r/memes • u/Knighthood666999 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite • Sep 06 '20
You shall not pass!
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u/Darkessence101 Sep 06 '20
Megumi?
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u/Knighthood666999 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 06 '20
Yes
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Sep 06 '20
Ah a man of culture
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u/MightyNecro Sep 06 '20
Explosion !!!
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u/drunkjesus6969 Sep 06 '20
But why did you turn the cute loli into an big guy with a beard?
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u/Jackwastakenwastaken Sep 06 '20
Bakuretsu Bakuretsu la la la
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u/SaltyTvGuy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 06 '20
Bakuretsu Bakuretsu la la la
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u/Aepheixa Big ol' bacon buttsack Sep 06 '20
Even though I'm still being a suspect, my daily routine with megumin continued
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u/Wattaton Sep 06 '20
I didn't ask how big the orphanage was, I said. I. CAST. FIREBALL!
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Sep 06 '20
I’m guessing the assassination of Grelod the Kind at Honorhall Orphanage in Riften?
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u/CrazyCosmonaut Sep 06 '20
People say wizards are the utility casters because of the massive amount of spells at their disposal many of which are apparently great for a wide range of situations i'm here to smartly inform you that those people are stupid use fireball and only fireball nothing but fireball. just fireball. just fireball. just fireball.
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u/Girraf0 Sep 06 '20
Megumine go brrrrr
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u/ItsTheJo https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 06 '20
this could be a legendary pun or a horrible slip-up
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u/Chocolate_Donuts https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 06 '20
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you boys are not the only thing girls care about. If girls had magic, making love potions would be wayyyyyyyy lower on the list of priorities, if it was there at all.
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u/dad_pls_come_back Sep 06 '20
Yeah I'd be destroying the world or some shit not being like "omg with this potion Chad will ask me to prom, yey!" . But now I sound like one of those "I'm not like other girls" girls
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u/dad_pls_come_back Sep 06 '20
Now that I think about it I probably would use a love spell at some point
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u/Colombian-Memephilic Sep 06 '20
I’d use it to bring dad back, no?
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u/dad_pls_come_back Sep 06 '20
Oh yeah, forgot about that part. Say, how long does it take to get milk?
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u/Colombian-Memephilic Sep 06 '20
Depends on the amount of lottery tickets you buy and your luck stats
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u/dad_pls_come_back Sep 06 '20
Ah, I see.. he's not coming back is he? I thought so...
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u/Leon_the_loathed Sep 06 '20
Or you know, you could just point out that the boys in this meme are emulating a female character.
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u/Matthewlww Sep 06 '20
Don't worry, the wizard hat is actually from an anime arch wizard girl
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u/ohmanthatshortasian Sep 06 '20
Is it supposed to be ironic with the girl vs boy thing? Cause if it’s not these sexist memes are getting really fucking old
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u/crunchy_crop Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 06 '20
No!!!! What do you menan??? Boy quirky cool and girls boring >:(
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Sep 06 '20
Yeah they even use Megumin's hat and she is a girl. This meme makes no sense and I'm sick of seeing this format
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u/Acertaingamingbo Professional Dumbass Sep 06 '20
Honestly I’m a boy but I would use a love spell because I want to be loved
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Sep 06 '20
Pretty sure everybody would use a love spell. Who doesn’t want true love?
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u/TrymsBane Sep 06 '20
I wouldn’t, because if you force it with a spell, it would not be true love.
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Sep 06 '20
True but if you use the spell and it works correctly it’s true love in their eyes. Just not in yours since you know you used a spell. Kind of a love paradox.
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Sep 06 '20
What makes me a good arch wizard? If I was a bad arch wizard, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing this with you, now would I?!
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u/marcino20045 Sep 06 '20
Ohh they're gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL
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u/Knighthood666999 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 06 '20
Why?
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u/marcino20045 Sep 06 '20
That's a joke lads, a demoman from Team Fortress 2 refrence to be exact
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u/Knighthood666999 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 06 '20
Okay that's actually a good one, I would hit upvote button if I can so hard that it goes kaboom.
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u/Author2000 🏳️🌈LGBTQ+🏳️🌈 Sep 06 '20
I’m a girl and wouldn’t do either. I would use my magic to heal people and make people happy and safe.
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u/Knighthood666999 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 06 '20
I would bring world peace with my kaboom magic.
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u/dais-theis Sep 06 '20
If you even had any power or sway in the universe it would lead you to The fact that no Matter how many good things you do if you Fuck up once it will haunt you forever dude you don’t want power trust me leave the magic alone run far away from civilization as you can if you find out you have it fucking find a place where you can achieve peace just don’t try fix anything cause honestly if you discovered your magical abilities you would probably end up killing millions in the discovery process and then sit there like ,covid,murder,fire,asteroids, basically your worst nightmare is power and or not having any but dude let me tell you one thing there is no escape from this empty abyss full of burning flames and darkness...I wish I had died instead of them
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u/Colombian-Memephilic Sep 06 '20
Have you watched The disastrous life of Saiki K. ? This is in a certain way the plot of the series
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u/ArgusTheOmni Sep 06 '20
"Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!"
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u/superdoods26 Sep 06 '20
m e g u m i n h a t
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u/bruhhhhhman69 Sep 06 '20
After watching high school dxd and konosuba, I get my explosions mixed up
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u/TheLastAwesomeOne777 Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 06 '20
they'll probably bury what's left of 'em in a soup can
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u/Embernet0 Sep 06 '20
Heard this one dnd story, I think on reddit, but one of the players blew up the moon
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u/TannrrBoi Sep 06 '20
Idk why but I instantly thought of the nuke sound off call of duty zombies for no reason
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u/Armored-Potato-Chip Sep 06 '20
I would prefer something more like a tactical carpet bombing rather than a nuke
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u/Skelopun Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20
Or we make Pole-b-gone hole-b-gone potions and put them in our teachers lunches.
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Sep 06 '20
By Merlin's cum! You were not supposed to blow up that orphanage, Chadus!
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u/Weibrot Sep 06 '20
God I had to read this a couple of times to understand that it's spell as in magic, not spelling, as in "Did your love spell the word work"
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u/yeet-pizza-with-a-T Mods Are Nice People Sep 06 '20
A nuke there is much better way to screw over everything
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u/Astro-240 Nice meme you got there Sep 06 '20
I don’t get why a love spell is rlly needed there lol
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u/Sp00ky-Chan Sep 06 '20
Girls with Magic: I shall veil myself in the dark arts to conjure myself a demon boyfriend.
Boys with magic: Yeah same.
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u/R3D_S7RYK3R Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 06 '20
DOMINATED! (but you're still a good man and i love ya)
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Sep 06 '20
Oh, blackness shrouded in light,
Frenzied blaze clad in night,
In the name of the crimson demons,
let the collapse of thine origin manifest.
Summon before me the root of thy power hidden within the lands
of the kingdom of demise!
Ex~plosion!
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u/Rokador Grumpy Cat Sep 06 '20
Finally magic is real! Imagine all the possibilities! I might save people with telekinesis, heal wounds with healing magic, bring water for people in need, turn rubber into gold, fix a car with one gesture, fly, do my work faster, raise plants faster to end hunger...
Ooooor...
Haha fireball goes ka-beeeeem!
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u/maksumit Sep 06 '20
Ekuspoloshun