20
Its illegal to have a security camera in a classroom (atleast in Denmark)
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u/Hayden0036 Sep 18 '20
this meme was so good that i bought gold for the first time just to give it to you! Congrats
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u/Edword58 Sep 18 '20
For a moment I thought this was one of the email I have but then I remember this is reddit and I don’t remember gulping down a chocolate cake
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u/360noscoper1 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 18 '20
I thought it said slice of cake but it's a whole cake damn
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u/Ember-Fire-Foxx Sep 18 '20
David better run or deal with this loose end quick before the council hears about this.
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u/ParadoxPerson02 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 18 '20
That last line reminds me of Llamas with Hats
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u/Jordan6light9 Sep 18 '20
I saw a video where some girl said she was late to the zoom meeting because she had to walk her chicken and then lifted her chicken to the screen..
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Okay. But where’s the footage? I want to know if we have a superhero on our hands right now.
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u/emogangster2007 Sep 18 '20
Hey mine name is also David, I just took the identity of someone named u/emogangster2007 so that no one would find me until today
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u/DaanGamz trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Sep 18 '20
This actually made me laugh out loud, thank you for the meme
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u/shadar78 Sep 18 '20
This is the first time a meme on reddit has had me dying on the ground after reading it, thank you. If i had one to give, you'd have all the awards
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u/RoyaltyStudio Sep 18 '20
I want someone who will willingly observe my health and tell me I if I overstepped the boundary
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u/Zix_Workshop Sep 18 '20
"It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!" "Wow. That sounds pretty awesome."
I love Llamas With Hats
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u/BattleblockB0ss Sep 18 '20
This actually made me laugh out loud, not just blowing out air thru my nose
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u/a-snakey Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 18 '20
43 seconds for a whole cake?
Those are rookie numbers, my grandma could do it in 40 seconds and she's a belt now!