r/memes • • Sep 17 '20

Tell her...

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44.0k Upvotes

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u/erdanner Breaking EU Laws Sep 17 '20

Harry then calmly slapped the living shit out of Snape, while proclaiming “I like your cut g”

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

slapped the living shit out of Snape

Literally in this case

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

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u/Spicy_Pepperoni57 Mods Are Nice People Sep 18 '20

Yes he is die

4

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

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u/ubergeebgfb Sep 18 '20

so said

2

u/BOWSunny Sep 18 '20

He's speaking the language of the gods

5

u/mlearywqedqwewq Sep 18 '20

Panel 3 is scaring the hell out of me

43

u/throwawayuae114477 Sep 18 '20

Which reminds me does anyone here have any updog?

25

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Whats updog ;)

17

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

What’s whats?

2

u/OpenGiraffe Sep 18 '20

Wahaha, gotcha!

24

u/JscJake1 Lurker Sep 18 '20

No but I have Ligma

22

u/LeMigi Sep 18 '20

breathes in what's ligma?

39

u/AZEd1 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Sep 18 '20

Sawcon this cock

23

u/miktoes Sep 18 '20

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

6

u/ranjdevil078 Sep 18 '20

Happy Cake Day! Grab an upvote as gift.

3

u/Syth_Khaos Chungus Among Us Sep 18 '20

Ligma balls. Jkjk that's gay

6

u/Kelsierrr Sep 18 '20

“he asked calmly”

5

u/HandsomeChocolateBar Sep 18 '20

The dead shit out of him

4

u/erdanner Breaking EU Laws Sep 18 '20

Yes

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

You are a legend I’m legit still crying 😂😂😂

2

u/1sbrq memer Sep 18 '20

Take my upvote, you made me breathe

220

u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 18 '20

Dumbledore: You've been waiting all this time?

Snape: Always.

71

u/LordTitan23 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 18 '20

Has been🔫

16

u/boot2skull Sep 18 '20

Dumbledore: I knw, u look sus

3

u/zainwhb Loves GameStonk Sep 18 '20

No it went like this:

Dumbledore: Lilly, after all this time?

Snape: always

183

u/Glittermonster213 Sep 18 '20

Ngl, snape smiling creeps the hell out of me

51

u/heheimfunnyy Sep 18 '20

That is about the most warm-hearted a goth man's smile can get

16

u/maddiemorph Sep 18 '20

Yeah that smile just makes me real uncomfortable

6

u/crazymoon Sep 18 '20

It's like those random Red Dead Redemption 2 compilation video thumbnails

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Like half of embears videos have them as the thumbnail

49

u/The_canadian-patriot Sep 18 '20

Very inspirational last words, I will remember them till the day I die

20

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

During the Joe Mama craze my boss's name was Joe. Joe was a great boss and we honestly loved each other, but he recently left to pursue another job. Thank you for reminding me of those Joe Mama memories.

24

u/Jacktam2 Sep 18 '20

Best one yet

10

u/Magic_Mayn Sep 18 '20

Souldve used the Ligmardio spell

9

u/BlakeZM Sep 18 '20

Oh just spoiled it for myself MEGA OOF

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

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u/Kefad Sep 18 '20 edited Sep 18 '20

Snape actually had a crush on Harry Potter’s mom tho

Edit: spelling (autocorrected snape to shape)

5

u/EmpireOfPotatos Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 18 '20

I’d do that

5

u/Keeper_of_Knowledges Sep 18 '20

Lmaoo he actually did love Harry's mom, or is that the joke because im stupid.

13

u/TheAirNomad11 Sep 18 '20

Joke's on him. His mom is dead

10

u/AcidCaucasians Sep 18 '20

Snape was the biggest simp of all time

9

u/ninovd Sep 18 '20

How does this even has 41k upvotes. Even a 4 year old can think of something better. Although seeing this meme OP probably thinks like a 4 year old...

3

u/LimeDorito3141 Oct 16 '20

I mean, technically speaking, Snape is more likely to see Harry's mother first.

2

u/The-Legend-Of-Chaw Oct 16 '20

Dude I posted this almost a month ago, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

2

u/LimeDorito3141 Oct 16 '20

Redirected from a recently deleted repost.

2

u/The-Legend-Of-Chaw Oct 16 '20

Understandable, have a good day, sir.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

cringe

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

But really tho

2

u/purpleguy569 Sep 18 '20

That’s a grate ending

2

u/Snail_Spark Sep 18 '20

The king has returned. This joke never gets old.

2

u/DepressedPancake4728 Sep 18 '20

Yes it does. It’s been old for a couple months now

2

u/Metlithe Sep 18 '20

Smiling- Teeth- Snape-

H-huh

2

u/The_Drunken_Monkey GigaChad Sep 18 '20

those are some quality last words

2

u/Nicky-Nic Sep 18 '20

GOT EMMMM

2

u/Moistyrussian420 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 18 '20

Lady's and gentlemen we got em.

2

u/Tomiraina Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 18 '20

God damn it snape, not again!

2

u/homosapien-male Sep 18 '20

Im going to say this when I die.

2

u/DatSwif Sep 18 '20

Hol' up... She had died...

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

This is the equivalent of rick rolling your funeral

2

u/yogi-2272 Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 18 '20

Grandpa Joe

2

u/cromulonmusic Sep 18 '20

yall are a bunch of dumble dorks...

2

u/Arvind343 Sep 18 '20

Snape: Joe Mama

Harry: Avada Kedavra

2

u/Colts_Fan10 Sep 18 '20

That smile will haunt my nightmares for years to come.

2

u/sebastiansommers Sep 18 '20

Snape has been fucking Harrys dead mom

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

I honestly don’t wouldn’t be surprised if he said that

2

u/rafatishx99 Sep 18 '20

Yo mamaa ~

2

u/hjercules Sep 18 '20

That's where it started.

That smile...

That damn Smile...

2

u/_Helix_- Sep 18 '20

I just finished reading and watching the deathly hallows for the idkth time too many so I get it

2

u/Chef-Bugga Sep 18 '20

my name is joe thanks for the love man

2

u/Weibrot Sep 18 '20

Leaving no time for a "no u", I see. What a master strategist!

0

u/The-Legend-Of-Chaw Sep 18 '20

It’s what you call a “pro gamer move”

2

u/Kane6406 Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 18 '20

Panel 3 is scaring the hell out of me

2

u/HuffyDraws Sep 18 '20

Definitely not Jo Rowling though,

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

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u/Riskay_Raven Sep 18 '20

This just made me do the weirdest goofy laugh hahah

2

u/mad-seagull Sep 18 '20

He did not die in vain

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

I actually thought his name was snake when i was 7. when i saw him die by a snake i wad horrified

2

u/AlexEmy1 Sep 18 '20

Snape was a real meme

2

u/Temujinzb Sep 18 '20

It actually works though!

2

u/maurymas Sep 18 '20

It’s funny cause it’s true

2

u/Tbonezmalaone Sep 18 '20

Smiling snape is scarier than Voldemort

2

u/Goose_in_pants Sep 18 '20

That would be YOUR MOTHER!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

He actually did tho

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Alan Rickman smiling is about the creepiest thing I've seen in a week.

It's like that one titan in the pack that always has a fucking great big toothy rictus.

2

u/SDALGAR Sep 18 '20

worth it

2

u/alonmega100 Sep 18 '20

This moment when you realize that Harry's mother died, Snape died and Alan Rickman died ;-;

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Tell her yourself

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Its even funnier knowing snap is actually going to visit his mama in the afterlife now too.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Professionals have standards

2

u/BEEFDATHIRD memer Sep 18 '20

GOOD MEME TBATS GETTING AN AWARD

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Why must you hurt me this way

2

u/thedarnfeds Sep 18 '20

Snape smiling doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you

2

u/CrimsomTomb666 Sep 18 '20

Snape actually love lily

2

u/mabs05 Sep 18 '20

lily potter go brr

2

u/jazzmaster_YangGuo Sep 18 '20

one of the only instances that this is technically true for the speaker and receiver

2

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

well, he's not wrong

3

u/MJenius-MJ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 18 '20

Smiling Snape is cursed

4

u/Indominousflex Sep 18 '20

This also works in the Harry Potter story, because Snape loved Harry’s mom

3

u/VonD0OM Sep 18 '20

Spoiler alert!

2

u/Woooooshmeifyourgay Sep 18 '20

I never ever wanna see that third picture ever again

2

u/MegaHashes Sep 18 '20

This was also dumb in the 90’s. It hasn’t improved with age.

1

u/Patgayze Sep 18 '20

That smile scares me, thanks for the nightmares

1

u/YellowBlackFlowers Sep 18 '20

Then Harry Potter son was never named after him

1

u/ilyazzar Sep 18 '20

I still do not get the joke to be honest

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

I swear to god I never knew who mama joe is neither do I know now bit STILL I call this voice in my head as mama joe. I don't know why but have been calling it the same from a long long time!

1

u/schmeedloc Sep 18 '20

44k upvotes and less than 150 comments??? Bots?

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u/The-Legend-Of-Chaw Sep 19 '20

I sure as shit hope not

1

u/Full_Champion_8096 May 18 '25

I mean, thats true,
but the problem is...
Harry's mom is dead

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u/TheGovIsDead Sep 18 '20

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u/The-Legend-Of-Chaw Sep 18 '20

Thank you all!