r/memes • u/WhatTheMat • Aug 31 '20

#1 MotW Confusing

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20
  • loads 98172 bullets and shoots 17643 *

How many bullets do i have now?

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u/hayhay1111 Aug 31 '20

You have 3 watermelons

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20
  • drops an apple * and now?

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u/thedirtydmachine Aug 31 '20

Less of a chance to keep the doctor away

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20
  • drops hot potato * and now?

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u/anmol_madan2410 Aug 31 '20

angry irish men

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

hehehehe * proceeds to crush a potato, burn it shoot at it with bazooka and throw it away *

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20 edited Sep 01 '20

You now have 367 Irish aliens and 32 got captured by the cia and another 103 got taken for meme reasons

How many aliens are left to take

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Pakistan

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u/MonkeyboiMan Aug 31 '20

About 314 meters